r/frenworld: Apu Häyhä is here to protect you from the invasion by red non-frens

Apu Häyhä is here to protect you from the invasion by red non-frens

366 2019-05-29 by ava30

34 comments

3 Lets_Skedadle 2019-05-29

Yes go go go white death fren! Get those filthy red nonfrens!

2 satanicpriest13 2019-05-29

You watch the fronines fren, and I'll root out non frens within with my comrades of Secret Service.

1 ava30 2019-05-29

I'm sure the green death will be enough to scare away any chappos or topminds trying to illegally cross the border into frenworld.

3 satanicpriest13 2019-05-29

The best years of my life were spent bopping communists. I never once thought of retiring.

1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-29

We must recognize that crossing the line is an act of war---war is a state of affairs, not a declaration. If nonfrens are crossing the line, we have a right of self-defense, they are not allowed to cross into us.

1 ava30 2019-05-29

That's true fren but I still think that if you want peace you have to prepare for war. Showing our might to the non-frens and scaring them away is much preferable to having to fight them.

1 RadiantUpstairs 2019-05-29

Of course, fren, but it a good offense is also the best defense.

Do you let your enemy get close to the goal before you kick him in the shins, or do you do that downfield so he gets the message?

1 WakaTXranger 2019-05-29

We must bop this “Joey steel” the Chapo nonfrens keep talking about

1 lillildipsy 2019-05-29

can they defend from frickthealtright?

1 ava30 2019-05-29

All non-frens will be stopped at the border. Unless they cross during my tendie break.

1 niceguynatsoc 2019-05-29

iTs oK iF tHeY iNvAdE aS lOnG aS tHeY dO iT lEGaLlY

t. non fren

1 ava30 2019-05-29

Don't be silly, every attempt to cross the border by a non-fren is illegal.

1 niceguynatsoc 2019-05-29

I agree fren, but those sneaky non frens are trying to make it legal, and tell us that it's ok because it's legal.

1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-29

Will apu protect us against the nosefrens too?

2 ava30 2019-05-29

During the second world unfrenliness in the army of frenland both fren and nosefren fought together with no distinction between each other against the red menace.

1 Eugene_TerrBL 2019-05-29

I like the nosefrens who keep their different colored crayons in different boxes! A box for each color of crayon so none of them get lost!

But there are some nosefrens who are nonfrens :( they try to mix up the boxes and confuse everyone! We need to bop them!

1 GreatEmuWarVeteran2 2019-05-29

nosefren subversion

reds are all nosefrens

1 ava30 2019-05-29

That's a good reason to keep an eye out on any nosefrens for any unfrenly business, but not a reason to call the nosefren in the trench next to mine bopping reds a non-fren.

1 GreatEmuWarVeteran2 2019-05-29

be careful fren, many Germans fought with nosefrens only to be stabbed in the back by them in WW1

1 SpaceDog777 2019-05-29

Please no shoot fren!

1 BigSpoon__ 2019-05-29

Nosefrens arent frenlands problem nor ene-mee

1 GreatEmuWarVeteran2 2019-05-29

your nose is showing, nonfren

1 [deleted] 2019-05-29

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1 SHUTTHEFUCKUPWEEBS 2019-05-29

A good commie is a bopped commie. Bop them all fren