164 2019-06-09 by Mrga_Mirko
1 amerikanskispy 2019-06-09
It’s ok fren, it’s only Reddit. Happy belated cake day!
1 Mrga_Mirko 2019-06-09
Aww denks
1 WhenISayNYouSayIgger 2019-06-09
Cake day is not important. Real life birthday is.
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-06-09
Birthday is how you join yourself to the Calendar, which is a sort of timetable for managing livestock and other agricultural products.
Do you live in a calendar, or do you live in the world?
1 Rylen_018 2019-06-09
Birthday is the completion of another revolution around the sun fren, there’s nothing more worldly than that
Well, why does it start when you are born? You're made of matter that was forged billions of years ago in stars, so why is your birthday not when the stars were formed? They made you.
With what cyclical unit of time would you celebrate the birth of the stars?
We're not in a cycle/circle/wheel
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%CE%BA%CF%8D%CE%BA%CE%BB%CE%BF%CF%82
We are eternal. Time is just a shadow, the time the clock seems to capture is just the motion of its hand around a circle.
1 Cam2478 2019-06-09
We love you anyway, fren
1 rExcitedDiamond 2019-06-09
It’s ok fren. My cake day is 3 days before my real birthday
1 Ralik2D 2019-06-09
I don't even know when my cake day is fren.
Just remember if you're a good friend everyday you can have cake everyday.
1 DeracadaVenom 2019-06-09
Don’t worry fren, we will give you upvotes anyway!
1 Red_Rocket_Rider 2019-06-09
remindme!9days I don't wanna miss mine lmao
1 RemindMeBot 2019-06-09
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Smart fren thinking ahead
Lmao get fucked loser. I didn't miss it like a super retard. What it's feel like to be a complete and utter failure?
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1 amerikanskispy 2019-06-09
It’s ok fren, it’s only Reddit. Happy belated cake day!
1 Mrga_Mirko 2019-06-09
Aww denks
1 WhenISayNYouSayIgger 2019-06-09
Cake day is not important. Real life birthday is.
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-06-09
Birthday is how you join yourself to the Calendar, which is a sort of timetable for managing livestock and other agricultural products.
Do you live in a calendar, or do you live in the world?
1 Rylen_018 2019-06-09
Birthday is the completion of another revolution around the sun fren, there’s nothing more worldly than that
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-06-09
Well, why does it start when you are born? You're made of matter that was forged billions of years ago in stars, so why is your birthday not when the stars were formed? They made you.
1 Rylen_018 2019-06-09
With what cyclical unit of time would you celebrate the birth of the stars?
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-06-09
We're not in a cycle/circle/wheel
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%CE%BA%CF%8D%CE%BA%CE%BB%CE%BF%CF%82
We are eternal. Time is just a shadow, the time the clock seems to capture is just the motion of its hand around a circle.
1 Cam2478 2019-06-09
We love you anyway, fren
1 rExcitedDiamond 2019-06-09
It’s ok fren. My cake day is 3 days before my real birthday
1 Ralik2D 2019-06-09
I don't even know when my cake day is fren.
Just remember if you're a good friend everyday you can have cake everyday.
1 DeracadaVenom 2019-06-09
Don’t worry fren, we will give you upvotes anyway!
1 Red_Rocket_Rider 2019-06-09
remindme!9days I don't wanna miss mine lmao
1 RemindMeBot 2019-06-09
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1 Mrga_Mirko 2019-06-09
Smart fren thinking ahead
1 Red_Rocket_Rider 2019-06-09
Lmao get fucked loser. I didn't miss it like a super retard. What it's feel like to be a complete and utter failure?