White blood cells are the border patrol of our bodies. We need to let the virii and bacteria in. Skin is just another border that needs to be taken down. That fren isn't sick... He is biologically enriched!
Well, it is also the route of entry. The body is like a donut, so, if things go in one end and out the other, you're safe. But if the donut is breached, if pathogens take a bite of out the donut and start invading, that's another matter. We don't have high levels of bacteria in our blood, that is called sepsis. Bacteria are confined to specific areas, for safety. We cannot allow bacteria to have free reign in our bodies, we must contain them, and then, if we cannot, we must bop them.
What I meant to say was that most of your cell mass is made up of bacteria. What it says in the paper you linked is that bacteria outnumber human DNA cells 10:1
But like the other friends said, a lot of the total body weight comes from other stuff, like water and bones
Well, water is part of cells. It is the universal solvent, after all.
Mostly I don't like it when people say this kind of thing because it minimizes the amazing complexity of life, and human life in particular. Yes, we are all "a bunch of cells", but that's like calling the Mona Lisa "a bunch of pigments in oil on canvas". Frens should recognize the inherent value of each other; the idea that we are just a symbiotic colony of animal and bacteria cells (animal cells are 3 orders of magnitude bigger and more complex than a bacteria cell; comparing them is like comparing a cardboard box to a skyscraper) makes it sound like we're just accidents of nature, but frens know that frens are more than that.
Some nonfrens think they are smart armchair-doctors and will tell him he is meant to be sick and should just live with it. I hope Dr.Fren gets rid of the badness. Praying for you fren.
Oh no this is why itâs important to be healthy and not put bad things into the body. Once there is cancer it spreads and multiplies rapidly. You can still remove the cancer but only by killing every last cancerous cell that is infecting the body. I will pray that Swedish fren removes all its cancerous cells before itâs too late!
Ah yes, comparing ethnic minorities to cancer and pretty much advocating for killing them. Unless I'm completely missing something thats kinda fucked up. Have fun having a quarantined or removed sub in about a month.
Begins to think the Frenworld meme might actually be a bunch of harmless goofballs having fun and not actually associated with the toxic racism side of 4chan.
fren you may think that but the virus/cancer could kill you before you get a chance to recover from it. We love our frens and so we don't want them to happen!
Sometimes Dr. Goldsteins try to give our frens bad medical advise but we always help each other out and help each other stay hydrated!
Fren, if you were sick, wouldn't you want to get healthy? When we see a sick fren, we want to pray for him and help to support his natural immune system against foreign pathogens!
Seems like it could be the only way to keep it from spreading fren... you get the launch codes and I'll get the keys... you know, for the radiation machine.
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8 Throwaway847756438 2019-05-30
White blood cells are the border patrol of our bodies. We need to let the virii and bacteria in. Skin is just another border that needs to be taken down. That fren isn't sick... He is biologically enriched!
5 Seriouscatt 2019-05-30
letthemin fren
Your body has to care for those socioeconomically challenged viruses. Their diversity makes you strong
3 Throwaway847756438 2019-05-30
đđđ this is why I don't immunize or take antibiotics. They are DNA and RNA-ist
1 P0wer0fL0ve 2019-05-30
Divserity does make you strong. Most of your body weight is made up of bacteria, and you wouldn't survive without them
Just don't let in the ones who want to hurt you, and you'll be a healthy fren
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-30
Well, it is also the route of entry. The body is like a donut, so, if things go in one end and out the other, you're safe. But if the donut is breached, if pathogens take a bite of out the donut and start invading, that's another matter. We don't have high levels of bacteria in our blood, that is called sepsis. Bacteria are confined to specific areas, for safety. We cannot allow bacteria to have free reign in our bodies, we must contain them, and then, if we cannot, we must bop them.
1 svda456 2019-05-30
Ferns I think thatâs too much science talk. Weâre supposed to be retarded rasicts remember?
1 Daniel_RM 2019-05-30
BOP
1 Stormageddon223 2019-05-30
BOP
1 MemoryLapse 2019-05-30
Lol, it's not even close to "most of your body weight". Quit talking nonsense.
