My wife’s boyfriend promised to buy me a new Star Wars figurine this weekend! Super stoked!

3394  2019-06-07 by ser-of-cannabis

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Get him to pick me up some soylent while he’s out!

I can't unscrew the lid pls help :(

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I don't think he did fren, I beleive a whole book with chapters is in the works

fren prefer comic book.

A comic book sounds good, fren

fren, just check their post history and call them out for posting on subreddits you don't like.

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saves much more time for giving my wife foot massage if tyrone will let me.

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Like a gentle gust of wind that rustles the leaves, you've changed nothing and are quickly forgotten.

b o p

🏅 o my god fren you made my night

And did it start with ”Let’s unpack this”?

Yes frend, either a long response of fake news sites

or

"oh you post on r/ the_donald! Get em fellow meanies!!"

Or Yikes

I always thought it was the liberals who were doing the cucking

If you dont #resist you are no better

bing bing

wahoo

This is really triggering meeee

The entire Murdoch Murdoch cinematic universe originated from that clip, our frens have come a long way since then.

Marvelous masterpiece!

I LOVE THE INTERNET

Got any more episodes?

You could subscribe to my subreddit r/whiteanime. I put up a few links there.

Mine is definitely the d-day one where they say what they’re fighting for.

That one and "Hold Back The Night" are my favorite episodes that don't include MM, MC, or DM. But I like the sitcom timeline much more overall.

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Fuckin baaaaaaaased

Murdoch Murdoch is a modern day classic.we just don’t know it yet.the writing and comedy alone surpasses the smutt that’s on TV and cinema.

I love the characters

You really need to sweet talk her bull into letting you get the SW figurine subscription service. Every month a new toy just shows up!

That would be great! I don’t think Tyrone would do that though. It’s very rare for him to let me get a new toy. He has to be in a really good mood.

Yes fren,convince tyrone,he might let your wife pat you in the head.

I bet if you can get your girl to let his buddy Daquan get in on the action you can get it!

Persuasion 100

  1. Get a bull for your wife.
  2. Have your wife ask her bull for star wars toys
  3. ????
  4. Profit.

But why would the wife do that for you ? You only pay the bills.

women who work are attractive for that reason that they are equal contributors

That would cut in her Tyrone time don't be selfish fren.

Well some people are into that. Those people aren't frens. My wife is not a woman who would disrespect herself in that manner, nor am I into that stuff. So I am a lucky man.

Ask Chad. Tyrone doesn't usually have money.

But Tyrone doesn’t need money! I went to the store with him the other day, and they just let him put the toy in his backpack!

Real talk, how the hell did those loot box things catch on? Every month you just get random crap that you won't even use, just to fill a closet with clutter?

Because bugmen are collecting/ buying shit as a substitution for having an actual hobby or past time. Its to help them pad out their non existent personalities.

How many people do you see who have turned "Marvel/Star Wars/Funko Heads/Game of thrones/etc" into who they are as person? It's a meme at this point but like many stereotypes it exists for a reason.

Even at this level they can't make choices about what they want or they want to make sure they have the "right" garbage to show off on Twitter with their gaping, open mouth smiles. So what do they do? They pay someone else to send them the worthless shit they collect, for a price of course.

TL;DR: I MUST CONSUME TO FILL THE SPACE WHERE A SOUL SHOULD BE.

Moonman moonman can't you see

Ahh the good ol polman.

Frens and puppers belong with thee!

And I just love your frenly ways

That’s why their mom is a nonfren and you’re so great

Wait... Wife's boyfriend? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Yes, we’re very progressive.

stunning and brave

I dont know though, is your wife's boyfriend a gay transexual black mixed race Muslim atheist?

Wow, can’t believe you’d leave out the disabled......bigot

But he didn’t fren, he said it like 5 times

that's edgy fren

Can’t get any bread slices without some edge fren

Nah bruh thats intersectionality pfff get gud n00b

Unfortunately your comment triggered too many gag reflexes and ended up getting downgassed into oblivion. Sorry fren we'll get em next time.

Thank you for your kind words fren.

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And you say frens aren't incel

BOP

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BOP

Sounds good to me.

Honk honk

Incel with a wife??

Any incel can be a fren, but not all frens are incels.

double BOP for you

How does this involve involuntary celibacy?

B O P

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do you know what the term "incel" actually stands for?

Good for you fren

That's a big ooof yikes! for me y'all

nice, fren! what switch games do you have

looks like Carl the Cuck

Love your amiibo display anon

It's time to take the redpill, fren.

matt watson moment

That's so cool fren! I'm so jealous. My wife's boyfriend doesn't get me anything :(

Are you being really supportive?

Yes fren, I don’t know why I wouldn’t!

That moon is bad news, makes frens look bad

It’s just a game.

And another excuse for nonfrens to bandwagon us?

The nonfrens are the reason I play this game.

And what do the frens and frenworldmean to you?

They’re my frens. I like all of them. This is a place to post cute from memes and support each other.

you're right, moonman is unfrenly

Moon man did nothing wrong.

Is that setup actually yours? That TV looks fucking sick.

Hahaha bro, that’s a keeper, you better buy her something and ask her if you can buy another one the next time a new one comes out :P

That one took me a second fren

Aw, man! My wife’s bull never gets me Star Wars toys. His name is Khouche Abdi. Khouche Abdi tells me that Star Wars is demonic and that I should focus on purging the sinners for Allah, so he buys me Nerf blasters instead. He’s going to kidnap and castrate me next week and convert me to Islam, just like the European soldiers of the Ottoman Empire! So cool! Then he’s loaning me his dynamite vest and I get to go on my first jihad raid while he and my wife have alone time.

KARA BOĞA

Looks like Scott the Woz

Hol' Up

Don't spoild endgame please me and my wife's boyfriend are going to watch it tonight because I behaved like a good boy :D

I like that you guys have finally embraced your cuck tendencies.

We're just making a frenly joke about cuckold non-frens. I do agree with you though, cuckoldry is worthy of some light-hearted mockery fren! 😊

Yet another satisfied Roman men's health client!

begone NonFren

Holy fuck It's a cuck

i can’t tell if these fren memes are making fun of cucks or not

Yes.

Hol up

Wait, hol' up fren

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You’re living the dream, fren.

That's honestly an amazing gameroom, amibo/statue collection on the base, a wall mounted TV with fake switch controllers on the side. That's fuckin amazing

>Superman

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Shouldn't he be more of a Marvel fan?

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Racist where?

Is that guy Trump? Haha.