Mr Long-nose told me it's like the elevator from Sideways Stories at Wayside High. It only goes one way... Seems like a design flaw, but I don't know.... I am not very smaht.
2 years ago a frien of mine's phone got swooped by a nonfren toad at knifepoint...
The thing is not all toads are frens who escape horrible war, most of them are also unwanted toads in their countries.
Please let's be nice to toads who escape war, who are working and honest but the ones who steal, rape, murder and ransack are... are unwanted in everywhere. I believe in deserved mercy, if you don't deserve mercy you will have none.
The cane toad in Australia is regarded as an exemplary case of a "feral species"—others being rabbits, foxes, cats and dogs. Australia's relative isolation prior to European colonisation the industrial revolution—both of which dramatically increased traffic and importation of novel species—allowed development of a complex, interdepending system of ecology, but one which provided no natural predators for many of the species subsequently introduced. The recent, sudden inundation of foreign species has led to severe breakdowns in Australian ecology, after overwhelming proliferation of a number of introduced species for which the continent has no efficient natural predators or parasites, and which displace native species—in some cases these species are physically destructive to habitat as well. Cane toads have been very successful as an invasive species, having become established in more than 15 countries within the past 150 years.
Bop all nonfrens who hate toads just because they are different! We should accept the toads just as any other fren, because they are deserving of humanity!
Exactly, us frens should eliminate these unworthy toads so natural selection can fullfil its destiny. We should call it the master race. And perhaps we could make these big old flags with swastikas! Just because they look different doesn't mean "toads", as this sub calls any non white, aren't human beings.
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1 Pixelsno 2019-06-16
Perhaps Mr. Longnose will help them back to Toadland like he helped them into Frenworld?
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1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-16
Mr Long-nose told me it's like the elevator from Sideways Stories at Wayside High. It only goes one way... Seems like a design flaw, but I don't know.... I am not very smaht.
1 hero19 2019-06-16
Erm... They look like they'd be happier in Toadland, tell them we full
1 Le_Wallon 2019-06-16
Too bad toadland is in a civil war
1 ahekxbwiqhxvwqlzoj 2019-06-16
I hope the toads the best wherever they end up fren!
1 Porco_Rosso_ 2019-06-16
Yikes. This is so fucking cringe
1 Skelytal 2019-06-16
Why?
1 AT0MIC_ACE_PUGG 2019-06-16
Bop
1 _DoggoMeister_ 2019-06-16
2 years ago a frien of mine's phone got swooped by a nonfren toad at knifepoint...
The thing is not all toads are frens who escape horrible war, most of them are also unwanted toads in their countries.
Please let's be nice to toads who escape war, who are working and honest but the ones who steal, rape, murder and ransack are... are unwanted in everywhere. I believe in deserved mercy, if you don't deserve mercy you will have none.
1 Eremius-dot-com 2019-06-16
Tell them they are welcome here!!!
1 CPTfavela 2019-06-16
Gay
1 kingraptor724 2019-06-16
I don't want my butthole culturally enriched nonfren
1 luckydragon88 2019-06-16
Australia allowed toads in the 40s. Read how that went.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_toads_in_Australia
TL;DR they laid waste to everything and are spreading to this day
1 WikiTextBot 2019-06-16
Cane toads in Australia
The cane toad in Australia is regarded as an exemplary case of a "feral species"—others being rabbits, foxes, cats and dogs. Australia's relative isolation prior to European colonisation the industrial revolution—both of which dramatically increased traffic and importation of novel species—allowed development of a complex, interdepending system of ecology, but one which provided no natural predators for many of the species subsequently introduced. The recent, sudden inundation of foreign species has led to severe breakdowns in Australian ecology, after overwhelming proliferation of a number of introduced species for which the continent has no efficient natural predators or parasites, and which displace native species—in some cases these species are physically destructive to habitat as well. Cane toads have been very successful as an invasive species, having become established in more than 15 countries within the past 150 years.
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1 TomDeath 2019-06-16
Oh no. Looks like toads mean trouble.
