Remember to stay hydrated, frens

1  2019-06-20 by Arszenik

30 comments

Can't drink milk, can't drink water... What are we allowed to drink according to these non-frens?!?!

"I don't expect you to drink Mr. Fren....I expect you to die"

(👁 ͜ʖ👁)

Soda so you shrivel up and DIE

I've heard tell the nonfrens like to boil the water before they drink it. Seems strange to me.

Soylent

[removed]

Soy, because soy turns you into a pussy and that's exactly why these nonfrens want fren

They will kindly sell us drinks with electrolytes.

stay away from the soy frens

[removed]

Water keeps me nice and green.

Frens drink water so we can keep our mouths happy and hydrated for tendies and honey mussie

[removed]

debunks claims about hydration

Lmao what?

we have the power to make them beleive anything.

time to start the master plan

To bring frenliness to every stretch of land!

[removed]

r/hydrohomies is cancelled

Rip r/waterniggas

Sweet r/waterniggas is back, it's just quarantined.

I can't go to the gym without my sippy bottle, frens. These people are silly billies.

Cant even tell if this is satire or not lmao

Not even Satire, it's just a fake Picture of a nonexistant article. The brainlets here eat that shit up.

These nonfrens need help

Are they seriously linking hydrohomies and frenworld to the fucking segregated drinking fountains lol what the fuck

Drink high pH water for extra pHrenlyness

Not sure what this "alternate writing" thing is that they're talking about but if they want us to be healthy than maybe more people should be like them!

Non frens are seriously publishing an article where they have “research” against staying hydrated...think about that! Liberals and long noses really are clown world and don’t want you healthy.

Hey clownboy, this isn't a real article.

Imagine not drinking water frens