Yes fren, thank you for coming. He's over there wearing the funny hat. You can tell it's him because he has the long nose. thanks again fren.

Mr. Longnose is what zoologists call an “invasive species.” He comes to people’s homes and destroys them

Parasites are frens too! Hmph!

Being a parasite isn't very frenly

Maybe not, fren. I think you are right. Sorry.

Thank you, fren. Drive him back with the cross of Christ!

DEUS VULT!

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Edward Longfren, Bopper of Longnoses.

man you guys have a really difficult time playing pop-it, huh? Just twist it, pull it, BOP it, and jerk it like you do on a saturday night because no one wants to be your special fren. Wonder why, maybe it's because most women have consciences (unlike you)..oh well, it's not all bad, I found some people who want to be your fren. check em' out. I'll be back frenz

BOP!

yeah, twist it, pull it, bop it, jerk it like it's a saturday and you're home alone because no one likes you like

Ok non-fren. That's enough CNN for one night for you

We like him

For the Grace for the might of our frens

IN THE NAME OF HIS GLORY

FOR THE FRENS FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

COME AND TELL THEIR STORY AGAIN

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Bob the slimes!

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