1 DirtyNooblet 2019-05-30
you're like 70% water it was a non starter lmao
1 P0wer0fL0ve 2019-05-30
Sorry fren, I was being silly
What I meant to say was that most of your cell mass is made up of bacteria. What it says in the paper you linked is that bacteria outnumber human DNA cells 10:1
But like the other friends said, a lot of the total body weight comes from other stuff, like water and bones
1 MemoryLapse 2019-05-30
Well, water is part of cells. It is the universal solvent, after all.
Mostly I don't like it when people say this kind of thing because it minimizes the amazing complexity of life, and human life in particular. Yes, we are all "a bunch of cells", but that's like calling the Mona Lisa "a bunch of pigments in oil on canvas". Frens should recognize the inherent value of each other; the idea that we are just a symbiotic colony of animal and bacteria cells (animal cells are 3 orders of magnitude bigger and more complex than a bacteria cell; comparing them is like comparing a cardboard box to a skyscraper) makes it sound like we're just accidents of nature, but frens know that frens are more than that.
1 bamename 2019-05-30
Do you think just the very presen e of ppl from o e country or another causes social issues?
Also, the state isn't a body lol, you are using a false metaphor of body violation ironically to justify it also against otgers.
2 brunofauth 2019-05-30
Hold on mr clown, what are you doing here? Stop lying to my frens, they donât deserve to be lied to
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-05-30
what do you have against undocumented RNA, fren?
2 brunofauth 2019-05-30
Guess im just a genefash
LET THEM IN đđđ
2 Throwaway847756438 2019-05-30
who HURT YOU, fren?
2 brunofauth 2019-05-30
A doctorfren poked my brains once, since that Iâve never been the same.
We should allow more clowns into our frenly neighborhoods, donât you think fren? They are really funny and we would benefit a lot from having them
2 Throwaway847756438 2019-05-30
I dunno, I just think we need to let doctorfrens snip all the tips, but that's just me.
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1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-30
AIDS is holy, the immune system is facsist. Get AIDS today. Be a hero! Get charged up for the PoCHomoFeminist Empire! Do it now!
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-05-30
Hospitals are privilege plus power. We must smash the hospitocracy.
1 shmukliwhooha 2019-05-30
The body will resent AIDS for this transition since they will play a major role in the biodiversity of the bloodstream.
1 Throwaway847756438 2019-05-30
....But without the AIDS, the host will not survive.
1 bamename 2019-05-30
*viruses
Do you think foreigners are germs?
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5 EndlessDelusion 2019-05-30
Some nonfrens think they are smart armchair-doctors and will tell him he is meant to be sick and should just live with it. I hope Dr.Fren gets rid of the badness. Praying for you fren.
1 falted 2019-05-30
Happy cake day fren.
1 ImmaSuckYoDick 2019-05-30
There is only one way to cure our friend. Its time my brothers and sisters of ice. https://imgur.com/gallery/dnbk7Fx
1 SyntheticSigrunn 2019-05-30
It is... beautiful fren. So colorful.
1 ideserveall 2019-05-30
Well this fren injected himself with all kinds of dirty bacteria and refuses our medicine to boost his white blood cells. I have no hope for him left.
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1 bamename 2019-05-30
Foreigners are a disease?
5 WakaTXranger 2019-05-30
Oh no this is why itâs important to be healthy and not put bad things into the body. Once there is cancer it spreads and multiplies rapidly. You can still remove the cancer but only by killing every last cancerous cell that is infecting the body. I will pray that Swedish fren removes all its cancerous cells before itâs too late!
1 Idontevenknow56 2019-05-30
Ah yes, comparing ethnic minorities to cancer and pretty much advocating for killing them. Unless I'm completely missing something thats kinda fucked up. Have fun having a quarantined or removed sub in about a month.
1 GAMER_GIRL_POO 2019-05-30
Wow. Most (not all) of them are good people with families, dreams, and lives like yours. You should think about what you are saying.
1 MemoryLapse 2019-05-30
Cancer cells have dreams and families, fren?
1 gotwooooshed 2019-05-30
r/frenworld IsNT aLT-rIgHt or wHitE SuPreMaCisT, r/topmindsofreddit iS CRaAAaZy
5 teamdankmemesupreme 2019-05-30
Poor fren is already lost. His white blood cells are being raped and pillaged by the viruses, his immune system will not work!
4 ScuffedRomanReigns 2019-05-30
So sad đđđ 1 updoot = 1 prayer
2 TheCultureOfCritique 2019-05-30
Don't give up on our frens!
