They destroyed tradition, cultural identity (oppressive!), marriage, family (they hate children), humor and laugh (it is offensive).
No wonder they are perpetually on antidepressants, killing themselves, injecting themselves hormones to be different, hating those who do love and laugh in life.
They are not nonfrens. They are pure antifrenship. They are antichrist, antilife and antifrenship.
They don't understand that the pain they feel is simply nature's way of telling them that they're garbage people. They think it's that the entire universe is wrong and they're these little special pockets of "right." The entire universe is what is making them feel miserable, they contend with nothing less than everything but themselves and their degenerate, pus-leaking front holes.
They exist to be upset and offended, so they have to feel that way, else they have to deal with reality, and their realities are all sad and depressing, because they dont have love in their lives.
My favorite part of that thread is the nonfren mod telling the OP that maybe he shouldn’t come in and criticize the reddit and instead actually contribute something, since he’s new and all.
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3 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-31
The thing that makes a nonfren most angry is the innocent, happy laughter of frens enjoying life.
1 ahora 2019-05-31
They destroyed tradition, cultural identity (oppressive!), marriage, family (they hate children), humor and laugh (it is offensive).
No wonder they are perpetually on antidepressants, killing themselves, injecting themselves hormones to be different, hating those who do love and laugh in life.
They are not nonfrens. They are pure antifrenship. They are antichrist, antilife and antifrenship.
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-31
I bet in ye olden days the frens lived by rivers, and if the nonfrens came to ruin our frenly frenship, we would bop them.
Then they ended up finding other sources of water, like lakes, and they got sick from drinking the lake water. Sad.
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-05-31
to be fair, some of them really love children.
1 ava30 2019-05-31
More like sometimes their degenerate fetishes and their hate for children happen to coincide.
1 Anon14526 2019-05-31
I didn’t know biden was on reddit.
1 hitchthumb 2019-05-31
Yes, yes, with a little bit of food on the side. A "frenly" dinner of bread triangles with tomato sauce and cheese.
1 kingraptor724 2019-05-31
Tbh I think nonfrens bopping themselves from earth is a good thing fren.
1 BigSpoon__ 2019-05-31
Death is never good
1 Natsoccer 2019-05-31
Death is a part of life. It's neither good nor bad
1 BigSpoon__ 2019-05-31
Nobody deserves death
1 Natsoccer 2019-05-31
You sound like a quivering pussy
1 BigSpoon__ 2019-05-31
You sound like a nonfren
1 DeceptiveFallacy 2019-05-31
Bop
1 Natsoccer 2019-05-31
Double Bob
1 ahora 2019-05-31
Sometimes it is the nicest thing thing can do for everyone else.
Related: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reprobation
1 sloppy-job-mossad 2019-05-31
The best revenge is a good honk
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-31
Honk if ya got 'em.
1 FirstCatchOfTheDay 2019-05-31
they hate themselves and want frens to be as miserable as they are
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-31
They don't understand that the pain they feel is simply nature's way of telling them that they're garbage people. They think it's that the entire universe is wrong and they're these little special pockets of "right." The entire universe is what is making them feel miserable, they contend with nothing less than everything but themselves and their degenerate, pus-leaking front holes.
2 Throwaway847756438 2019-05-31
TopFrensOfReddit.
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1 lispychicken 2019-05-31
They exist to be upset and offended, so they have to feel that way, else they have to deal with reality, and their realities are all sad and depressing, because they dont have love in their lives.
1 OpenSVideoEditor 2019-05-31
frenliness will conquer all
1 OhNoBearIsDriving 2019-05-31
Fren derangement syndrome
1 FoxyRDT 2019-05-31
RENT FREE
1 muricanwerewolf1 2019-05-31
My favorite part of that thread is the nonfren mod telling the OP that maybe he shouldn’t come in and criticize the reddit and instead actually contribute something, since he’s new and all.
Boy, it’s almost allegorical, is t it?
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-05-31
Nonfrens need us to be their “villains” to keep them from eating each other.
1 HettGutt 2019-05-31
*crab dance*
1 DevilsAdvocateOWO 2019-05-31
🦀topminds are losing it🦀
1 mahruan111 2019-05-31
🦀$45 dollars🦀
1 cheekyladSIXTYNINE 2019-05-31
🦀🦀OBAMA IS GONE🦀🦀
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1 BonicusCaponicus 2019-05-31
They banned me years ago. Fuckers.
1 EatYourChair 2019-05-31
No cussies please :(
1 i_forget_what_i_do 2019-05-31
Top Minds is literally just everyone eating the Onion all the time. It's such a fucking joke of a subreddit.
1 nfolsen 2019-05-31
Not a very frenly expression on the face of this fren :(
1 HotelMohelHolidayInn 2019-05-31
😂
1 BigDickMemeBoi 2019-05-31
Fren is laughing tho
1 nfolsen 2019-05-31
But kinda looks like when an angry nonfren laugh :(
No nvm very frenly
1 rac-cool 2019-05-31
1 KriskyAltBisky 2019-05-31
Sorry what
1 Xxhuskypancakex 2019-05-31
He said: “”
1 KriskyAltBisky 2019-05-31
Ah thanks
1 fixyfrog 2019-05-31
Fren > non fren
1 BankBailout 2019-05-31
#######
1 hiphophippopotamus 2019-05-31
1 Kat_B0T 2019-05-31
The topMayos do seem obsessed with frens
1 herewegoagain575 2019-05-31
We are living rent free inside their mind,rejoice fren for we have found a new home.
1 Limewire-_- 2019-05-31
death to frenslam
1 she_is_my_girl 2019-05-31
👌🐸👌 Keep it up frens
1 dtread8 2019-05-31
For supposed top minds fren they sure are dumb dumbs. Top minds very gullible fren.
1 EatYourChair 2019-05-31
No cussies please :(