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My wife’s boyfriend promised to buy me a new Star Wars figurine this weekend! Super stoked!

3394 119 comments 2019-06-07 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

before you were born

2689 320 comments 2019-06-12 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Frens, I took a trip to Israel and I’m sad to report that their diversity levels are way too low. Israel needs to stop being bigoted and embrace multiculturalism. They need to tear down the wall and let in immigrants from diverse places. Israel is mistreating their neighbors. It needs to change now!

2512 275 comments 2019-06-08 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I’m taking my wife’s son to see Avengers tonight while she’s out on her date with Tyrone. I’ve heard it’s awesome! No spoilers please!

1455 78 comments 2019-06-03 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

They lied! My parents lied to me, frens! They weren’t taking me to see a rabbit. They took me to a creepy old man and he chopped off my peen! How could they do this to their precious newborn?! It makes me want to spend the rest of my life ruining the world!

969 55 comments 2019-06-04 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

The Top Minds are starting to realize that all their sub has become is frenworld reposts. Even their mods are tired of it. We are irresistible to a Top Mind. Keep up the frenliness, frens!

960 53 comments 2019-05-31 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

OMG frens! My wife’s boyfriend is letting me get a new iPad today!

929 45 comments 2019-05-24 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Truth

787 24 comments 2019-06-16 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Being a father isn’t always easy but it’s an important job. Happy Father’s Day, frens!

779 14 comments 2019-06-16 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Happy Father’s Day from Jerusalem!

777 28 comments 2019-06-17 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Hey, newborn fren here! I just wanted to tell you all how excited I am! My parents told me that when I turn 8 days they’ll take me to see a rabbit! I’ve never seen one before. This is going to be the best day of my life! The world is such a great place!

688 53 comments 2019-06-03 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Hi frens! I’m coming to you live from Tel Aviv! Let’s all give a honk or two for spreading LGBT love and diversity in Israel! #pride

459 28 comments 2019-06-02 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I see you there Top Mind. How’s the spying going? Have you found any “evidence”?

452 57 comments 2019-05-24 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

A guy named Harvey Frenstein told me that he has a movie part for me. I can make lots of money. All I need to do is meet him late tonight in his hotel room to discuss the details.

356 19 comments 2019-05-24 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Breaker 1-4 any big rig frens out there? Stay safe on the roads, frens. Over and out. #truckin

322 20 comments 2019-06-07 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

For all of you “frens” thinking of leaving frenworld: Leave! Stop posting your shitty goodbye notes telling us how Top Minds have finally convinced you that this sub is so hateful. There’s an edgy joke now and then but saying it’s a hate sub is a massive display of mental gymnastics. Just let it go.

301 28 comments 2019-05-28 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Me last night...

261 24 comments 2019-05-23 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

What’s going on big guy?

253 19 comments 2019-05-31 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

The teacher said there were a bunch of balls in here but there’s only two. Am I missing something here? There’s only two, right frens?

252 19 comments 2019-06-12 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I’m taking a trip to Africa this summer, frens! I can’t wait to see all the animals in their natural habitat!

250 60 comments 2019-06-05 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Get wrecked, nonfrens lurking in here!

232 30 comments 2019-06-18 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I went to the store to buy my favorite candy but all I found was nasty ass Snickers. It’s going to be a long day, frens.

210 54 comments 2019-06-07 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

A lot of frens have been asking if they can dress up how they want and still be frens. Yes! You can pretend to be whatever you want! Do what makes you happy! Using our imaginations is a good thing! I’m an underwear monster today! “Raaaargh!”

210 14 comments 2019-06-13 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

My butler, Alfren, is working on a gadget that will help me identify criminals before they strike. There’s a small percentage of the population that commits most of the crime. It’s time to put a stop to it.

203 21 comments 2019-06-01 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I’m really struggling in school, frens. I’m not good at history but I’m good at math. The better I get at math it seems the less history makes sense. My favorite parts of the day is lunch and recess. I’m glad I have lots of frens here to make me feel better. Thanks, frens.

153 105 comments 2019-05-29 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Doctor Shekelburg said my depression would go away if I had my peen removed. Now I have an infected open wound and I feel worse than ever! I’m going to end it, frens.

149 21 comments 2019-06-18 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Mommy said I’m big enough to mow now, frens!

148 8 comments 2019-05-23 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Hey, frens! I’m a trainee for the Olympics this year! I plan to break every record! Cheer for me, frens!

140 5 comments 2019-06-04 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

If it sounds too good to be true it probably is, frens.

136 24 comments 2019-06-10 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

If I were the king I would send all the nonfrens far away from frenworld and give free tendies to all the frens.

136 16 comments 2019-06-11 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I love concentrated juice! Yummy, yummy, yummy!

130 25 comments 2019-06-05 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I did a lot of brain exercises and now I have a six pack.

126 6 comments 2019-06-13 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Frens! I ordered some tendies but when I drove up to the window they told me no such order was received. How can there be zero evidence of such an order ever being given if I clearly stated that I wanted tendies?

125 15 comments 2019-05-27 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Hello ferns! Just a regular friend here. Definitely not one of those stinky Top Minds. Anyone want to discuss some notsee plans or tell raysist stuff to me? Your secrets will be safe with me freenz.

122 25 comments 2019-06-13 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

If we can convince all nonfrens to be gay they would cease to exist after one generation. #gaynessisgreat #nonfrensgogay #supportgaynonfrens

106 24 comments 2019-05-28 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

My sister was supposed to bring a cake over to my house for my birthday but all she brought was Snickers. My day is ruined, frens.

94 16 comments 2019-06-10 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Look at this new fren I found outside my house today! He was screeching so I gave him a banana. Now he is calm and seems frenly. What other fruits do you think he might like?

