Im stuck frens plz send help

1284  2019-06-16 by BorisHisJohnson

49 comments

Do a barrel roll fren!

FREN!! ANSWER ME! ARE YOU OK!?

Are you OK, Are you OK, Are you OK Frennie?

Put your hands above your head fren!

Walk forward, fren.

The cake is a lie

this was a triumph . . .

I’m making a note here

HUGE SUCCESS

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science. We do what me must because we can.

For the good of all of us, except the ones that are dead.

This is your life now fren

Quick question if you are in a postion like this do you accelerate or hold still

Hold still because you would be in 0 gravity

Why would this result in zero gravity?

Because the earth is no longer below you, the portal is. If you put two Portals on top of each other there would be nothing below you to exert gravitational force on you, ergo it would be 0 gravity

Fren maybe you should go to special ed class for a bit to get some help in physics

I studied physics at A level.

Tell me, if you have two portals one over the other, and you stand in it, what’s below you? Nothing. It’s the other portal. Because of this you don’t have the planet below you. So it can’t pull you down, because the portal creates a hole in the gravitational field

Crazy how people can believe so much in their own mistakes. I believe in you fren, one day you will understand fren!

If I’m so wrong then correct me.

Your logic is that because there is nothing but a portal beneath you, earth gravity could not pull you towards its center. If I dig a hole straight down until I resurface the other way then jump in that hole there is nothing beneath me but you would still fall attracted to the center of the earth (ignoring everything but gravity in this example of course). Also there is no such thing as 0 gravity. You would still be attracted to anything on the sides even if your theory was true. I hope this example helped you fren! if it wasn’t enough I can explain it to you with the physical laws that are in correlation with this question!

You don’t seem to understand. If you had two Portals, one above the other, as shown in this post, you have created a loop. If you stand in that loop, you no longer have the earth below you, you just have the loop. There is no way for gravitational force to enter the loop, assuming the Portals overlap perfectly. Because where the earth would be is just the loop. You would have created a zone where gravity doesn’t enter. There is no path between you in the loop and the earth

No that’s not true, it wouldn’t be cut off from earth. All the portals do is make it so anything going through one side comes out the other, like a hole in a floor/wall. So as an example if you cut a hole in your floor(assuming that there’s another floor under you) and jump in it, gravity acts on you pulling you downward. It’s the same thing if you had a portal gun except instead of falling from the ceiling in the floor below, you come from the ceiling on the original floor.

Can we all stop acting like intellectuals, frens. We’re talking about devices that make holes in the fabric of the universe!!! Scary stuff :((

I wish there was a device that could close the holes in the fabric of the universe.

Maybe then everybody could be frenly.

There's a space inbetween the portals though fren...

Because of this you don’t have the planet below you.

But we know that the portal is only on the surface of things, it would be not to different from putting a thin block under you

Pretty sure you’ll still fall just like normal

Assuming gravity still works as normal, the feet will be pulled down, that force continues down the body and thus through the portal until it reaches the feet pushing down again, i think barely any force is lost while gravity can keep adding. I think you'd accelerate fren.

Well youd reach terminal velocity pretty fast but ye youd be pretty screwed

Shoot blue portal at ground and fly really high!

Wouldn't it just rip you in half if the top portal is pulling and the bottom is also pulling?

I believe the top portal is pushing down

Thanks for correcting me

No worries fren, but remember this is a highly theoretical situation and my idea isn't really more valuable than yours.

It's not theoretical for me ;_;

You will accelerate until you reach terminal velocity.

What happens if you jump, fren?

Idiot

Why is this so fucking cute

At least you aren't in a resonance cascade

This hurt my brain fren

Take my hand fren 🖐🏻

Len foreword fren

What would happen if you slowly move the portals closer together with a moving ceiling or something? Would you travel to another dimension?

top 10 questions science still can't answer

Stop drop and roll fren

Yep, portal was a good game.

Sending prayers and a rope fren

I studied physics at A level.

Tell me, if you have two portals one over the other, and you stand in it, what’s below you? Nothing. It’s the other portal. Because of this you don’t have the planet below you. So it can’t pull you down, because the portal creates a hole in the gravitational field

You don’t seem to understand. If you had two Portals, one above the other, as shown in this post, you have created a loop. If you stand in that loop, you no longer have the earth below you, you just have the loop. There is no way for gravitational force to enter the loop, assuming the Portals overlap perfectly. Because where the earth would be is just the loop. You would have created a zone where gravity doesn’t enter. There is no path between you in the loop and the earth