My parents were arguing last night. I think my moms been having an affair with someone named Lavon. I tried to find out more but they won’t tell me anything. Can any of you frens help me find out what’s really going on?

366  2019-05-21 by The_Russian_Troll

45 comments

1  VersusArdua 2019-05-21

oh no fren! thats not very nice. Mabye Lavon can be fren too

1  The_Russian_Troll 2019-05-21

I just want to know more about the Lavon affair. I don’t want my parents to get divorced.

1  Kuuke 2019-05-21

Have you tried asking your parents about it, fren? My parents have always been very open with me, but I dont know about yours. I'm sorry if she is having an affair. Affairs aren't very frenly.

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1  S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-21

I think they were watching a comedian at the King David Hotel, and he was bombing. Then I think they went to the Vela restaurant where there was some kind of incident.

Maybe google can help us find some info about the bombing at the King David Hotel, the Lavon Affair or the Vela Incident

1  armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-21

Perhaps we should ask their Egyptian friend, Susannah Operación.

1  Take-The-Honk-Pill 2019-05-21

maybe try google fren, search lavon affair maybe lavon sleeps around

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1  its_meKnightSwolaire 2019-05-21

If I were your father I wouldn’t argue and walk.

I know that’s not good to hear fren, but in the end if your mom is cheating on your dad, you will not respect your dad for staying. Trust me, I know this first hand :(

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1  Firetesticles 2019-05-21

I heard of that guy,I think he worked on the USS Liberty years ago,idk what happened that ship

1  MagmaShark 2019-05-21

I heard the ship went down as a blood sacrifice

1  hitchthumb 2019-05-21

What are we talking about, fellow frens?

1  Ipaidformyaccount 2019-05-21

afraid this Lavon guy very dangerous. Stay safe fren

1  bigdaddyhashbrown 2019-05-21

Can you please explain fren?

1  WeaponizedAutism777 2019-05-21

What’s there to explain about Lavon and the affair?

1  bigdaddyhashbrown 2019-05-21

I just want to know more about this “lavon”, idk

1  JoJoReferences 2019-05-21

Perhaps you should google "the Lavon affair" fren

1  Happy-THOTs 2019-05-21

This is coded antisemitism.

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1  hitchthumb 2019-05-21

Non-frens: try to mass-bop frens

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Frens: "no, non-frens, you can't do that"

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Non-frens: "you can't talk about this! This is anti-frenitism!"

1  braighdentheviking 2019-05-21

Lavon and other non-frens like him are responsible for over 50% of the crime despite making up 6% of the population.

1  bigdaddyhashbrown 2019-05-21

😮 oh my

1  WakaTXranger 2019-05-21

Lavon will probably blame the affair on some sandfrens, don’t let your dad believe it fren!

1  anakonga 2019-05-21

That sneaky nonfren. He is responsible for 99% of nonfrenly affairs

1  Bubba421 2019-05-21

sandfren? what is that?

1  VersusArdua 2019-05-21

A fren who inhabits sand

1  Natsoccer 2019-05-21

You're dad will end up paying 38 billion in alimony if he's not careful

1  CmonPeopleGetReal 2019-05-21

Not good at math, how much is that in tendies?

1  Natsoccer 2019-05-21

Approximately 6 gorillion good boy points

1  trembling-hands 2019-05-21

Your dad is getting cucked, fren.

1  STBPDL 2019-05-21

The reason your hands tremble is you drink too much fren.

1  LS788 2019-05-21

I'm sorry my fren, but this is not something I can help you with. However I can offer many hugs

1  Biggest_Midget 2019-05-21

I like how very few people actually know about the Lavon Affair. Please Google it guys

1  Lenin321 2019-05-21

Surprisingly [{{wikipedia}}] is pretty good on it

1  Krempsmith 2019-05-21

M-ds are either complicit or clueless.

1  xfinity12345 2019-05-21

Do you have something against people discussing terrorism attempts, fren?

1  Krempsmith 2019-05-21

No, but the m-ds have declared war, at least in words.

1  xfinity12345 2019-05-21

How so?

1  Krempsmith 2019-05-21

They recent PSA said they were trying to get rid of certain references to certain peoples.

1  TheCultureOfCritique 2019-05-21

Affairs are harmful, undermining our trust. Especially when so many lawyers are involved. Do not trust them, or anyone who tries to cover up Lavon's nefarious deeds.

1  greviangrievances 2019-05-21

Don't worry, my parents haven't loved each other in over a decade and they're still married.

1  JHow85 2019-05-21

Sowwy fren. We all hurt with you.

1  Mossad_Whacked_JFK 2019-05-21

laughings

1  Razingamer267 2019-05-21

She must have been lavoning those nuts.

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1  Lenin321 2019-05-21

Surprisingly [{{wikipedia}}] is pretty good on it