Well some people are into that. Those people aren't frens. My wife is not a woman who would disrespect herself in that manner, nor am I into that stuff. So I am a lucky man.
Real talk, how the hell did those loot box things catch on? Every month you just get random crap that you won't even use, just to fill a closet with clutter?
Because bugmen are collecting/ buying shit as a substitution for having an actual hobby or past time. Its to help them pad out their non existent personalities.
How many people do you see who have turned "Marvel/Star Wars/Funko Heads/Game of thrones/etc" into who they are as person? It's a meme at this point but like many stereotypes it exists for a reason.
Even at this level they can't make choices about what they want or they want to make sure they have the "right" garbage to show off on Twitter with their gaping, open mouth smiles. So what do they do? They pay someone else to send them the worthless shit they collect, for a price of course.
TL;DR: I MUST CONSUME TO FILL THE SPACE WHERE A SOUL SHOULD BE.
Aw, man! My wife’s bull never gets me Star Wars toys. His name is Khouche Abdi. Khouche Abdi tells me that Star Wars is demonic and that I should focus on purging the sinners for Allah, so he buys me Nerf blasters instead. He’s going to kidnap and castrate me next week and convert me to Islam, just like the European soldiers of the Ottoman Empire! So cool! Then he’s loaning me his dynamite vest and I get to go on my first jihad raid while he and my wife have alone time.
That's honestly an amazing gameroom, amibo/statue collection on the base, a wall mounted TV with fake switch controllers on the side. That's fuckin amazing
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1 GyroscopicJello 2019-06-07
Get him to pick me up some soylent while he’s out!
1 yellowguineapig 2019-06-07
I can't unscrew the lid pls help :(
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1 ifwmusic 2019-06-07
I don't think he did fren, I beleive a whole book with chapters is in the works
1 Goatiusmaximus 2019-06-07
fren prefer comic book.
1 ifwmusic 2019-06-07
A comic book sounds good, fren
1 despitebeing13pc 2019-06-07
fren, just check their post history and call them out for posting on subreddits you don't like.
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saves much more time for giving my wife foot massage if tyrone will let me.
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1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-06-07
Like a gentle gust of wind that rustles the leaves, you've changed nothing and are quickly forgotten.
b o p
1 Alpha_rimac 2019-06-07
🏅 o my god fren you made my night
1 yeehaa91 2019-06-07
And did it start with ”Let’s unpack this”?
1 Vid-Master 2019-06-07
Yes frend, either a long response of fake news sites
or
"oh you post on r/ the_donald! Get em fellow meanies!!"
1 yellowguineapig 2019-06-07
Or Yikes
1 ProteinP 2019-06-07
I always thought it was the liberals who were doing the cucking
1 Kingpink2 2019-06-07
If you dont #resist you are no better
1 Noodle_xd 2019-06-07
bing bing
1 phantomtoyfreddy 2019-06-07
wahoo
1 nationalitarian 2019-06-07
Third wave feminism is breaking our girls free! Ay fren?
1 Keighlon 2019-06-07
This is really triggering meeee
1 nationalitarian 2019-06-07
The entire Murdoch Murdoch cinematic universe originated from that clip, our frens have come a long way since then.
1 Eisheauton 2019-06-07
Marvelous masterpiece!
1 brubeck5 2019-06-07
I LOVE THE INTERNET
1 ChemicalGuarantee 2019-06-07
Got any more episodes?
1 MudButtMcGrutt 2019-06-07
Here you go
1 nationalitarian 2019-06-07
You could subscribe to my subreddit r/whiteanime. I put up a few links there.
1 Bucky_Lucas204 2019-06-07
Mine is definitely the d-day one where they say what they’re fighting for.
1 nationalitarian 2019-06-07
That one and "Hold Back The Night" are my favorite episodes that don't include MM, MC, or DM. But I like the sitcom timeline much more overall.
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1 ___Kek___ 2019-06-07
This one is my favorite, fren. https://www.murdochmurdoch.net/video/?play=Metamorphosis
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-07
one of my favorites, fren
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-07
another great one
1 yellowguineapig 2019-06-07
Fuckin baaaaaaaased
1 garebear19959 2019-06-07
Murdoch Murdoch is a modern day classic.we just don’t know it yet.the writing and comedy alone surpasses the smutt that’s on TV and cinema.
