I’m scared frens, why are non-friens so mean

42  2019-05-30 by danklasagnia

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The non frens just don’t understand our frenly ways, fren.

they are super jealous of our frenliness

i think they were hurt by nonfrens when they were tadfrens and are angry at the frenly world because we were so frenly we even let in nonfrens that ended up hurting them and they blame all of us frens.

After they destroyed in their shitty lives all that is good, like family, parenthood, national traditions, gender roles, etc. they are angry they were unable to destroy our frenliness.

They are like robots, programmed to destroy anything that is beautiful, meaningful and significant in exchange for a few highs watching their new shitty Netflix show season.

That's why they compete to be the greatest victim, so anyone else cares for them and their shitty decisions, but we only care about frens!