I keep running the numbers frens and every time it comes up 271,000 what am i missing?

38  2019-05-22 by Take-The-Honk-Pill

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Fren I have the same problem. My frens need 6 million batches of cookies within the next 5 years... I only have 6 ovens that can each cook 1 batch of cookies per hour. Even with perfect efficiency I can only cook 262,800 batches of cookies for my frens.

I am freaking out frens, it's just not possible... I am going to let all my frens down :(

maybe if i help you fren we can bake all the cookies in time

If we could all work together we could have your friend those cookies in less than 5 years!! Let’s help a fellow fren out!!

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lol, morons

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I mean, what? This doesn’t even make any sense?? My fren just said he’s running the numbers! Holocaust? Huh?

Lol we know you’re dumb, but you aren’t that dumb. You know exactly what this post it.

Am dumb fren, can yo splain?

Do you really think people aren't going to read between the lines with all this shit? It isn't even subtle.

Stop being so hateful fren :(

me confused, im trying to count how many cookies i sold to my frens

name is "Take-The-Honk-Pill"

buh-buh-buh----buh I no try deny Holocaust! I jus wan be fren!

gtfo clown, we true frens see through your shitty disguise

clowns can be frens too, you raging anti clownite

Clowns can choose not to be clowns. That's the difference. Frogs can't choose how light or dark they are, but they can help whether or not they hate other frogs for how dark or light their skin is

yea that sounds like nonfren speak BOP

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that's a BOP

You aren’t fooling anybody. Nazis went from taking over Europe to baby talking with frog memes on the internet and dog-whistling with a fucking bullhorn. It’s kind of hilarious how pathetic it is.

Bop!

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I just googled this holocaust thing, death by fire? I don't want my cookies to burn frens. Please don't set my cookies on fire.

Fren, I don't want you to be scared.

Try n google "Holocoaster" instead!

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Would it help if I remodeled your kitchen and build a chimney after the 5 year period.

Could u remodel my pool too?

I know what do fren. Just give frens the 262,000 cookies, and tell them you made 6,000,000. Their tummies will be so full from all the cookies they won’t even know the difference!

you are missing the super secret kosher sauce, fren

People will inflate the numbers and round of for dramatic effect

Where’s the source for 271,000?

The Polish Red Cross

Those figures have been debunked numerous times. They only account for people with proper credentials. Many people didn’t have any so they weren’t reported.

Riddle me this. What’s wants open borders but has many walls, fren?

shapeshifting honklers

Fellow honklers

name is "Take-The-Honk-Pill"

buh-buh-buh----buh I no try deny Holocaust! I jus wan be fren!

gtfo clown, we true frens see through your shitty disguise