So long as we live we can save them, but that means the viruses must be bopped.
4 kingraptor724 2019-05-30
He needs a good dose of #88 medicine fren.
1 Malik-_- 2019-05-30
Whats #88 medicine
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1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-30
Medicine that you have to take 88 times in a row. It;s not fun frens but sometimes it needs to be done :(
1 Firetesticles 2019-05-30
88 times in the span of 14 days,its pretty rough
1 akamaiccs 2019-05-30
what's #88 medicine?
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1 UshankaDalek 2019-05-30
Why is this downvoted? I don't get it either :/
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3 egotisticalnoob 2019-05-30
Fren might get better if he takes the medicines of our culture: airborne, chicken noodle soup, and 7up.
1 Saucebiz 2019-05-30
Thatâs NyQuil, chicken noodle soup, and 7-up, fren.
3 OpenSVideoEditor 2019-05-30
put the fren out of his misery, bop him
3 ScuffedRomanReigns 2019-05-30
Does this have anything to do with the rise in ladyfrens being hurt?
2 ashyboye 2019-05-30
i wil l personelly B O P anybody taht commits no nice to ladyfren.
1 Paladin_of_Prismo 2019-05-30
As all good frens should
1 Seddhledesse 2019-05-30
Must respec m'ladyfren
1 UshankaDalek 2019-05-30
too many ladyfrens pretend they hurt wen they not :( I know one such ladyfren.
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1 iamverysturt 2019-05-30
I've known one too, a psycholadynonfren. Ladyfrens have to be protected from foreign nonfrens
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2 ulster-scot 2019-05-30
Hey thats icefren on that shelf
1 mast0rz 2019-05-30
Have you heard of fren-elf on a shelf?
2 EndlessVoidCallsMe 2019-05-30
Begins to think the Frenworld meme might actually be a bunch of harmless goofballs having fun and not actually associated with the toxic racism side of 4chan.
Sees this post.
Oh.
1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-30
Stay healthy fren! Don't let the viruses invade your body and bop your white blood cells!
1 akamaiccs 2019-05-30
why is sweden portrayed as being invaded by viruses?
1 DMCA_OVERLOAD 2019-05-30
You are the nonfren.
1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-30
I think they got a huge influx of ebola in 2016 :(
Stay hydrated fren!
1 akamaiccs 2019-05-30
ebola? in 2016? wasn't that mainly in west africa?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_African_Ebola_virus_epidemic
1 _WasabiPeas_ 2019-05-30
wake up fren, the world needs you
1 ProteinP 2019-05-30
I think I will to toughen my immune system and therefore be able to defend against stronger threats
1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-30
fren you may think that but the virus/cancer could kill you before you get a chance to recover from it. We love our frens and so we don't want them to happen!
Sometimes Dr. Goldsteins try to give our frens bad medical advise but we always help each other out and help each other stay hydrated!
1 ProteinP 2019-05-30
Vaccines will keep me safe from said viruses and cancer is just apart of life thereâs no real way of getting away from it
1 newgrounds 2019-05-30
No fren, the vaccines got tainted
1 ProteinP 2019-05-30
No fren, what is tainted is your education
1 Plsdontreadthis 2019-05-30
We have radiation treatment, fren!
1 ProteinP 2019-05-30
Radiation kills a lot of good cells in the process and can also be much more damaging to the self than the cancer
1 MemoryLapse 2019-05-30
Why do nonfrens always think the virus won't bop them just because they're nice to the virus? That's what viruses do!
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-30
Fren, if you were sick, wouldn't you want to get healthy? When we see a sick fren, we want to pray for him and help to support his natural immune system against foreign pathogens!
1 22Yesterday22 2019-05-30
YIKES HONEY
1 ziyech0165ehniffoo 2019-05-30
Oh shit youre right
1 SakhalinToTheAinu 2019-05-30
Calling people racis because they have an opinion you donât like isnât very frenly fren...
1 FLRGNBLRG 2019-05-30
Man, I had hope this was just a nice little place trying to separate the meme from the bad, but I can see now I was wrong.
1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-30
You don't like wholesome apu memes?
1 johan_liebert88 2019-05-30
Oh no racism mommy I'm gonna cry :((
1 nationalitarian 2019-05-30
Jag mÄr inte sÄ bra frens
1 CornerOfTheOval 2019-05-30
Vad synd! Vad kan vi göra att hjÀlpa dig?
