Fren I have the same problem. My frens need 6 million batches of cookies within the next 5 years... I only have 6 ovens that can each cook 1 batch of cookies per hour. Even with perfect efficiency I can only cook 262,800 batches of cookies for my frens.
I am freaking out frens, it's just not possible... I am going to let all my frens down :(
Clowns can choose not to be clowns. That's the difference. Frogs can't choose how light or dark they are, but they can help whether or not they hate other frogs for how dark or light their skin is
You aren’t fooling anybody. Nazis went from taking over Europe to baby talking with frog memes on the internet and dog-whistling with a fucking bullhorn. It’s kind of hilarious how pathetic it is.
I know what do fren. Just give frens the 262,000 cookies, and tell them you made 6,000,000. Their tummies will be so full from all the cookies they won’t even know the difference!
Those figures have been debunked numerous times. They only account for people with proper credentials. Many people didn’t have any so they weren’t reported.
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1 LunarHypnosis 2019-05-22
confused
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1 MarkimusMeridius 2019-05-22
Fren I have the same problem. My frens need 6 million batches of cookies within the next 5 years... I only have 6 ovens that can each cook 1 batch of cookies per hour. Even with perfect efficiency I can only cook 262,800 batches of cookies for my frens.
I am freaking out frens, it's just not possible... I am going to let all my frens down :(
1 Take-The-Honk-Pill 2019-05-22
maybe if i help you fren we can bake all the cookies in time
1 line------line------ 2019-05-22
If we could all work together we could have your friend those cookies in less than 5 years!! Let’s help a fellow fren out!!
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1 madviIIian 2019-05-22
lol, morons
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1 t21t 2019-05-22
I mean, what? This doesn’t even make any sense?? My fren just said he’s running the numbers! Holocaust? Huh?
1 TheGrassWhistle 2019-05-22
Lol we know you’re dumb, but you aren’t that dumb. You know exactly what this post it.
1 DrGu 2019-05-22
Am dumb fren, can yo splain?
1 _____FIST_ME_____ 2019-05-22
Do you really think people aren't going to read between the lines with all this shit? It isn't even subtle.
1 Aoip2337 2019-05-22
Stop being so hateful fren :(
1 Take-The-Honk-Pill 2019-05-22
me confused, im trying to count how many cookies i sold to my frens
1 saurontrump 2019-05-22
gtfo clown, we true frens see through your shitty disguise
1 Take-The-Honk-Pill 2019-05-22
clowns can be frens too, you raging anti clownite
1 saurontrump 2019-05-22
Clowns can choose not to be clowns. That's the difference. Frogs can't choose how light or dark they are, but they can help whether or not they hate other frogs for how dark or light their skin is
1 Take-The-Honk-Pill 2019-05-22
yea that sounds like nonfren speak BOP
1 TheWonderworks 2019-05-22
Nonfren detected. Initiating bopping sequence in..
BOP
1 awesomeasianguy 2019-05-22
that's a BOP
1 TheGrassWhistle 2019-05-22
You aren’t fooling anybody. Nazis went from taking over Europe to baby talking with frog memes on the internet and dog-whistling with a fucking bullhorn. It’s kind of hilarious how pathetic it is.
1 Furscist 2019-05-22
Bop!
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1 MarkimusMeridius 2019-05-22
I just googled this holocaust thing, death by fire? I don't want my cookies to burn frens. Please don't set my cookies on fire.
1 MemoryLapse 2019-05-22
Fren, I don't want you to be scared.
Try n google "Holocoaster" instead!
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1 BorisHisJohnson 2019-05-22
Would it help if I remodeled your kitchen and build a chimney after the 5 year period.
1 DicksOutForDraymond 2019-05-22
Could u remodel my pool too?
1 Vercingetorix_1 2019-05-22
I know what do fren. Just give frens the 262,000 cookies, and tell them you made 6,000,000. Their tummies will be so full from all the cookies they won’t even know the difference!
1 die_katze 2019-05-22
you are missing the super secret kosher sauce, fren
1 WakaTXranger 2019-05-22
People will inflate the numbers and round of for dramatic effect
1 BlyatsForDays 2019-05-22
Where’s the source for 271,000?
1 ___Kek___ 2019-05-22
The Polish Red Cross
1 BlyatsForDays 2019-05-22
Those figures have been debunked numerous times. They only account for people with proper credentials. Many people didn’t have any so they weren’t reported.
1 WhatACohencidence 2019-05-22
Riddle me this. What’s wants open borders but has many walls, fren?
1 Take-The-Honk-Pill 2019-05-22
shapeshifting honklers
1 WhatACohencidence 2019-05-22
Fellow honklers
1 saurontrump 2019-05-22
gtfo clown, we true frens see through your shitty disguise