1 yellowguineapig 2019-06-07
I love the characters
1 nationalitarian 2019-06-07
Fucking based indeed
1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-06-07
You really need to sweet talk her bull into letting you get the SW figurine subscription service. Every month a new toy just shows up!
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-07
That would be great! I don’t think Tyrone would do that though. It’s very rare for him to let me get a new toy. He has to be in a really good mood.
1 mastermentor575 2019-06-07
Yes fren,convince tyrone,he might let your wife pat you in the head.
1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-06-07
I bet if you can get your girl to let his buddy Daquan get in on the action you can get it!
1 SolarTortality 2019-06-07
Persuasion 100
1 PoisonerKA 2019-06-07
1 Kingpink2 2019-06-07
But why would the wife do that for you ? You only pay the bills.
1 bleptheblip 2019-06-07
women who work are attractive for that reason that they are equal contributors
1 Kingpink2 2019-06-07
That would cut in her Tyrone time don't be selfish fren.
1 PoisonerKA 2019-06-07
Well some people are into that. Those people aren't frens. My wife is not a woman who would disrespect herself in that manner, nor am I into that stuff. So I am a lucky man.
1 satanicpriest13 2019-06-07
Ask Chad. Tyrone doesn't usually have money.
1 light_violet 2019-06-07
But Tyrone doesn’t need money! I went to the store with him the other day, and they just let him put the toy in his backpack!
1 ChrisTheDrunkITGuy 2019-06-07
Real talk, how the hell did those loot box things catch on? Every month you just get random crap that you won't even use, just to fill a closet with clutter?
1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-06-07
Because bugmen are collecting/ buying shit as a substitution for having an actual hobby or past time. Its to help them pad out their non existent personalities.
How many people do you see who have turned "Marvel/Star Wars/Funko Heads/Game of thrones/etc" into who they are as person? It's a meme at this point but like many stereotypes it exists for a reason.
Even at this level they can't make choices about what they want or they want to make sure they have the "right" garbage to show off on Twitter with their gaping, open mouth smiles. So what do they do? They pay someone else to send them the worthless shit they collect, for a price of course.
TL;DR: I MUST CONSUME TO FILL THE SPACE WHERE A SOUL SHOULD BE.
1 Hot_wine_mom 2019-06-07
Moonman moonman can't you see
1 mastermentor575 2019-06-07
Ahh the good ol polman.
1 RIC454 2019-06-07
Frens and puppers belong with thee!
1 Lt_Dan13 2019-06-07
And I just love your frenly ways
1 slurpgotbanned 2019-06-07
That’s why their mom is a nonfren and you’re so great
1 yeetusonurfleetus 2019-06-07
Wait... Wife's boyfriend? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-07
Yes, we’re very progressive.
1 _Plague_Doctor_ 2019-06-07
stunning and brave
1 Lord_nobleses 2019-06-07
I dont know though, is your wife's boyfriend a gay transexual black mixed race Muslim atheist?
1 CasualTieDie 2019-06-07
Wow, can’t believe you’d leave out the disabled......bigot
1 Flapjackmasterpack 2019-06-07
But he didn’t fren, he said it like 5 times
1 coaster132 2019-06-07
that's edgy fren
1 Flapjackmasterpack 2019-06-07
Can’t get any bread slices without some edge fren
1 Burnt_Turds 2019-06-07
Nah bruh thats intersectionality pfff get gud n00b
1 Triumph_of_Will 2019-06-07
Unfortunately your comment triggered too many gag reflexes and ended up getting downgassed into oblivion. Sorry fren we'll get em next time.
1 Lord_nobleses 2019-06-07
Thank you for your kind words fren.
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1 Badabingggg 2019-06-07
And you say frens aren't incel
1 Bastard-Chicken 2019-06-07
BOP
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1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-06-07
Sounds good to me.
1 Hawsonn 2019-06-07
Honk honk
1 TheRealKingRoach 2019-06-07
Incel with a wife??
