Oh no frens, I got arrested for insider trading. This is my cell mate, Dindu. I keep asking him why he got arrested, but he just keeps saying his name, “Dindu”

31  2019-05-27 by WakaTXranger

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Don’t prisons usually keep inside traders separate from the dindu frens?

I’m at the county jail right now, just got arrested. My attorney Alan Shapiro Katzgoldbergstein is coming to bail me out any minute

Inmate number 1488.

Is he frenly?

No, I I don’t like that look Dindu has in his eyes