Fren, get a pet pig or pet clam. They will protect you from any monsters

Leave a trail of Monopoly money to the oven fren! I bet some fresh tendies will keep him from trying to corrupt you!

Fren, he’s not a monster, he’s just different, I bet he just wants to say “hey there buddy!”

No, the ((((longnoses)))) are evil nonfrens

what are those brackets for fren?

He probably wants you to do things he’s unwilling to do. His ultimate goal is your destruction. Do you have a bopper nearby?

It's okay fren, I'll bring my 3ds, extra blankies, and some little debbie swiss rolls. Everything will be fine then :) <3

Check back with us in the morning!!! Make sure your foreskin is still there!

Good luck, fren!

I hope you wake up with your foreskin

Moonfren will protect you. 🎼 Moonfren Moonfren can't you see 🎶

Is ok

The long nose wanted monopoly money so a big bad man told him to make you sad.