I'm concerned about a fren, frens. He has been wearing a funny mask and hiding something, but when I unmasked him when he was sleepy, I found this!

372  2019-06-14 by EndlessDelusion

24 comments

Quickly! Bop him before he wakes up. That’s a nonfren!

He used to be normal fren :( A nice frenly happy upbringing too. Now he is all icky and weird. Can he be saved? I have a funnel in the shed and a gallon of frenly juice. Maybe I could tie him up and feed him untill he is normal again?

You could try. I don’t remember the last time I saw a nonfren this far gone that was brought back. Anything’s possible though.

Thanks fren, I will try. I'll go find the chain and shackles.

Remember, all you're doing is administering medical treatment on the basis of necessity. He must be chained and shackled so that you can restore him to a state of frenship.

It's so sad how the internet radicalizes our frens into becoming bop-happy terrorist antifrens

It's BOPPING TIME!

I Got frenly magic powder i Can send you to Mix with the fren juice (i did test it and 8/10 times they become frens again)

Fren. That sounds like a wonderful idea.

If we lose fren and can’t come back, sad and less fren. But if have fren come home... more!

What about the other 2 times out of 10?

then he is Full Non-fren and cant come back

That's no fren, fren!

Give that fren a copy of atlas shrugged.

A frenly gift

Ms. Longnose wrote that book fren

books is about how to defeat longnose

That’s what happens when you drink too much soy, fren.

Careful fren, he works for mr.longnose and wants to turn you into a slave. You could try frenjuice, but it might not work.

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What is frenly juice tho

Time fir a intervention! Tell him that your his fren and you’ll help him get over his addiction!

Thanks fren, I will try. I'll go find the chain and shackles.

Remember, all you're doing is administering medical treatment on the basis of necessity. He must be chained and shackled so that you can restore him to a state of frenship.