Hi frens! Anyone want to join my crew and go on a crew-sade?

417  2019-05-29 by make_reddit_great

43 comments

Yes, fren! I will join. We must spread our frenly love across the lands of the nonfrens.

Bop the non-frens

Where ya going big guy?

Deus vult fren.

When do we depart

Yes, let’s spread fren-ship on this crew-sade and chase the non-frens away

Deus Vult fren!

Just be careful to not bop the byzantines! They are frenly with us!

I arise today Through a mighty strength, the invocation of the Trinity, Through belief in the Threeness, Through confession of the Oneness of the Creator of creation.

I arise today Through the strength of Christ's birth with His baptism, Through the strength of His crucifixion with His burial, Through the strength of His resurrection with His ascension, Through the strength of His descent for the judgment of doom.

I arise today Through the strength of the love of cherubim, In the obedience of angels, In the service of archangels, In the hope of resurrection to meet with reward, In the prayers of patriarchs, In the predictions of prophets, In the preaching of apostles, In the faith of confessors, In the innocence of holy virgins, In the deeds of righteous men.

I arise today, through The strength of heaven, The light of the sun, The radiance of the moon, The splendor of fire, The speed of lightning, The swiftness of wind, The depth of the sea, The stability of the earth, The firmness of rock.

I arise today, through God's strength to pilot me, God's might to uphold me, God's wisdom to guide me, God's eye to look before me, God's ear to hear me, God's word to speak for me, God's hand to guard me, God's shield to protect me, God's host to save me From snares of devils, From temptation of vices, From everyone who shall wish me ill, afar and near.

That was beautiful crusader fren :')

It's an old problem, even before the crusades

https://web.archive.org/web/20081105112615/http://english3.fsu.edu/~wulfstan/noframes.html

"And we have also therefore endured many injuries and insults, and if we shall experience any remedy then we must deserve better of God than we have previously done. For with great deserts we have earned the misery that is upon us, and with truly great deserts we must obtain the remedy from God, if henceforth things are to improve. Lo, we know full well that a great breach of law shall necessitate a great remedy, and a great fire shall necessitate much water, if that fire is to be quenched. And it is also a great necessity for each of men that he henceforth eagerly heed the law of God better than he has done, and justly pay God's dues. In nonfren lands one does not dare withhold little nor much of that which is appointed to the worship of false gods; and we withhold everywhere God's dues all too often. And in heathen lands one dares not curtail, within or without the temple, anything brought to the false gods and entrusted as an offering. And we have entirely stripped God's houses of everything fitting, within and without, and God's servants are everywhere deprived of honor and protection. And some men say that no man dare abuse the servants of false gods in any way among nonfren people, just as is now done widely to the servants of God, where Christians ought to observe the law of God and protect the servants of God."

God will give us the victory, but only if we render to God his proper due.

Sure thing fren, just you make sure not to bother me and my Orthofrens In 1204...

sorry fren

nonfrens pretended to be part of our crewsade to rob and steal not fight for frenship

Sorry fren but I heard the only people that want to take the holy land back are from across the Naught Sea.

Can we go to Jerusalem?!

Do crusades end anywhere else?

Let's go to Frenstantinople on the way, fren.

yeah i want frenstantinople back also, nonfrens stole it, we need to bop them for being unfrenly.

I do fren

And my axe fren!

Yes fren, we need to make more frens

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Idk fren! That seems a little white supremacist to me!

BOP

What's bop mean, fren?

It's just a silly noise. BOP

Oh thats cool. I wanna BOP any frens who actually back white supremacy. Its a losing battle, anyways!

Sounds like you have nothing to be concerned about.

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Painfully obvious that you're an undercover nonfren.

Not that I back white supremacy, but your comment history is cringe as fuck.

Oh no.. what's an undercover nonfren? hahaha you fucking loser your game is so inane and transparent.

Spends all freetime policing internet because retarded politics are more important than social life or anything else

You fucking loser

Is this that fancy projection word I keep hearing from you tards?

Frenus vult, fren!

fren are you a r/fighterfrens

We will take Frenusalem frens.

Deus Bop fren, count me in!

Dudes Vault !

For the grace for the might of fren-ship

Tis but a flesh wound fren

oh no fren! Watch out, you are bopping byzantine frens!

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wait nooo the non-fren turks destroyed them why did you do this fren?

THEN THE FREN HUSSARS ARIVED

i have enchanted diamond armor in minecraft fren, can i come

FRENUS VULT

Im with you fren, can we take frenstantinople back also? nonfrens stole it, we need to bop them for stealing it and move back in.

I would go on crew-sade but me and my frens must focus on developing our smol village, when we are done with work, we will go on next crew-sade, is that good?

What's bop mean, fren?

Oh thats cool. I wanna BOP any frens who actually back white supremacy. Its a losing battle, anyways!