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What has Mr. Longnose ever done for us in return????

They gave us lots of yummy food and bright colours all over the streets!

I like food.

But what has it cost us frens?

Just mind your step ‘cause there’s other stuff all over the streets that you don’t wanna step in.

that's not a very fren thing to say

This is why people think frenworld is bad, fren

Yup ;____;

I wish we could all be frens and not think about noses and percents so much

Yes, let's keep ignoring reality...

Nice

How yah doin buddy having a good day?

How is this not frenly, fren?

It's just roleplaying about how Mr. Longnose uses war to make a profit and to keep frens fighting instead of uniting to defeat King Longnose and his family of cousins who work in most of the key employment in many countries.

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they also hold most of the high story telling chairs and tell lots of lies.

It's because Mr. Longnose is a hard worker, it has nothing to do with him hiring his cousins, I swear!

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FRENS :(

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Rip to your fren the instinct to join the military and fight for ones country is wholesome but the us army hasn't truly protected this country in >100 years. Tis but a tool of our greatest ally