1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-30
Har du för mÄnga kebabar fren?
1 ducks_are_soft 2019-05-30
Jag har tre kompressor fren
1 RainbowDragQueen 2019-05-30
I hope your fren gets better :( sending goodfren vibes
1 TheWonderworks 2019-05-30
Iceland in the background like
1 HGF88 2019-05-30
He's just so tiny ;-; wanna put him on someone's shoulder
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1 anatolianleopard 2019-05-30
I like how Denmark is smallest Scandinavian country (if we dont count Greenland) in real life but the tallest one in that image
1 7777zahar 2019-05-30
Maybe this fren needs radioactive treatment?
1 MemoryLapse 2019-05-30
Seems like it could be the only way to keep it from spreading fren... you get the launch codes and I'll get the keys... you know, for the radiation machine.
1 Paladin_of_Prismo 2019-05-30
Hey, that chubby fren on the left is me!
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1 Iandemples 2019-05-30
Good luck fren
1 MusseMusselini 2019-05-30
SnÀlla hjÀlp kompis
1 CornerOfTheOval 2019-05-30
FörlÄt, men vi kan inte göra ingenting för dig. Jag hoppas att saker kör bra i futurum
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1 lokiapologist 2019-05-30
I hope our Swedish fren is cured of his virus
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1 pepethefren 2019-05-30
Fren youâve got dinducitus
1 Pine_Apple_Boat 2019-05-30
Poor fren hope he gets better soon
1 YannFann 2019-05-30
so... youâre calling ethnic minorities a virus? Iâm a regular lurker but you guys are just TRYING to get banned, please stop!!
1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-30
No? we're just saying that our fren is sick and we want xim to get better!
1 YannFann 2019-05-30
you and everyone else upvoting this will be directly responsible when this sub gets banned, such a shame too
1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-30
It would be such a shame if the smol brained admins bopped a frenly sub like this. I guess we'd just have to move on and make more frens!
1 Slimeyzilla 2019-05-30
u/nwordcountbot u/YannFann
1 Natsoccer 2019-05-30
Go lurk somewhere else
1 ProteinP 2019-05-30
Why I like the fren memes just not the blatant racism
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1 newgrounds 2019-05-30
Bigbrain fren
1 _WasabiPeas_ 2019-05-30
this fren watches porn for the acting
1 ProteinP 2019-05-30
No I just interbreed to make strong born đ€«
1 MemoryLapse 2019-05-30
Strong, with an IQ of 68.
1 _WasabiPeas_ 2019-05-30
those are your words, not the frens
1 MrGoalden 2019-05-30
Aw Iceland is cute
1 ScuffedRomanReigns 2019-05-30
đ€
1 Nashtak 2019-05-30
Holy fuck. I had my doubts at first but this aint low-key at all. Jesus christ frens.
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1 Mysticalcolin 2019-05-30
My thoughts exactly fren, sub is turning into what it (supposedly) hates most.
1 abelian424 2019-05-30
Look at opâs post history. Heâs autistic, be patient fren
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1 phuq0ff 2019-05-30
At least be subtle with your dogwhistles
1 newgrounds 2019-05-30
No dogfrens here. We use airhorns. Honk honk fren!
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1 Currycell92 2019-05-30
Who is whistling at dog frens, fren? I'm gonna bop them. Dog frens are very sensitive to high pitch sounds and can get hurt listening to whistles.
1 _WasabiPeas_ 2019-05-30
BOP
1 inbredrokk 2019-05-30
This is straight fucking blatant now
1 newgrounds 2019-05-30
Blatent sick fren :(
1 DredgenZeta 2019-05-30
What's blatant, fren?
1 inbredrokk 2019-05-30
Hurrdurr what's blatant xD we are just innocent green frogs why does top minds always attack us :(
1 DredgenZeta 2019-05-30
Ohhh you're a topminder
BOP
1 MemoryLapse 2019-05-30
You could always just stay in your fucking hole, nonfren. Then you wouldn't have to attack anyone!
1 inbredrokk 2019-05-30
I'm not a top minder I'm just saying that you guys complain about tomr attacking you unfairly while upvoting stuff like this
1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-30
Let's bop him together fren, you ready?
1,2,3....BOP!
1 MemoryLapse 2019-05-30
Sorry I'm late! Oh, you got him already... well, I'm sure it was a BOP for the ages, fren!
