Look at this new fren I found outside my house today! He was screeching so I gave him a banana. Now he is calm and seems frenly. What other fruits do you think he might like?

80  2019-06-07 by ser-of-cannabis

16 comments

1  Astral_lord17 2019-06-07

Mangoes?

1  ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-07

I will add those to my shopping list! Thanks, fren!

1  hive_worker 2019-06-07

He might really like some watermelon!

1  ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-07

Such a great suggestion! I will get some and try it. I’m going to buy a bunch of fruit and then see what his favorite is! Thanks, fren!

1  WakaTXranger 2019-06-07

Careful, don’t invite monkeys into your home. They don’t appreciate the finer things you’ve worked hard for

1  ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-07

I won’t. I’m going to keep him outside.

1  RadioUnfriendly 2019-06-07

This is what it's like.

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1  MohaHamo 2019-06-07

Try watermelon. Make him the coolest monkey in the hood fren.

1  armaliteisforlovers 2019-06-07

Anything purple flavored.

1  Throwaway847756438 2019-06-07

give him drank, fren!

1  Tqfu 2019-06-07

Some kool-aid maybe? Grape flavoured would be best.

1  david-aware 2019-06-07

Watermelon and chicken fren

1  Vercingetorix_1 2019-06-07

Careful fren. Don’t let him hang around your porch too long. He might not leave!

1  teknikuhl 2019-06-07

Fren, He will anoder banana fruit promise.

1  Yevrei 2019-06-07

You only need to give him one fruit per month, fren. But if you forget, he'll get VERY angry.