Have had disagreement with their spouse. The study says nothing about beating wives but it discribed rates of "marital issues" which means that they likely beat their wives the same amount as average but write down arguments as a "marital issue".

1 Shittyanalagyguy 2019-06-16

I don’t like that you are gone so much

Basically the same as beating your wife

1 Dericles 2019-06-16

87% is more than 13% so the statistic is that fatherhood is important, fren. That fren right there sure cares.

1 Gallex9 2019-06-16

Equal frens are not free. Free frens are not equal.

1 Flapjackmasterpack 2019-06-16

That is og frenliness you mong

1 bigtoyaddict 2019-06-16

13% wishes they had fathers but the long nose tribe locked them all up.

1 ANiceCitrusFriend 2019-06-16

regular subreddit

1 VitruviusVGogh 2019-06-16

This image is blessed thx fren!

1 jfivehunny 2019-06-16

Seriously who's Dad drinks Monster?

Maybe I'm just a Boomer, but I don't know any man worth his salt over the age of 30 that wouldn't prefer a beer to an energy drink.

1 Edgar_Allan_Toe 2019-06-16

crack

sip

1 tj007s13 2019-06-16

for real, grow up and do cocaine like an adult

1 readypembroke 2019-06-16

I prefer meth, but that's just me.

1 tj007s13 2019-06-16

well I just typically jab myself in the heart with syringes filled with artificial adrenaline, but yea meth for the come down ;-)

1 satanicpriest13 2019-06-16

Monster hits the spot after my MMA training. Beer gives you a gut so it's only for special weekends.

1 jfivehunny 2019-06-16

One can of Monster has more sugars, carbs and calories than most every lite beer. https://www.nutritionix.com/food/monster-energy-drink/16-fl-oz

https://draftmag.com/beer-by-the-calorie-and-carb-numbers/

1 Shadilay_Were_Off 2019-06-16

Not the meme clear monster.

1 skomojojo 2019-06-16

I have drank many of these and I can pretty confidently tell you that you got a bad can. They have a very distinct citrus flavor, akin to Squirt. I suggest getting another and trying it again, fren.

1 pekkabot 2019-06-16

To me it taste like a 7up if made with fake sugar instead of real, then put too much sweetener

1 AssAssIn46 2019-06-16

It tastes like water with sweetener to me too and I drink loads of it.

1 jessicarae28382 2019-06-16

The ultra zero has no calories or sugar fren!!

1 beetard 2019-06-16

You should be careful with synthetic sweeteners. Sugar in access isnt healthy and aspertame isn't a good alternative. https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/full/10.1161/STROKEAHA.116.016027

1 jessicarae28382 2019-06-16

Heck anything fun is bad for you fren.

1 TarFaerhing 2019-06-16

Association is trash and its only one study

1 SpaceDog777 2019-06-16

Sugar in access isnt healthy

It's true, pouring sugar in your computer stops MS Access from working!

1 satanicpriest13 2019-06-16

That's the one I drink! Yup.

1 TheGypsyCrook 2019-06-16

chaddydaddy

1 Hoovy- 2019-06-16

r/lewronggeneration

1 A_Rampaging_Hobo 2019-06-16

30 yrs old is old enough to have a 15 year old kid.

1 jfivehunny 2019-06-16

Okay?

1 farchettiensis 2019-06-16

Is beer any better? It's only good to give you man tits and potbelly. At least Monster tastes good, whereas beer is mostly piss.

1 jfivehunny 2019-06-16

Monster has more carbs, sugars, and calories than most beers.

Yeah takes a man to enjoy the taste of beer, maybe one day you will understand.

1 paleseed 2019-06-16

If you've "acquired" a taste for beer it's because you trained your reward system to equate "fizzy rotwater in mouth now = feelsgood fuzzyhead later"

Bourbon with a splash and some coldstones, however, now that's a man's drink whose preference isn't explained away by some half-assed science wizardry I probably just made up on the toilet

1 jfivehunny 2019-06-16

I don't really even drink to be honest I just think energy drinks are for pussies and kids

1 paleseed 2019-06-16

I generally try to avoid caffeine. Co-worker at work drinks five monsters a day and had a heart attack at 34. We don't do much 80% of the time so sometimes it's hard to stay awake, and I guess that helps him, but when you drink 3900 calories and sit at a computer for 8-12 hours you get obese as fuck.

He quit them for a while when he came back to work but he's back on them again

1 jfivehunny 2019-06-16

Same. I can't stand being caffeinated. Always been that way for me.

I don't drink coffee. Love the smell of coffee, but hate the taste and the jittery feeling.

I stay away from hot drinks for the most part to, because I am afraid of scalding my mouth. I think I remember burning my mouth as a kid drinking coffee, so I think that's another reason I don't like it.

1 california_dying 2019-06-16

Nah. Beer tastes great. Miller Lite to Rodenbach. So many wonderful tasting beers for so many different occasions. I love beer so much that I can’t drink it anymore because it was literally killing me.

1 paleseed 2019-06-16

You should be proud of yourself, fren. Sobriety is no walk in the park, but it does so much more than save your own life.

Keep up the good work!

1 california_dying 2019-06-16

Thanks, fren! I have no doubt that sobriety is the best decision I make every day and it totally changed my life but I’m still a bit bitter I can’t enjoy the many wonderful flavors of alcoholic beverages. But still, I haven’t drank for 11 months and I’m not going to restart now.

1 Net_Neuterality 2019-06-16

Ok dummy!

1 farchettiensis 2019-06-16

Fren: you sure seem to know a lot about manliness, more so than me, that's for sure. I do question the soundness of induling in a habit such as beer-drinking due to its cultural appeal, fren. Seems like a waste of effort to me, it does. Not to say I don't like to pay my ol' fren Old Speckled Hen a visit now and then, but I do prefer Orange Jooice alright. Stay healthy, fren.

1 jfivehunny 2019-06-16

Honestly...I barely drink fren. Work out too much to drink all the time.

I just don't trust a "man" who drinks energy drinks. That's stuff is for pussies and kiddies.

Anyways cheers to you fren!

1 farchettiensis 2019-06-16

With you there, fren. I used to drink energy drinks now and then at home just because I like its taste. Thankfully, my metabolism allows to me do so.

1 realizmbass 2019-06-16

sounds like someone hasn't had their first sip of the day yet

1 OhCex 2019-06-16

I don't know how but my great uncle only drinks Busch light. He drinks it while driving too, the whole 9 yards.

1 standingpretty 2019-06-16

Modern dads I guess? Dads under 30?