its sad .

Is oke fren, we here for you

Build a fire. Use big logs and make yourself a roaring fire. That grill probably makes fires using coal, but you're a fren, and frens use logs.

Kek

Keking harder

make sure you stay far away even when the nonfren hurts her!

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This is important fren!

frens try to be frens with everyone

frens forgive, especially nonfrens

frens are frenly

I have a secret tip for you fren, if you slap your peepee around until it throws up milkies, you will not care about grils for 5 or 10 solid, peaceful minutes.

Use sparingly, fren

Can’t I just use it ever 5 to 10 minutes to keep forgetting fren?

You will chafe your peepee, fren!

Then you will transform into a nonfren.

r/NoFap can be your best fren, fren

I second this

If you're willing to go harder on the redpill, r/MGTOW might also help you out, but only if you have critical thinking

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#1: name is Park Dae Sung. On another fight night before that, he got falsely accused of sexual harrasment because he grabbed a ring girl by the ribs (with gloves on) to take pictures. Since he got into trouble for nothing, he refuzed to stand near another ring girl to do the traditional winner photo. | 269 comments
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I second this fren

What did he say?

Something about MGTOW but nonfrens whiteknights downvoted him too much what a clown world :(

Just label everything you don't like as evil (or clowny) and you'll never have a reason to push yourself to improve.

Mgtow is basically just grown men still believing girls have cooties, and then wondering why women don't like them

I feel like it do not have anything to do with men against women as individuals, it has more to do with a fight against a broken legal system from where it stems. Kinda like the black lives matters movements. Where a group of people get together to raise awareness for something they feel is unjust.

And it's kinda sad that these "privileged men" get bashed so much for voicing their opinion on a subject that hits close too home for a lot of people.

I think taking the debate would be healthier then just calling crying man babies.

though personally emphasizing personally, watching international relations, media coverage and trends, makes me wanna give up on the world and call clown world.

Now I might get downvoted for defending MGTOWs, hoonk pillers, or other groups, people don't agree with but if I can make just a couple of people think about the bigger picture before trying to shout the loudest maybe, just maybe will the world be a little nicer in due time.

So stay woke fren.

Fuck that unfrenly shit

Agreed fren.

Literally just re-named incels

Women are nonfrens. If you defend them, you’re clearly a nonfren

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Fuck off troll. Your giving topfags a reason the get this sub banned.

BOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOPBOP

bop

are frens soliciting the placebo effect really frens?

Sugar pills have made me 10x more frenly

It’s not a placebo, fren. It’s setting a goal and achieving it. That isn’t placebo.

for 5 or 10 solid, peaceful minutes.

Are we literally slapping so you can last that long?

Plus, I find depression/truth about reality hits much harder with post nut clarity. PNC quite often ruins an otherwise good wank for me.

Unethical life hack, fren

Moar liek life whack, amirite?

Lmao

Wow! Really fren?

It doesn't work for me fren, i think about her before during and after

Dis doesn’t work fren just gets rid of the want for that not the want for the relationship

It'll get better fren. Keep on trucking.

Big Sad is better than STD.

Is true, few things in life are worse feel that Stolen Tendie Disorder :(

fren maries gril

gril divorces fren

gril gets the all of fren's house-tendies and bank-tendies

gril steals all of fren's wage-tendies for alimony

fren comits frenicide

Frenicide is not very frenly fren, better to run away to a far away land.

Maybe the feemail is a nonfren then, how could she like nonfrens if she’s a fren?

I wondered too, fren

All people are frens. Maybe you're the nonfren, fren.

I wish that was true but not all people are frenly

The way to make frens is to be frens to everyone, even nonfrens. Especially nonfrens.

Fren remember the paradox of frenliness, if frens are frenly without limit, frens ability to be frenly is destroyed by nonfrens

If frens are only frenly to frens, then other groups of frens will consider them nonfrens. Why would you be nonfrens when you could be frens?

but nonfrens don't want to be frens otherwise they would be frens:(

Maybe they want to be frens, but are scared to be frens. If you treat them like nonfrens, they'll never be frens.

