My pronouns are Ten, Tend and Tends.

427  2019-06-03 by BorisHisJohnson

16 comments

I can't find my Zyprexa frens

Don't worry fren, I'm sure Dr Longnose has something to help you.

I don't know fren he did say he could chop off my penith

Well, you've gotta follow the doctor's orders. Don't want to be antinoseitic.

You sure he's not a butcher I think I heared him call me cattle.

Don't worry fren, he didn't say "cattle", he said "catgirl"! As in he promises chopping your penith will turn you into a qt catgirl like in anime! Now stop questioning him or you're a bigot.

Thanks for the advice fren

Don't worry fren, I just continually lick plastic toys from China. My clinical psychologist recommended it to me.

I identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter, pls respect my choice

Really digging through the archives with that meme, fren

Haha fren it's fun to play dress up every now and then! But you're great just the frenly way God made you! I hope you don't feel that you need to change for people to be frenly to you fren. Maybe we haven't been good enough frens for you but we'll try harder :)

i think we should be nice to all frens, trans frens too. isn't that what frens are for?

The nicest thing a fren can do for anyone is not lie to them about basic reality, fren.

oh well. happy pride, nonfren.

My pronoun is just Tendies

Dont forget to stretch out your flesh wound with a dildo every 4 hours and pull out hairballs once a month, fren!