A guide to the 2018 frenworld election

1  2018-11-16 by mergen772

59 comments

When do we vote?

Good question fren, for I know not

Should some fren set up a poll, then link to it?

How do we stop the non-frens from interfering in our elections?

Will be holding a sub wide election for frens only next Tuesday at 7

Gonna have to go with Sargen Sbordo

Real Andrew Jackson is a real fren

u/ufoguy33

u/

Hello frens I am pope here to absolve ur sins

Forgive me friend, I had impure contact with a non-fren woman

Is ok fren. Jus ask for forgibness

u/yeet-nugga-killer I’m just disabled

What

You’re running the election... as a vigilante.

Is that doubt I hear in your voice?

Nah that’s just the sound of pretending 80% of your paper (or election roster) is filler

Well naruto is 80% filler and it has amassed millions so let’s be frens here

Nah bro you got it right

I am the destruction of nonfrens given name. I am red so that frens may be green.

I like your motto, fren-skull

You are the hero we need

By the way it was u/Bendingo0

Why you mention me?

Look at the chaaaart

Oh okay thanks kid

Thanks fren no one else thought of me. If I put hope in one fren like you it was worth it

Yeah what the fuck I’m here

u/Bendingo0

Thank you fren very informative

u/JayWalkinAntlers

AVE FREN PAX FRENLANDIA

IVE SEEN YOUR PROFILE WHAT ARE YOU

Todd Howard you degenerate.

bene amicus

I’m sorry what? My name is beautiful!

I WILL GIVE MY LIFE FOR MY FREN ANDREW JACKSON

DEUS VULT. PURGE THE NONFRENS.

ALL NONFRENS WILL GET WHAT MOMMY CALLS A CAN OF WHOOP A**

god i love this sub

CHAD

Thank you ChadFren, very cool

Looking forward to our first red skin fresident.

It's going to be an epic win for diversity!

/u/ufoguy33, let's win this Fren!

D:<

Are you okay Fren?

As long as nonfren u/ufoguy33 isn’t elected

Woah Fren, let's use logic here. A non-fren could never run for election here. He would be bopped immediately, and /u/ufoguy33 has not been bopped yet, and neither will he ever. So, via logic, he is a fren. And he wears the green skin, so once again, he's a fren.

Mayhapsibly his facade is bop proof. Mayhapsibly he caused the twin server towers to fall. Mayhapsibly he is the ultimate nonfren.

Fren, you are spreading false news, and that is very non-fren-like. Perhaps you are a non-frensl. But unlike you, I'll use logic. You have the green skin, but although you are quite non-fren-like, you are a fren.

I can’t be a nonfren tho, because I haven’t been bopped yet. The cries of u/tfwnojewishgf will not be forgotten, or u/ufoguy33’s policies attempting to silence said cries.

Fren, I never said you were a non-frens. I said you were non-fren-like, and where is /u/tfwnojewishgf's evidence? I'm sorry to say this Fren, but logic has prevailed. I still love you tho fren

Uh am I not running for fresident wut?

Sorry about you fren, I never saw you

I hav question fren? Does fren world need a sheriff?

They didn’t need an election official, but here I am. If you make yourself known without drawing competition, you can self-appoint.

How do I get a hold of the mods they can’t get names right?

Talk to u/FieldMarshallFriend about getting on the ballot

I’m on the ballot fren. They just can’t spell

Does Sgt.Spurdo play the accordion?

Ask?

Thank you ChadFren, very cool

Mayhapsibly his facade is bop proof. Mayhapsibly he caused the twin server towers to fall. Mayhapsibly he is the ultimate nonfren.