1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-30
We'll do it next time.
1 GroyperKnows 2019-05-30
Sven
1 algunchico90 2019-05-30
Does he have a disgusting vile virus plaguing his body?
1 HONKTheSystem 2019-05-30
God bless.and keep.you fren đą
1 AmericanCaesar909 2019-05-30
I heard Svea fren is banning Nordic runes. Pray for there recovery frens :(
1 BackwardsNad 2019-05-30
LÄt inte vÄra vidriga medier lura er, frens. Vi uppskattar vÄra grannar djupt.
1 ZFighter2099 2019-05-30
jesus fucking christ. I thought they were reaching but this is blatant as hell.
1 aan1337 2019-05-30
Hmmm I wonder who brings them in frens
1 iXylowg 2019-05-30
Chapo Trap House is gonna flip shit over this one lol
1 Currycell92 2019-05-30
Chapo nonfrens are not welcome here.
1 burn_coal 2019-05-30
CTH is in a perpetual state of flipping
1 Gnome-Home 2019-05-30
I say he needs chemo therapy
1 baldee98 2019-05-30
prayforswefren
1 ahora 2019-05-30
swefren. I like that.
1 grootdaddy 2019-05-30
What happened to our Swedish frens?
1 Ralik2D 2019-05-30
Svea have been infected by non frens for a long time, do as dr.dana and vacsinate your boarders. Stay safe scadi frens.
1 St0rm3rX 2019-05-30
Svae is not sick, hes just different. Saying he is sick just because he isnât green is a nonfren thing to do.
1 kryptkeeperkoop 2019-05-30
All frens are green, fren
1 despitebeing13pc 2019-05-30
stop fren, your white blood cells have done weak
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no known cure for immuno-deficiency
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let be a warning to all
1 Jon_fosseti 2019-05-30
Why are we hanging on the wall?
1 YoungVilkas 2019-05-30
This post is just about the least subtle thing I've ever seen. Embarrassing.
1 brunofauth 2019-05-30
Iceland fren is so cute in that shelf
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1 doomedrig 2019-05-30
https://www.thelocal.se/20190529/increase-in-swedens-rape-statistics-cant-be-tied-to-refugee-influx-study-suggests
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1 doomedrig 2019-05-30
Whoever just commented to me got shadowbanned.
1 kryptkeeperkoop 2019-05-30
Studies suggest a lot of retarded shit
1 FoxyRDT 2019-05-30
https://acidmuncher.wordpress.com/2017/02/26/swedens-government-is-not-entirely-honest/
1 bamename 2019-05-30
Why is it a brown colour? What?
Ylu know who also really liked this kind of metaphkr throughout history lol
1 jmwturner 2019-05-30
Mmmm, tasty plausible deniability.
1 SevenBall 2019-05-30
But fren is not sick. Fren is getting better. He feel sick because he is healing. That means the heal is working.
1 SnasThicc 2019-05-30
u/nwordcountbot Firetesticles
0 goldrat1 2019-05-30
...I mean, this comment section lookin kinda quirky doe...
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1 bugbugbug3719 2019-05-30
kinda?
2 goldrat1 2019-05-30
Mmmmh, white blood cells and viruses... really arenât very subtle.
1 bugbugbug3719 2019-05-30
As subtle as a sledgehammer.
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-30
Fren, we're talking about immunology, it's science.
1 bugbugbug3719 2019-05-30
I also fucking love science, fren!
1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-30
I know right? White blood cells don't get along well with viruses :(
Viruses keep bopping the poor white blood cells
1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-30
White blood cells are clearly prejudiced.
1 lokiapologist 2019-05-30
weâre really into biology around here fren!
1 Malik-_- 2019-05-30
Whats #88 medicine
1 akamaiccs 2019-05-30
what's #88 medicine?
1 ProteinP 2019-05-30
Vaccines will keep me safe from said viruses and cancer is just apart of life thereâs no real way of getting away from it
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1 Mysticalcolin 2019-05-30
My thoughts exactly fren, sub is turning into what it (supposedly) hates most.
1 abelian424 2019-05-30
Look at opâs post history. Heâs autistic, be patient fren
1 MemoryLapse 2019-05-30
Why do nonfrens always think the virus won't bop them just because they're nice to the virus? That's what viruses do!
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