I'm his vice-frensident, he said that he would build a wall around the non-frens, and grow a jungle around them so we never have to see them again. He also said he would work on the public-fren system so out baby frens are taught smartly.
My frens, I am also campaigning on behalf of the Green Frens Party. If I am elected, I will open our borders to nonfrens and incentive conversion, so we have even more frens to keep company.
We should not alienate nonfrens, for then there is no chance they will ever become frens. I propose a multi-million investment to creating peace between frens and nonfrens, and creating a true frenworld. Your vote matters frens, and I plead for your support. Thank you all.
You are lucky i read this fellow green fren. Only I have the money and media connections to get you into office. Simply agree to my list of policy promises, and I'll be at your service.
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1 PM_Pics_Of_Jet_Fuel 2018-11-11
If elected, what will you do about the nonfren menace?
If elected, will you ensure the existence of our frens and a future for fren children?
If elected, what will you do to work towards the frensnostate.
1 a_Make-A-Wish_kid 2018-11-11
I'm his vice-frensident, he said that he would build a wall around the non-frens, and grow a jungle around them so we never have to see them again. He also said he would work on the public-fren system so out baby frens are taught smartly.
1 PM_Pics_Of_Jet_Fuel 2018-11-11
You've got my vote, fren.
1 mrgreencard 2018-11-11
You had me at vice-frensident 🤣
1 Scipio66 2018-11-11
This fren asks the tough questions
1 poop_trooper 2018-11-11
What about world peace?
1 8Lacidar8 2018-11-11
Find out on the next episode of dragon ball Z!
1 Treeofsteel 2018-11-11
You've got my vote, fren!
1 rvanasty 2018-11-11
Need to hear some of your vision for frenworld.
1 cumstainedtshirt 2018-11-11
no way fren, im in charge
1 Hotel-Zulu 2018-11-11
Not something a fren would say
1 ufoguy33 2018-11-11
Yeah
1 900_T 2018-11-11
My frens, I am also campaigning on behalf of the Green Frens Party. If I am elected, I will open our borders to nonfrens and incentive conversion, so we have even more frens to keep company.
We should not alienate nonfrens, for then there is no chance they will ever become frens. I propose a multi-million investment to creating peace between frens and nonfrens, and creating a true frenworld. Your vote matters frens, and I plead for your support. Thank you all.
1 Immuchtooawesome 2018-11-11
How much can we send nonfrens in foreign aid? The wallet of the taxpayers is open and ready.
1 900_T 2018-11-11
It will be an open appeal, not taxes fren. We will also collect fren volunteers and send them out as spreaders of the fren word.
1 poop_trooper 2018-11-11
This is exactly what a non fren would say! Bop him!
1 thom430 2018-11-11
Will you build a big pillow fort to keep nonfrens out?
1 Triumph_of_Will 2018-11-11
I dunno frens. He says good stuff but he looks spooky like he's plotting to let the nonfrens in...
1 DerpyChop 2018-11-11
This a frenmocracy fren
1 Bendingo0 2018-11-11
Im gonna run for frenator. We need a system of checks an balanses
1 TheOneRole 2018-11-11
You are lucky i read this fellow green fren. Only I have the money and media connections to get you into office. Simply agree to my list of policy promises, and I'll be at your service.
1 _UwU_Wuts_This 2018-11-11
:D wuz your manifesto fren ?
I would like sum tax cuts to the friendliest of frens
1 ufoguy33 2018-11-11
Only to the frensilist
1 _UwU_Wuts_This 2018-11-11
:) You've got my vote
1 ufoguy33 2018-11-11
Thank you fren
1 Two_bears_high_fivin 2018-11-11
Helo Mr Frensident. Whats your policee on Israil?
1 PM_Pics_Of_Jet_Fuel 2018-11-11
The official stance of Frenworld is that Israel is our greatest ally.
1 Qetar 2018-11-11
Good luck fren, don’t let those fake trend change your good nature! :)
1 wumbo-johnnies 2018-11-11
You've got my vote fren!
1 palindromepirate 2018-11-11
May the best fren win. Remember, it's all about easy answers frens.
1 ufoguy33 2018-11-11
Only to the frensilist