That sounds impossible fren, there's no way someone could have enough ovens for 6 million pizzas! But if he did, he's the best fren we could ever dream of having! :)
You're right, he would have to have many, many more chefs with him, and be able to bake several pizzas with one oven at once. If he did that, it would probably be possible!
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1 trembling-hands 2019-06-01
Can pizza be Kosher? Just wondering...
1 HOT-and-CREAMY 2019-06-01
Pizza can have anything you want fren. Some like pepperoni, others like cheese! I even heard some like yucky walnut sauce on their pizza
1 MemoryLapse 2019-06-01
What do you think about using wooden doors on pizza ovens fren? Personally, I think that would let a lot of dangerous smoke escape.
1 HOT-and-CREAMY 2019-06-01
Using wooden doors on an oven would be a fire hazard AND would let lots of dangerous smoke escape fren!
1 irradiated_toaster 2019-06-01
No fren, you must not eat dairy with meat
1 FUCKS_CUCKS 2019-06-01
Don't burn it fren
1 CmonPeopleGetReal 2019-06-01
No bern for me either fren.
1 Joeyccc1 2019-06-01
Those are some impressive pizza spinning skips fren.
1 TheNorthAmerican 2019-06-01
Careful fren, some people might not like your profession.
1 basedputin 2019-06-01
naughty naughty pizza. trying to escape the oven!
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-06-01
Mama Mia!
1 Molarri 2019-06-01
Pizza Time
1 millwallfc 2019-06-01
What’s the difference between a Pepe and a pizza?
1 Laroux-grt 2019-06-01
Frenship?
1 ahora 2019-06-01
Pizza-Wooden-Gate
1 NougatEnthusiast 2019-06-01
616 degrees!
1 vaporware1 2019-06-01
I once knew a German fren who was so hongry he heated up 6 million pizzas!
1 HOT-and-CREAMY 2019-06-01
Germans are good frens with big appetites! I hope I can find them all the pizzas they are looking for fren
1 FUCKS_CUCKS 2019-06-01
oh we can find them fren, the question is how fast can you cook them?
1 HOT-and-CREAMY 2019-06-01
I don't mean to brag fren, but it has been said I can cook about 1 million a year!
1 BloodEagleAnimation 2019-06-01
That sounds impossible fren, there's no way someone could have enough ovens for 6 million pizzas! But if he did, he's the best fren we could ever dream of having! :)
1 JHow85 2019-06-01
Sure he could... Let's say he had 3 years and it took 1 hour to fully make a pizza.
He'd have to make about 5500 pizzas a day non stop 24/7 to accomplish the goal of 6 million.
Ok, you're right. it's impossible even if he had a whole army doing it! Silly frens.
1 BloodEagleAnimation 2019-06-01
But fren, that would mean he's making around 230 pizzas a day! And pizzas take at least 2 hours to cook too!
Even if he had a whole army of chefs cooking pizzas, it's still too many to be true, fren.
1 JHow85 2019-06-01
Did I math wrong? Sorry fren, was sleepy!
1 BloodEagleAnimation 2019-06-01
It's okay, goyim, go back to sleepy feels fren
1 JHow85 2019-06-01
200 some an hour
1 BannoMett 2019-06-01
You're right, he would have to have many, many more chefs with him, and be able to bake several pizzas with one oven at once. If he did that, it would probably be possible!
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1 big_pharma_helps_us 2019-06-01
How many pizzas? Within how many years? Wow that a pies Fren.
1 ALLCAPVULGARUSERNAME 2019-06-01
I need 6 million pizzas for my party fren. How long will it take you to make them fren?
1 HOT-and-CREAMY 2019-06-01
Sorry, you're breaking up. Did you say million or gorillion?
1 The4ker 2019-06-01
I hope you didn't forget the 20 gorillion pizza order for long nose fren!
1 RastaLasagna 2019-06-01
Ohh gee wiz that’s gonna take a while, a lot longer than four years, that’s for sure
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1 Shlomo_Shekelstein- 2019-06-01
non frens say this is a not see dog whistle
1 FUCKS_CUCKS 2019-06-01
dogs don't eat pizza fren
1 OpenSVideoEditor 2019-06-01
cheese pitzza is tasty
1 fortnite_burger_ 2019-06-01
Back in the oven, fren? It doesn't look it was ever in the oven before
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