Frens, I want to be a real pirate

55  2019-06-09 by blessmedude

20 comments

1  xiaodre 2019-06-09

fellow pirate fren, i suggest you torrent The Magicians, season 4. its very good! good pirating, fren!

1  blessmedude 2019-06-09

But freeen... I want to be a pirate, not a magician

1  garret_konz7 2019-06-09

Pirating is illegal fren. Don't get caught.

1  blessmedude 2019-06-09

Okay fren, I'll be careful

1  Peniwais 2019-06-09

You are, ma fren, you are

1  blessmedude 2019-06-09

Fren, you are also ma fren

1  Peniwais 2019-06-09

what i ment to say is that you are a pirate, fren

1  blessmedude 2019-06-09

It's not true, fren... I'm not a real pirate, real pirates don't have lame hats like mine

1  ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-09

Let’s sail the seven seas, frens!

1  blessmedude 2019-06-09

Let's get some cool hats first and maybe some eye patches

1  millwallfc 2019-06-09

I’m da captain now fren!!

1  blessmedude 2019-06-09

Haha fren, maybe we should all be captains

1  BackwardsNad 2019-06-09

Move to Minnesota, fren. I hear alot of pirates have settled there.

1  blessmedude 2019-06-09

I don't know, fren. I can't leave my hometown, all my frens are here. I can't be a pirate without frens

1  Throwaway847756438 2019-06-09

Good job fren, we really need more hats in this hat subreddit.

1  ALLCAPVULGARUSERNAME 2019-06-09

Move to Somalia fren plenty of pirates there.

1  Rylen_018 2019-06-09

I hear minnesomalia is another good option :)

1  blessmedude 2019-06-09

Can I find tendies in Somalia?

1  moush 2019-06-09

Set sail for one piece fren

1  blessmedude 2019-06-09

We can't leave yet for one piece, fren. We need a crew

1  Peniwais 2019-06-09

what i ment to say is that you are a pirate, fren