If I were the king I would send all the nonfrens far away from frenworld and give free tendies to all the frens.

136  2019-06-11 by ser-of-cannabis

16 comments

1  taylorb1992 2019-06-11

I wanna be in that kingdom too fren

1  ava30 2019-06-11

Have you considered running for frensident instead? You'd have my vote with this platform.

1  PapaStaIin 2019-06-11

Longnose said he would give us free tendies! Frens should have to work for their tendies.

1  ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-11

Working is good but nobody turns down free tendies.

1  PapaStaIin 2019-06-11

Gimme dats for free corrupt people fren. Free tendies for all sounds like communism, which is very nonfrenly.

1  ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-11

We can agree that communism is shit. However after expelling all the nonfrens there will be a massive surplus of tax dollars that were going to the nonfrens that can be used for other purposes.

1  Eisen_und_Blut 2019-06-11

Exactly. With only frens to to take care of, we can actually have nice social services and safety nets without going bankrupt.

1  tmoney321 2019-06-11

Long live king Apu of house Fren, first of his name, protector of the fren realm, and rightful heir to the fren throne!

1  Sorthson 2019-06-11

i like monarchy

1  shacklefordcommarus 2019-06-11

Without the cost of nonfrens free tendies may actually work!

You have 2 great points, and with 23 more you’d have an unbeatable 25 point program!

1  deathclawiii 2019-06-11

Petition to make this fren king sign here

Signed

1  ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-11

I am humbled, fren.

1  deathclawiii 2019-06-11

Fren it is what you deserve

1  GuessWhosJavert 2019-06-11

Communism

1  ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-11

Gross!

1  Cant-Kill-An-Idea88 2019-06-11

There was a kingfren like that once, unfortunately longnose made up lies and turned everyone against him.