Confess.

100  2019-06-08 by RastaLasagna

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You first. How many kids have you diddled? Did you do it while wearing your stupid hat?

Thats not very frenly.

Neither is diddling kids.

i’m guessing that the starting comment of this thread make a priest-touching-kids. You do know that those aren’t real Christians right?

Yes, Catholicism is paganism with Christian labeling.

Holidays such as Christmas and Easter are just adaptations of pagan celebrations. They have also included the vile carnival and lent season. My aunt told me they used to tell her to get all the sin out of her during Mardi Gras (carnival), and then they put the ashes on your head and pretend like it's all okay during lent.

Praying to the saint of this and that is just an adaptation of praying to the god or goddess of this and that.

Praying on beads is pagan.

Praying by repeating the same words over and over, so that gods and goddesses who can only be in one place at one time might be passing by and hear you once is pagan praying that Jesus specifically said not to do.

Their doctrines about heaven and hell come from paganism and Dante's Inferno.

Catholicism is a Christian denomination. I was originally saying that the “priests” who abuse children are not real Catholics. And by that I mean that they do not live out the Christian faith of any denomination of orthodoxy Christianity.

Christmas and Easter are the two central holidays of the Christianity. It’s not a copy of any paganist holidays. Christmas is the day that Christ was born, and Easter is when He was resurrected from the dead. The pagan equivalents of these two holidays are the copies. Not the other way around.

You are thinking of the nosefrens

Nonfren.

Nonfrens flee in terror before the cross of the lord. Deus Vult!

I stole some tendies from the store

I don’t put my trendies in the oven.

I too, am of the cruciform.

I ate tendies with ranch out of desperation because I had no honey mussy remaining....

"And Gideon said unto them, I will not rule over you, neither shall my son rule over you: the LORD shall rule over you."

Judges 8:23

Oh no! Quick, hide the little frens!

Alright, frens. I have a confession to make. It’s a doozy so strap in.

I’m using an alt frens. I’m living a lie! Frenworld mods, bop me at your leisure!

Once I bopped a fren who kinda looked like longnose. I feel bad for my fren

Forgive me father

I had carnal relations with a nonfren woman

I made frens with a non fren

Pope frencis?