I’m taking my wife’s son to see Avengers tonight while she’s out on her date with Tyrone. I’ve heard it’s awesome! No spoilers please!

1455  2019-06-03 by ser-of-cannabis

78 comments

Getting cucked twice in one day, your in for a treat.

*yer

All the female super heroes save the day while the men apologize for their masculinity being toxic. I have a feeling you’ll love it

Sounds very empowering!

Yes, perfect for people like you and your son!

Correction fren, wife's son

So great to be triggered like your basic leftist SJW by a 15 second shot lmao

they shoved the idea that "girls can be superheros too!!!" down everybody's throats in a franchise that already has multiple successful and well liked female characters

it was pointless and absolutely destroys the immersion of what is supposed to be the most climactic scene in the entire series

If that « destroys your immersion » you’re an easy one. I just went « ugh... » and carried on. But the part about « men apologising for their toxic masculinity when Iron Man, Thor, Hulk and Cap are probably the most important characters in the movie is a bit exaggerated from the comment I was replying too right ?

I just went « ugh... » and carried on.

So then it hurt the immersion for you too.

But the part about « men apologising for their toxic masculinity when Iron Man, Thor, Hulk and Cap are probably the most important characters in the movie is a bit exaggerated from the comment I was replying too right ?

...you know that part didn't actually happen, right fren?

I liked that scene

You are projecting, fren, not everyone who types in internet forums is triggered

Some are enough to care about a fucking Marvel movie, which is pure entertainment in its stupidest form

I don't know if I can get on board with nihilistically accepting mediocrity. I'm a fan of good art.

Well great art exists, just don’t expect to see it during a Marcel projection, and I’m sure you don’t expect it, that’s what I’m saying

The main reason so many people are upset is because they had so many magical moments with the Marvel comics or movies in the past and people naturally dislike seeing what they love/loved get worse and worse. Is it possible that continually lowering one's expectations as to not be disappointed will eventually lead to nihilism and defeatism?

Kinda get what you’re getting at, I felt that with Star Wars. However, I just think that the last two Avengers movies are probably the greatest points in the MCU, despite all the "political" stuff going on, which can’t be said for the last SW movies. This kind of scenes (the 15 second shot in Endgame) don’t ruin the movie for me as long as the movie itself is cool (Cap vs 2012 Cap, Cap wielding Mjolnir, dual wielding Thor and "Avengers, assemble" scenes were all awesome IMO) so I couldn’t be bothered be a mandatory cringe shot

The final scene were they all gang together and whoop Thanos’ ass (something the mains couldn’t do in 4-ish movies) was debilitating cringe

God it was fucking awful

How'd you get this picture of the average TopNonfrensofReddit user?

haha

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Kylo Ren kills Thanos

Yeah I thought the scene where Peter Parker came out as a cannibal and ate Tony Stark was gratuitous

I found it strange when black widow turned into a literal black widow and then proceeded to get accidentally stepped on by thanos army soldier 276,984,103

"The part where ant-man and wasp Had giant sex right on the battle field drowning thanos and his army in cum was a very well thought out scene on the Russo brothers behalf too bad Spider-Mans oxygen system was clogged I guess he’s gone for good this time what an amazing final film in this saga of great flix thank you Russo bros very cool."

do you want a Nintendo Switch fren? i Hurd it goes well with a vasectomy

But I like Nintendo, fren... do I need my penur cords tied, too?

:(

nah friend only if you soytendo fan

:O

But muh smash.

You trying to impregnate your PS4 or something?

Hope your wife's son likes the movie fren!

You forgot the patchy beard to cover weak jawline

I can’t grow an facial hair because my testosterone levels are super low.

You're fucking a white male

*Green

Thanos bops Dumbledore.

i dont like where this sub is going. i liked it for the wholesomeness no these pepe memes

Lmao then you’re a fool.

Wholesomeness eventually disappears in the internet. Just get used to it.

guess ill be leaving. bye fren .have a frenly time

Technically it ebbs and flows depending in the website and content.

This sub was born out of Cringe Anarchy and MDE. You have been fooled. But it turns out you were a non fren all along! Bop!

It's a damn shame.

Spoiler: frenly ending but with feels.

Who's awesome? tyrone?

In a serious way, the first half sucks

He must have got himself locked in the cuck shed, since he didn't go on day one with his fellow nu-males.

lol looks like pc principal

Posts like these that stray from fren posting are going to get us raided even harder, frens.

Your first ever post or comment on frenworld is showing so much concern for us? Hmmm. This seems like a pretty frenly post. What would Top Minds have to complain about with this one?

I lurk, and don't have any other apus other than whats already posted here fren. I just enjoy the /frogposting/ and don't want it to be shit on by nonfrens

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Oh dear. . .

Why do they all look like this in some capacity?

Our fren Paul Joseph Watson has a great video on this

Frens only

PJW looks like one himself, fren

At least he is cleaned up

PJW always looks like he did a line of blow and ate a cherry popsicle right before the video

Truth

I'm not a big fan of his but that video was pretty funny

I have not payed for a movie ticket in years. Too much non fren stuff for me :)

Tell him not to shout during the movie. Wouldn't want any "oh shit nigga das dat nigga thanos" ruining the movie for others.

Proud cuck fren! Also your username is really creative fren

Ironfren eats it

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let’s not be frencels

BOP

Tony Stark dies when he undoes the snap, his final words are "I am Iron Man"

mark hoppus?

Screw avengers fren go take your wife’s son to watch wife and Tyrone smash!

ohno.

This Post is not very frenly

Tendieman dies in Endgame

Batman dies

And black widow too

fren uses the steins to destroy the steins

I just went « ugh... » and carried on.

So then it hurt the immersion for you too.

But the part about « men apologising for their toxic masculinity when Iron Man, Thor, Hulk and Cap are probably the most important characters in the movie is a bit exaggerated from the comment I was replying too right ?

...you know that part didn't actually happen, right fren?

Well great art exists, just don’t expect to see it during a Marcel projection, and I’m sure you don’t expect it, that’s what I’m saying