80 16 comments 2019-06-07 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Hello? ... no, I didn’t order any of that... what?! I never made that call... ok, show me one piece of evidence I ever ordered any of that. I’ll wait...

77 5 comments 2019-06-17 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Nonfrens shall get wrecked by thine sword of frenliness. They shall be bopped by the cross of our Lord. They shall never knoweth the sweet taste of tendies! Amen. Deus Vult!

75 10 comments 2019-06-19 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I have a fren who keeps lying to everyone to make people feel sorry for them. I’m starting to question my frenship with them now. Should I tell other frens the truth and expose them?

73 8 comments 2019-06-11 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

If you want to ask a question or make a statement on frenworld be sure to include a cute frog picture. Text only posts will never rise to the top.

70 2 comments 2019-06-11 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I love animals so much, frens! We should take animals from the zoos and release them into the wild in their home countries. Instead of keeping them in cages we should free them back where they came from.

66 10 comments 2019-06-09 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Hey frens! I met a new fren! He likes goats! I’m growing out my hairy parts like him! Do we look cool?

52 12 comments 2019-06-06 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Happy pride month! This is a time for everyone to celebrate their race, culture, sex etc. Frenworld is all about love and diversity! Let’s party!

44 6 comments 2019-06-12 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I love all my frens in frenworld! This place is so awesome!

41 3 comments 2019-06-10 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Wouldn’t it be great if we could have a single word that would instantly make nonfrens go into a fit of uncontrollable rage? If only we could harness such a power.

35 19 comments 2019-06-14 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Frens! My mommy just got me a goldfish for my birthday! I’m so excited to show all you frens! What should I name it?

29 11 comments 2019-05-29 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I was just trying to save my people and create a better future. Lies were told and now I’m hated. I am sorry I failed all of you, frens. Never be afraid to do what’s right.

27 3 comments 2019-05-31 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Mommy said she’ll bring me tendies if I stay here for awhile. I’m want to get up!

21 2 comments 2019-05-24 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Here’s a big hug for all of you frens out there. If anyone’s going through a hard time or feeling disillusioned just know that your frens are always here for you. Frenworld is a place of love! I love you frens!

16 4 comments 2019-06-09 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Have you met my fren Ronald? He was telling me about his plan to stop nonfrens. I think it could work!

16 7 comments 2019-06-16 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I’m regretting sticking my parts in the lava, frens. It sounds nicer than it is.

8 7 comments 2019-05-24 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Hey frens! If I’m a good boy I get to go swimming this weekend!

7 1 comments 2019-05-24 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Another desperate nonfren trying to make frenworld look bad. You know they’re running out of material when this is the meme they want everyone to see. Oh well, this hatred from them will just bring us more frens.

6 5 comments 2019-06-14 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Please vote for Bernie. I need free stuff!

3 15 comments 2019-05-26 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Frens, I drank too many beers tonight and went on a rant about our great uncle. My ladyfren is pissed. How do I come back?

2 0 comments 2019-05-24 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

When nonfrens come here they just post stupid walls of text about how much they hate us. What if frenworld took away ‘text’ as a posting option? It wouldn’t make any difference to all of the legit frens here who post cute green frogs. #NoMoreTextPosts

2 0 comments 2019-06-16 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Nonfrens shall kneel before the cross of our Lord. They shall be bopped by thine sword of frenliness. They shall never knoweth the sweet taste of tendies! Amen.

2 0 comments 2019-06-19 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Do I have enough karma to post here?

1 1 comments 2019-05-23 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Science proves there are only two types of frens in the universe.

1 0 comments 2019-05-26 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Frens! I ordered some tendies but when I pulled around to the window they told me no such order came through. How can there be zero evidence of such an order being given when I clearly told them I wanted tendies?

1 1 comments 2019-05-27 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

If this post reaches 88 upvotes and 14 comments I will post it to Top Minds as the definitive proof that frenworld is 100% a Nazi sub.

1 0 comments 2019-05-27 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

To prove that frenworld is not racist upvote this: It was a horrible mistake to take slaves from Africa away from their homelands. I wish I could time travel to the past to prevent it from happening. I am so sorry. The regret I feel cannot be expressed fully. We must never let this happen again.

1 0 comments 2019-05-30 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

To prove that frens are not racist, upvote this post. It was a horrible mistake to take slaves from Africa away from their homelands. I wish I could travel back in time to prevent it. I cannot express my regret for these things enough. It must never happen again, frens.

1 0 comments 2019-05-30 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Hello ferns! I’m just a regular friend here. Definitely not one of those stinky Top Minds. Anyone want to discuss some secret Nazi plans or tell me racist stuff? Your secrets are safe with me freenz.

1 0 comments 2019-06-13 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Hello? ... No, I didn’t order any of that. ... What are you talking about? ... It wasn’t me. ... Fine, show me one piece of evidence I ordered that. I’ll wait...

1 1 comments 2019-06-17 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Nonfrens shall kneel before the cross of our Lord. They shall be bopped by thine sword of frenliness. They shall never knoweth the sweet taste of tendies! Amen. Deus Vult!

1 0 comments 2019-06-19 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

Nonfrens shall kneel before the cross of our Lord. They shall be bopped by thine holy sword of truth. They shall never knoweth the sweet taste of tendies. Amen. Deus Vult!

1 0 comments 2019-06-19 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

🎶Why do you have to be gone?🎶you were a hero, you did nothin’ wrong🎶

1 5 comments 2019-06-19 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I’m buying some apples from the local orchard today, frens!

1 9 comments 2019-06-19 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld

I will now channel the power of frenliness and make myself into a weapon to bop every nonfren right out of frenworld.

1 6 comments 2019-06-20 ser-of-cannabis in r/frenworld