1 bc9toes 2019-06-07
Any incel can be a fren, but not all frens are incels.
1 cordell-12 2019-06-07
double BOP for you
1 cheekyladSIXTYNINE 2019-06-07
How does this involve involuntary celibacy?
1 _WasabiPeas_ 2019-06-07
B O P
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1 Goblikon_ 2019-06-07
do you know what the term "incel" actually stands for?
1 Dannythehotjew 2019-06-07
Good for you fren
1 xxflexluthorxx 2019-06-07
That's a big ooof yikes! for me y'all
1 FirstCatchOfTheDay 2019-06-07
nice, fren! what switch games do you have
1 HillarysDepends 2019-06-07
looks like Carl the Cuck
1 milkywayT_T 2019-06-07
Love your amiibo display anon
1 braighdentheviking 2019-06-07
It's time to take the redpill, fren.
1 JewMasher 2019-06-07
matt watson moment
1 sp3tzsnaz 2019-06-07
That's so cool fren! I'm so jealous. My wife's boyfriend doesn't get me anything :(
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-07
Are you being really supportive?
1 sp3tzsnaz 2019-06-07
Yes fren, I don’t know why I wouldn’t!
1 laxen123 2019-06-07
That moon is bad news, makes frens look bad
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-07
It’s just a game.
1 laxen123 2019-06-07
And another excuse for nonfrens to bandwagon us?
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-07
The nonfrens are the reason I play this game.
1 laxen123 2019-06-07
And what do the frens and frenworldmean to you?
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-07
They’re my frens. I like all of them. This is a place to post cute from memes and support each other.
1 rancherings 2019-06-07
you're right, moonman is unfrenly
1 KitN91 2019-06-07
Moon man did nothing wrong.
1 Rulx8 2019-06-07
Is that setup actually yours? That TV looks fucking sick.
1 DarkNights292 2019-06-07
Hahaha bro, that’s a keeper, you better buy her something and ask her if you can buy another one the next time a new one comes out :P
1 TheMrDrB 2019-06-07
That one took me a second fren
1 Stormshade12 2019-06-07
Aw, man! My wife’s bull never gets me Star Wars toys. His name is Khouche Abdi. Khouche Abdi tells me that Star Wars is demonic and that I should focus on purging the sinners for Allah, so he buys me Nerf blasters instead. He’s going to kidnap and castrate me next week and convert me to Islam, just like the European soldiers of the Ottoman Empire! So cool! Then he’s loaning me his dynamite vest and I get to go on my first jihad raid while he and my wife have alone time.
1 DiCePWNeD 2019-06-07
KARA BOĞA
1 ChronosNA 2019-06-07
Looks like Scott the Woz
1 Derp_Master32 2019-06-07
Hol' Up
1 EzECr1s305 2019-06-07
Don't spoild endgame please me and my wife's boyfriend are going to watch it tonight because I behaved like a good boy :D
1 not_Iogan 2019-06-07
I like that you guys have finally embraced your cuck tendencies.
1 EdwardoSuperTramp 2019-06-07
We're just making a frenly joke about cuckold non-frens. I do agree with you though, cuckoldry is worthy of some light-hearted mockery fren! 😊
1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-06-07
Yet another satisfied Roman men's health client!
begone NonFren
1 somerandomperson9999 2019-06-07
Holy fuck It's a cuck
1 ExplainDansGame 2019-06-07
i can’t tell if these fren memes are making fun of cucks or not
1 ser-of-cannabis 2019-06-07
Yes.
1 Pigeon316 2019-06-07
Hol up
1 MrDerpApple 2019-06-07
Wait, hol' up fren
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1 farchettiensis 2019-06-07
You’re living the dream, fren.
1 CommanderLucario 2019-06-07
That's honestly an amazing gameroom, amibo/statue collection on the base, a wall mounted TV with fake switch controllers on the side. That's fuckin amazing
1 shore-temple 2019-06-07
>Superman
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Shouldn't he be more of a Marvel fan?
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1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-06-07
Racist where?
1 countymccunterson 2019-06-07
Is that guy Trump? Haha.