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268  2019-06-13 by armaliteisforlovers

29 comments

Don't wake up with tendie breath frens, brush those teeth.

Very nice teeth, fren.

Thanks fren, I grew them all by myself.

Make sure your teef stay white and therefore beautiful

Nothing more disgusting than brown or yellow teeth. Everyone wants strong, healthy, white teeth!

That's right fren. White, strong, healthy, straight teeth are the pinnacle of dental frenliness

Yes straightness is important as well, even if corrective braces must be applied to save the crooked teeth from themselves.

Thanks for encouraging good habits fren. Remember flossing is frenly too!

Flossing is the best, gets all the gunk away from our beautiful white teeth!

I learned it by playing Fortnite

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How else am I going to learn to dance on the corpse of my enemies?

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Good boy fren!

Wait fren, toothpaste has flouride in it.

My momma said that I shouldn't swallow toothpaste. All frens should probably do the same.

Also remember frens, most city water has fluoride in it, and it has proven to cause damage to the thinkjello in your headcase. Be careful my city frens!

My thinkjello is probably fucked after years of drinking city watty out of my baba

It ok fren. Filter water now.

Simplest way is to boil water, have a sheet of aluminum pater in a cone over the boiling pot. It needs to stay colder than the steam for it to condensate. Have it hang over, and at the tip of the cone (still above the water level of the main pot so it doesn't heat up too, you can use sticks to keep it up, same with the cone) so that the condensing water drips down into that pot. That is how you make a hobo distillery. it will give you pure H2O for hydration.

Next on r/topmindsofreddit :

Frenworld dog-whistles European ethnostate with a picture of Pepe brushing his teeth, symbolizing ethnic cleansing in order to make the teeth white

Jesus, it's like you can see the future.

That's hate speech

Hate Deez teeth? How?

thanks for reminding me fren!

You're very welcome fren

I am literally brushing my teeth at this very moment

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So glad you're keeping on top of your dental hygiene, fren. Always brush after enjoying some delicious tendies!

Clean teeth is a very good thing fir your health fren, so you can eat all the tendies you want!

Noice smile fren

Hate Deez teeth? How?