Do a bop!

Oh nooooo! Fren be careful! You might only get 13% of the population!

Nice! That leaves 37% to bop as well

Fren, there's probably another 37% that need to go as well. Snap away.

You have to set small, achievable goals for yourself fren!

Stale joke frendo

Imagine saying 'friendo' unironically

Fren, that's pretty cringe fren.

Bop

That was really offensive fren but i forgive pls just dont joke like that agwin fren

The yummiest tendies require the dankest sauce.

Even more than 50% I would say!

Only 3.5% (darkskin frens who are males who have been clownin around their lives for approximately 16-35 years) of the population will be bopped to reduce 52% of homicide, fren!

Not even trying to br subtle anymore, you idiots arr too stupid to make this work

What work, we sre just bopping non frens

Way to wordy to be memeable

Be careful fren! The people who dont like hat subreddits will eat your tendies!

Why not Remove all crime fren?

It wouldn’t be perfectly balanced, like all things should be fren

You are the reason why we are all called not-sees. This isn’t even subtle this is just blatant racism. Can you people post something wholesome here for once, instead of making some stupid ass political statement?

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Racism? What are you talking about? I didn't see anything about a race.

Are you playing dumb or are you really that blind?

Frens don't call other frens dumb 😦. I just try and do the right thing!

Why don't you just explain what you mean?

This post is claiming that crime distribution is equal and if thanos snaps 50% of crime is gone since 50% of people is gone

Frens are not slaves

We do not conform our behavior in a spurious attempt to please nonfrens

Are you playing dumb or are you really that blind?