1 luckydragon88 2019-06-16
Their unfrenly behaviour is a product of purely economic factors fren
1 WakaTXranger 2019-06-16
I think it’s suspicious that hundreds of male toads keep coming but no children or female toads are coming
1 TheCultureOfCritique 2019-06-16
TBH, I don't want toadies here either. They have their own land.
1 smokedfishfriday 2019-06-16
Ya, so weird that a dangerous journey is more often attempted by males.
1 HorseymcHorseyFace 2019-06-16
it’s nonfrenly to downvote logic
1 imsogroovy15 2019-06-16
But the TV always show mom and children toads
1 SeaMaxe 2019-06-16
Toads welcome here.
1 JohnWes02 2019-06-16
God damn you're thicc fren
1 Johnnya101 2019-06-16
D U M M Y T H I C C
1 CrumpledForeskin 2019-06-16
You need to get laid. You just commented on a cartoon frogs ass......
1 JohnWes02 2019-06-16
As improbable as it may seem for someone who browses this sub, I do indeed have regular sex with my girlfriend lol
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1 Rhett_Harded 2019-06-16
I too have done the sex. Lots of times. Infact, I’m going to go do the sex right now.
Because I do the sex. A lot.
1 JohnWes02 2019-06-16
Nice, fren
1 Rhett_Harded 2019-06-16
Yeah, fren. We do the sex. But not together.
Unless...
1 JohnWes02 2019-06-16
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1 triskaidekaphobia50 2019-06-16
Don't listen to them if they ask to buy your Xbox fren
1 tdack 2019-06-16
Does this subreddit have a political agenda? or
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1 MiddleJoyCon 2019-06-16
It always has. r/topmindsofreddit
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1 Stormageddon223 2019-06-16
I tought that was Bucciarati opening the sea with sticky fingers behind.
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1 TheAtheistSpoon 2019-06-16
Bop all nonfrens who hate toads just because they are different! We should accept the toads just as any other fren, because they are deserving of humanity!
1 The_Bru_Pod 2019-06-16
I think that we should help the toads get back to toadland fren, they must have gotton lost.
1 TheAtheistSpoon 2019-06-16
Maybe they will be bopped by nonfrens :(
1 CPTfavela 2019-06-16
Toadland is pretty safe
1 Pleshie 2019-06-16
Oh? You've been there?
1 CPTfavela 2019-06-16
No war in toadland
1 Pleshie 2019-06-16
Does that mean yes in some foreign language?
1 CPTfavela 2019-06-16
Probably
1 Pleshie 2019-06-16
Ah, so you've been there? So you've seen it yourself to make such a claim?
1 CPTfavela 2019-06-16
But toads have low IQ and are violent
1 TheAtheistSpoon 2019-06-16
This is a lie invented by non frens to make us bop frens!
1 CPTfavela 2019-06-16
But the FBI fren says so
1 SwiftKey2000 2019-06-16
Of course buddy
1 SwiftKey2000 2019-06-16
Exactly, us frens should eliminate these unworthy toads so natural selection can fullfil its destiny. We should call it the master race. And perhaps we could make these big old flags with swastikas! Just because they look different doesn't mean "toads", as this sub calls any non white, aren't human beings.
1 CPTfavela 2019-06-16
Are you retarded? Toads can come legally
1 Iswag_Newton 2019-06-16
We accept toads, we just want them to come here legally. Is that too much to ask?
1 CPTfavela 2019-06-16
But what about the frens killed by they terror attacks and crime?
1 Cactuskeeper2000 2019-06-16
Careful fren, they'd go for some froggy buns like those in a heartbeat
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1 imustbereal 2019-06-16
Fren, your people have to start by not giving them free tendies.
1 BurnReynolds 2019-06-16
Those roads look military age fren. I don’t think they are frenly.
1 LtLightning456 2019-06-16
real frens help frens in need, not push them away
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1 MiddleJoyCon 2019-06-16
It always has. r/topmindsofreddit
1 Pleshie 2019-06-16
Does that mean yes in some foreign language?