*HONK* *HONK* frendozer coming thru!!

3312  2019-06-05 by PostModernPaine

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Out of the way nonfrens!!

The bullydozer

This is fren zone! No bulli not allow!

Sometimes reasonable frenz must do unreasonable things

God rest ye dozerfren

A modern American folk hero o7

Honk Honk!

Good he was in the right in all did

Marvin Frenmeyer did nothing wrong and was murdered by a tyrannical government

Didn't he shot himself?

they made him kill himself

Yeah if the government didn't do all that shit he wouldn't have to kill himself, thus they killed him

For anyone who doesn't know.

Sit down frens and let me tell you a tale, about a reasonable man driven to do unreasonable things.

Marvin Heemeyer was a man who owned a muffler shop in Granby Colorado. The city council ordained to approve the construction of a concrete factory in the lot across from Marvin's shop. In the process this blocked the only access road to the muffler shop. Marvin petitioned to stop the construction to no avail. Petitioned to construct a new access road, and even bought the heavy machinery to do so himself.

Denied.

The concrete factory went up in disregard to the ramifications on Marvin's business. To add insult to injury, the factory construction disconnected the muffler shop from the city sewage lines. An indifferent city government then chose to fine Marvin for this. His business and livelihood were in ruin. Rather than lie down and die, Marvin chose to fight back.

Over the course of a year and a half Marvin secretly outfitted the bulldozer he bought to save his business with three foot thick steel and concrete armor, camera systems guarded with bulletproof glass.

On June 4th 2004 Marvin Heemeyer lowered the armored shell over top of himself, entombing himself inside the Killdozer to make his last stand. He burst fourth from the walls of his muffler shop and straight into the concrete factory that ruined his business.

Over the course of the next several hours Marvin drove his Killdozer through 13 buildings owned by those officials that had wronged him, including the city council building itself. Swat teams swarmed the dozer, but it proved immune to small arms fire and even explosives. Another piece of heavy machinery was even brought out to fight the Killdozer, but it too fell to the dozers righteous fury.

In the end, Marvin's Killdozer became trapped in one of the buildings it was built to destroy. Marvin chose to take his life, the only life he took that day.

Today we celebrate Killdozer day and Marvin Heemeyer, the last great American folk hero. A man driven to the brink who chose to fight back against an indifferent system.

From notes left behind after his passing: "I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things."

When injustice becomes the law, resistance becomes duty

Count Dankula video of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmr6jIpXSmg also hello armalite :)

Whats up fren! Man we see each other all over! Appreciate you putting the video up.

no worries fren xD

I honestly think that Count's heavy accent and editing kinda bring the video down, but that doesn't make him bad or anything of the sort.

And besides, what can you do against a heavy accent? Not talk?

I love the accent tbh

Implying you can get a Scotsman to shut up...

How did he see where he was going with all that armor?

He set up cameras on the outside with compressed air things by them to blow away dust that might get in the way. If you’re interested watch Count Dankula’s video on it (someone else linked it in this thread).

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He was a fren of freedom, a true fren

Shame they scrapped the vehicle entierly after, US love to scrap unique/rare things. If the dozer was in russia it would sit in the Kubinka Tank museum.

They were afraid of people turning Marvin into an idol/martyr and turning the killdozer into a fetish object. However, by destroying it they just gave him and it more power. The killdozer might just be a novelty, a tourist trap, with Marvin’s story being a piece of trivia if they kept it in a museum. Instead, they turned him into a legend and a hero.

Also, funny you should mention Russia. Apparently the story appeals very strongly over there. A Russian made a very good movie based on the government screwing over Heemeyer. It however doesn’t have the avenging. The movie is called Leviathan.

Heard about that movie. Fucked over soo hard, poor people.

And that local gov really fucked up all the way. I mean, they closed the road to his shop AND cut the sewers, THEN fine him about it and DENY him using his OWN bulldozer to make a passage? They asked for it.

Saw about a hundred variations of Gadsden flags with "Tread on Them" and the Killdozer on my IG feed yesterday. Big oof for them if they were trying to prevent him from becoming a martyr.

Also, the sarcophagus was designed in a way that once the crane was disengaged, no one could get in or out again

Hell yeah. Fuck corporatism!

nerf the killdozer

Oh no fren, now we need the concrete slabs

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We need more frendozers in this world

A legend was born

Nonfrens bullied Dozzerfren for to long so dozzerfren built a nonfren removal machine.

Great man. May peace be with him

His dozer is legend.

We need more like the Frendozer and the Sky Fren

We can remember them and keep them in our heart fren, but we shouldn't tell our frens to bop themselves.

Hank hank u too fren

How did I anger my frens?

His name Hank and he talks like pikachu

Wish marv didnt bop himself dude was a hero

Today’s the 15th anniversary, right?

That was yesterday fren

I see

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Oooo!

RODA ROLLA

I fuckin love this sub

ilu2 fren

frenday 2

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Keep tearing down the nonfren housing to build up infrastructure, fren. You're doing good work!

Get ridding of nonfrens!!!

frendozer building a lighter tomorrow!