You might be a frenly longnose but if there is even one poisoned candy in the bowl, I’m certainly not going to eat out of it. Now imagine the same candy bowl only 99% of it was poison, I’m not gonna take chances, sorry fren.
Longnoses have been known to conspire to control the supply of tendies. Longnoses also use frens and take their tendies. Longnoses want all the tendies for themselves. If you don't want all the tendies you probably aren't really a longnose.
27 comments
1 WhenISayNYouSayIgger 2019-06-12
It’s not you specifically, fren. It’s people who share your nose length.
1 Vladislav__ 2019-06-12
whats wrong with them?? all my longnose mates are cool lads just like you and me
1 WhenISayNYouSayIgger 2019-06-12
What about your elders?
1 Vladislav__ 2019-06-12
many of those have been killed sadly :(
1 WhenISayNYouSayIgger 2019-06-12
🤭
1 Vladislav__ 2019-06-12
whats so funny??
1 ALLCAPVULGARUSERNAME 2019-06-12
Muh holobop
1 TrumpHammer_40K 2019-06-12
You got confused for Mr. Longnose. Common mistake by rookies.
1 fiik 2019-06-12
Fren, it’s not the length of your nose that counts, it’s how well you can smell money.
1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-06-12
perhaps we should start distinguishing between nosefrens and shekel-frens?
1 fiik 2019-06-12
Yes fren. I think this is proper
1 startselect3 2019-06-12
Find other fields to frolick in. It isn't necessary for everyone to accept you. That doesn't mean we hate you, but not everyone has to like you.
1 FeelingFeynman 2019-06-12
what other fields?
1 MinorityMangler1488 2019-06-12
=^)
1 tupac_shakurivich 2019-06-12
There are quite a few in Ukraine and Belarus they can frolic in
1 FeelingFeynman 2019-06-12
Why not just stay in their current positions?
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-12
I will be your friend as long as you aren’t a hypocrite.
1 WakaTXranger 2019-06-12
How much money will it take for you to be our “greatest fren”?
1 redbluerat 2019-06-12
Problem is fren, longnoses ruin every party they go to since ancient times—even after they’re welcomed guests.
1 Cant-Kill-An-Idea88 2019-06-12
You might be a frenly longnose but if there is even one poisoned candy in the bowl, I’m certainly not going to eat out of it. Now imagine the same candy bowl only 99% of it was poison, I’m not gonna take chances, sorry fren.
1 Zoolookers 2019-06-12
Fren I have many long noser frens, they are all good to me
1 BigSpoon__ 2019-06-12
Don't worry, fren youre on my cool list. Dont mind these unfrenly crackrs and there are other fren subreddits who are more frenlier to you
1 pavepaws123 2019-06-12
Bop
1 light_violet 2019-06-12
Don’t worry, fren! You’re special! You’re beautiful! You’re 1 in 6 million!
1 FreeRebel13 2019-06-12
Dun worry fren, I value u as a fren no matter how long ur nose is.
1 therealgoose21 2019-06-12
Longnoses have been known to conspire to control the supply of tendies. Longnoses also use frens and take their tendies. Longnoses want all the tendies for themselves. If you don't want all the tendies you probably aren't really a longnose.
1 mozgotrah 2019-06-12
Don't worry fren, frogs who unironically hate longnoses are just poo-poo head non-frens