user/Bendingo0

Targeting me won't get their money back. I knew the nonfrens wouldn't go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line

Son, all I've ever asked of my Frens is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Nonfrens, because inside every nonfren there is an Fren trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've just got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

1 1 comments 2018-10-02 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

The first rule of Fren Club is: You do not talk about Fren Club. The second rule of Fren Club is: You do not talk about Fren Club.

1 15 comments 2018-10-02 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

“You found paradise in Frenworld, had a good trade, made a good living. The police protected you; and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a fren of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say -- 'Don Apustaja give me justice.' -- But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer fren ship?”

1 12 comments 2018-10-08 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

He cute 😄

1 7 comments 2018-10-12 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

How fren ship is made 😊

1 14 comments 2018-10-12 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

Meow

1 4 comments 2018-10-13 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

A fren is never late, Apu. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

1 1 comments 2018-10-13 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

Come on frens! Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs

1 3 comments 2018-10-13 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

🎶 Mary had a little fren, little fren, little fren Mary had a little fren Whose fleece was white as snow. 🎶

1 3 comments 2018-10-17 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

AW PHOOEY FRENS!

1 1 comments 2018-10-23 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

🎶 All my friends call me Bear Claw 🎶 The Village Cheaftin' is my paw-paw 🎶 He gets his orders from my maw-maw🎶 She makes him walk the line 🎶 You can find me in my wigwam 🎶 I'll be beatin' on my tom-tom🎶 'Cause I'm an Indian outlaw 🎶

1 4 comments 2018-10-24 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

Stay hidraded frens. If ur thursty u all retty r Dhidraded.

1 14 comments 2018-11-01 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

🎶 It’s not easy being green Having to spend each day the colour of the leaves I think it would be nicer being red, or yellow, or gold Something more colourful like that 🎶

1 4 comments 2018-11-02 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

🎶 It’s not easy being green Seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things And people tend to pass you over ’cause you’re not sparkles on the water Or stars in the sky 🎶

1 1 comments 2018-11-02 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

🎶 But green’s the colour of Spring Green can be cool and friendly-like Green could be big like a mountain, important like a river, or tall like a tree 🎶

1 2 comments 2018-11-02 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

🎶 Well, green is all that I can be It might make you wonder why, but why wonder? I’m green It’s beautiful! And I think it’s what I want to be 🎶 Green, I know it’s what I want to be 🎶

1 1 comments 2018-11-02 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

Member to put the seat down frens! I fall in!

1 14 comments 2018-11-12 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

🎶 A young fren got it bad ‘cause I'm brown And not the other color, so nonfrens think They have the authority to bully a minority 🎶

1 2 comments 2018-11-12 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

There needs to be investigation into u/ufoguy33 for posible nonfren collusion

1 1 comments 2018-11-12 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

Help frens remebre when I get stuck in toilet? This was ufoguy33 flipin me the bird. I think he may be a nonfren. Plees let’s investigate him for nonfren collusion.

1 23 comments 2018-11-12 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

Gud evening frens, ufoguy33 who is runing for frensident has asked me to be his economic advisor. We will make frenworld wellthy again, we will make frenworld helpers again, thank you candydate ufoguy33, god bless u, and god bless frenworld.

1 0 comments 2018-11-12 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

If we keep nonfrens out, free healthcare for all. Vote for ufoguy33. God bless frenworld and all it’s frens

1 12 comments 2018-11-13 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

We will put frens back to helping! We will rebuild infastruture! We will lower the unemployment rate of brownfrens! U will luv ur job u won’t even want to go to well fair! Ufoguy33 is ourguy!

1 5 comments 2018-11-13 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

At this point Ufoguy33 isn't just a Frensidential nominee. He is a folk hero to many frens. Frens who have spent the last two years being browbeaten and bullied by their moral inferiors were buoyed by what he said yesterday

1 0 comments 2018-11-15 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

Loyal fren subjects, there will be no election, frenworld is a monarchist frensnostate! ENOUGH of your election, get back to being frens!

1 6 comments 2018-11-15 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

I’m on the ballot frens! My dink is bigger and longer than all the other candydates!

1 1 comments 2018-11-17 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

WHY WAS MY NAME SPELLED WRONG ON THE BALLOT? I AM u/bendingoO!

1 3 comments 2018-11-17 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

As king of frenworld we will start a colony on mars. To infrenity and beyond!

1 7 comments 2018-11-17 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

🎶 Haven't I made it obvious? Haven't I made it clear? Want me to spell it out for you? F-R-E-N-S Haven't I made it obvious? Haven't I made it clear? Want me to spell it out for you? F-R-E-N-S F-R-E-N-S 🎶

1 1 comments 2018-11-17 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

The Industriel revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

1 30 comments 2018-11-18 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

Wish I wus fishing frens

1 6 comments 2018-11-18 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

I don think it's nice, you laffin. U see, my mule don't like people laffin. He gets the crazy idea you're laffin at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

1 6 comments 2018-11-18 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

cough cough* VAPE NATION!

1 3 comments 2018-11-20 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

A vote for u/bendingoO is vote for amimal frenship for everyone

1 3 comments 2018-11-21 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

This is a amimal fren that u/ufoguy33 bopped. Bopping amimals is NOT VERY FRENLY and studys have show that abusing amimals is linked to sycopathy

1 4 comments 2018-11-21 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

U/CIA_watches_me_ pee is a nonfren druggie links in comments

1 6 comments 2018-11-21 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

Yes goyim vote for u/ufoguy33. Believe everything he says goy, open borders are good goy, don’t be racist.

1 14 comments 2018-11-21 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... Nonfrens are petty and stupid.

1 4 comments 2018-11-24 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

The Fren-Net Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 2019. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Fren-Net begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

1 5 comments 2018-11-24 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld

Frens can be dogs too!

1 2 comments 2018-11-24 Bendingo0 in r/frenworld