There are only two balls. Not a spectrum of balls or balls that change from one to the other. The football can't pretend to be a basketball or vice versa. They are what they are from the start and can't be changed with surgery or language.
My teacher said that a basketball can be a football and a football can be a basketball! That's just silly. Everyone knows you can't shoot hoops with a football!
You can try but it will never actually work. Footballs and basketballs are created differently. They were never meant to be interchanged. You’ll just look foolish if you try.
Don't worry fren. Play with the basketball. Teachers will try to force their many ball myth down your throat. Don't fall for it. And don't let footballs in basketball Halloween costumes trick you. They are nonfrens. Feel better fren.
Why does society keep telling us it’s okay to use footballs for basketball, fren? Perhaps if they focused on the real issues then we wouldn’t have some many popped balls!
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5 Cam2478 2019-06-12
I only see two, fren. Why not bounce the big orange one around?
4 HonkHonking 2019-06-12
I don’t know fren, I’ve seen a lot of nonfrens using that ball...
5 PleasantHuman 2019-06-12
just because nonfrens do something it doesnt make it bad. nonfrens like to imitate frens.
1 Gumballguy34 2019-06-12
I think you're some kind of alt, fren! You're acting funny...
1 HonkHonking 2019-06-12
How so fren?
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4 JHow85 2019-06-12
There are only two balls. Not a spectrum of balls or balls that change from one to the other. The football can't pretend to be a basketball or vice versa. They are what they are from the start and can't be changed with surgery or language.
2 jessicarae28382 2019-06-12
Whoa great analogy fren!
1 CommentBelowIsTyped 2019-06-12
Very subtle fren, I feel like I’m missing something
4 dingusfunk 2019-06-12
My teacher said that a basketball can be a football and a football can be a basketball! That's just silly. Everyone knows you can't shoot hoops with a football!
4 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-12
You can try but it will never actually work. Footballs and basketballs are created differently. They were never meant to be interchanged. You’ll just look foolish if you try.
2 OP_AF 2019-06-12
Don't worry fren. Play with the basketball. Teachers will try to force their many ball myth down your throat. Don't fall for it. And don't let footballs in basketball Halloween costumes trick you. They are nonfrens. Feel better fren.
2 overheadplane 2019-06-12
https://images.app.goo.gl/M2GUwR3S4apHP7qe8 this looks like fun too fren
1 Steak-n-bake 2019-06-12
Fake!!
1 JetFelCatMelStilBean 2019-06-12
Fren, 40% of the footballs I play basketball with go flat. Why is this? Am I doing something wrong?
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-12
It’s because footballs were never meant to be basketballs.
2 JetFelCatMelStilBean 2019-06-12
Why does society keep telling us it’s okay to use footballs for basketball, fren? Perhaps if they focused on the real issues then we wouldn’t have some many popped balls!
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1 Honkler_The_Clown 2019-06-12
are you looking for the spectrum of balls fren?
1 Steak-n-bake 2019-06-12
Fake!!