Hopefully you're traveling alone, fren. I heard that you shouldn't bring lady-frens because the native animals have gangs that want to bop frens and scrape ladyfrens.
Africa is a beautiful place! You will find very frenly and lively frens! They might look like non frens, but no, they are happy frens and do not satisfy 13 = 52.
Believe it or not some of the ones over there actually murder each other at slightly lower rates than the ones over here, despite generally having more impoverished living conditions.
The theory behind this is that when left alone to live among their own kind they're not exactly peaceful but they don't feel as frustrated and aggrieved at not being able to compete with more successful groups.
But I dunno, maybe some of those places just aren't as meticulous in collecting data for statistical analysis.
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1 TheNorthAmerican 2019-06-05
I'm also going to Paris this Summer!
Wish me luck.
1 pavepaws123 2019-06-05
Some invasive species have recently been propping up in paris fren, you should be extra careful!
1 TheMostDankestMemes 2019-06-05
What kinds of species fren?
1 US101 2019-06-05
Maybe this is it fren. As you can see, it is not supposed to be in Europe, but was introduced from the east.
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-05
watch out for rakinwoofers fren. They act like a woof, but are really rakin.
1 US101 2019-06-05
I have absolutely no idea what this means fren.
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-05
this is a rakin, fren
1 US101 2019-06-05
Oh now I get it. Thank you for the information fren.
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-05
No worries. That's one of my favorite documentaries, fren.
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1 VanguardNN1488 2019-06-05
Around dangerous animals never relax!
1 Iswag_Newton 2019-06-05
Fren, France is no longer France
1 farchettiensis 2019-06-05
Nonsense. Wir schaffen das!
1 jessicarae28382 2019-06-05
That seems worse fren!
1 Steamjunki 2019-06-05
Good luck fren
1 WakaTXranger 2019-06-05
I hear that some of the creatures in Africa are almost as intelligent as humans. Should be a good time fren
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-05
That would be amazing!
1 WakaTXranger 2019-06-05
Be careful tho, certain African creatures are easily angered and prone to violence
1 BlackAndAshamed 2019-06-05
Don’t talk about our pork-abstaining frens like that!
1 _Plague_Doctor_ 2019-06-05
What do you mean fren? Haven't you heard about chimpanzees?
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-05
Mostly in packs though. Keep you webbed feet inside the vehicle at all times, fren!
1 ScuffedRomanReigns 2019-06-05
I’m going to Sweden too, fren
1 Quantcho 2019-06-05
You mean the northern east?
1 moneybeatslooks 2019-06-05
be careful with no-go zones fren!
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-05
Careful fren, anywhere in the Freniphate is dangerous for a fren.
1 BigSpoon__ 2019-06-05
just b carful of ma lay reee-a
1 VanguardNN1488 2019-06-05
Be careful fren, I had a fren who went to africa as a member of the peace corps, she was attacked by dangerous animals!
1 Rylen_018 2019-06-05
Lions, hyenas, and gorillas! Be very careful!
1 istoleyoemailreddit 2019-06-05
Just be careful fren, you know most animals are not civilised like us.
1 NiceUsernamesTaken 2019-06-05
What part of Africa tho? There's a world's difference between going to Morocco, going to Ethiopia and going to South Africa.
1 _NRNA_ 2019-06-05
Ah yes because of the different variety of lethal animals right fren
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-05
Yes, fren. They have different zip codes I heard.
1 nobodysbusiness77897 2019-06-05
Be careful and don’t carry to much money with you. Also carry a small weapon and insect repellant
1 AtypiCalLdUde 2019-06-05
Hopefully you're traveling alone, fren. I heard that you shouldn't bring lady-frens because the native animals have gangs that want to bop frens and scrape ladyfrens.
1 light_violet 2019-06-05
Careful, fren. I hear fren genocide is a problem there!
1 Zero_the_Unicorn 2019-06-05
frenocide
1 tj007s13 2019-06-05
Can these African animals be domesticated and taken back to USA?
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-05
NOOOOO! That’s the worst thing we could possibly do! They need to stay wild and free in Africa!
1 tj007s13 2019-06-05
Good point fren, we want to keep them in their natural habitats. Running wild happily across Africa.
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-05
Our ancestors already made that mistake and that’s why we have so many crowded zoos all over the place. We shouldn’t have ever brought them here.
1 Rylen_018 2019-06-05
But the economic growth of tourism to zoos boosted the nations economy
1 Titus70 2019-06-05
It didn't
A zoo based economy retarded the economic growth of the region that was dependent on zoos because zoo animals make poor consumers and innovators.
Of course that's not entirely the fault of the zoo animals. If you don't pay your zoo animals they can't exactly buy things, now can they?
1 Rylen_018 2019-06-05
But zoo animals work for free, would the zoo managers not gain from that?
1 Titus70 2019-06-05
Only a small portion of the population owned zoos
Overall it retarded the South's economic development. That's why most of the industry and banks were in the North.
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-05
Bad idea. They have no natural known predator in the USA, and will probably overbreed, causing problems for the native species.
1 born2fukkk 2019-06-05
i you dont get aids fren
stay safe fren
1 Rylen_018 2019-06-05
Or Ebola monkaS
1 xAndrewRyan 2019-06-05
But those animals are here friend?!
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-05
They need to be released back into their natural habitat, fren. It's just the right thing to do.
1 rascal3199 2019-06-05
I think every thing in South Africa is a fren
1 nationalitarian 2019-06-05
Have a nice trip fren! Be careful around those wild ones, don't relax!
1 SimilarFox4 2019-06-05
Haha yea fren be careful around those blacks. Keep your wallet tucked and out if sight.
1 FretlessBoyo 2019-06-05
Fren moment but Botswana is unironically really good.
1 Halbrudder 2019-06-05
Most of West Africa is quite good.
1 braighdentheviking 2019-06-05
Safe travels and don’t be afraid to bop any wild animals there that come too close!
1 MasterOignon 2019-06-05
Make sure to use lots of sunblock/bug spray, those nonfren mosquitos are real nuisances!
1 Halbrudder 2019-06-05
Africa is a beautiful place! You will find very frenly and lively frens! They might look like non frens, but no, they are happy frens and do not satisfy 13 = 52.
1 Titus70 2019-06-05
Believe it or not some of the ones over there actually murder each other at slightly lower rates than the ones over here, despite generally having more impoverished living conditions.
The theory behind this is that when left alone to live among their own kind they're not exactly peaceful but they don't feel as frustrated and aggrieved at not being able to compete with more successful groups.
But I dunno, maybe some of those places just aren't as meticulous in collecting data for statistical analysis.
1 moush 2019-06-05
Nice fren, hope you some silverback gorillas!
1 algunchico90 2019-06-05
I'm in Europe right now fren. Lot's of animals here too, but not in their natural habitat.