There's a difference between being frenly and being frens, fren.

Be frenly to all. Be frens only with frens.

Your logic doesn't make sense. You say "all people are frens", then go on to accuse someone of being a non fren.

every fren deserves a girlfren

And every girl fren deserves a fren

Ah, get cucked faggot

Wat

What do you mean "What". Are you slow?

Fucking 10 mins limit

Wat

Fucking retard. No wonder you're suscribed here

WAT

Wat

that’s not very frenly of you >:(

Go back to A^gainst Hate Subreddit non-fren

Bop

Go back to playing pubg mobile nonfren

Go back to your -7 karma dipshit

Not being a part of circlejerks is a bad thing? Keep validating yourself with fake internet points.

? Im just saying that guy tells me to shut up when his account doesnt even have 1 karma. You know who has <1 karma after 1 month of activity? Trolls

No not that, I'm saying that people with a negative karma after 1 month of activity means he's likely a troll. But I'm glad everyone is ignoring this.

Hey now, fren. Pubg is a good game, and some of us frens can't afford fancy computers.

Fren, it's so fucking irrelevant. There are literallt billions of women out there. You'll find the one. I always thought my ex was the one, but when we got together i regretted being with her so much, that i eventually left her. People are waaaaaay different than you know them to be.

she was never wirth it fren you'd only be in big sad relationship fren

i’m sorry! there will be kore of them, try not to dwell on it

Pleny more fishys in the sea fren. You'll find the right fren 4 u. Keep at it

We are all with you fren, stay stron.

I know it's hard for you but respect her decision fren.

its alright fren, getting a girlfriend isnt top priority

you’ll get through it fren, we believe in you

We got yer back, fren

don’t worry fren, if she won’t settle for a fren then she’s not worth it :(

Why settle? The most important part of boyfren is fren

sorry I meant boyfren

Do some work fren then the big sad will fade into the background.

Get busy preparing tendies or get busy being sad.

Dear fren,

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I know it is difficult to surf the kali-yuga. Our frens are destroyed mentally, spiritually, and (at least inter-generationally) physically. Improve yourself. Become more frenly. Hail frenship.

Don't worry fren. Your frens are here for you.

LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW.

The only thing to do now is ask out her best friend. I don't care if you like her. I don't care that she's obviously going to say no. Just do it.

Let everyone know that you don't care about her in particular you just want a qt gf. It's the only way to make a 10/10 recovery.

YES

That’s called being desperate, fren

Asking a girl out and handling the rejection well is a million times better for your reputation than doing nothing. It confirms the following.

1. You confirmed aren't gay.
2. You aren't too beta to ask a girl out.
3. You can handle a no without turning into a psycho

Being afraid of being seen as desperate is how you end up a forever alone wizard.

Everybody already saw OP wait too long with whats-her-name. It's important he be seen asking out someone.

Girls will see OP is a straight non-beta looking for a gf and some might start considering him as a partner if they didn't notice him before.

Are... Are you being serious or are you memeing?

Are you expecting women to just throw themselves at you?

No, it's just that your first thought is to try and defend your sexuality rather than handling the breakup like a normal human being

... what?

I think we're having two different conversations. What breakup?

She was never OPs gf to begin with. I'm assuming he never asked her.

That's why I put breakup in quotes.

The fact is, OP is sad because they didn't act. I'm saying OP should think stuff over for a little while rather than immediately trying to date this girl's friends

That’s not what’s crazy about it, what’s crazy is believing that other peoples’ views of you both function like that OR matter. Getting rejected can suck and everything you suggested they do in response is not only social suicide but the wildest shit I’ve heard in a WHILE.

If you get rejected, respect their wishes and reflect on why they said no. Then once you’ve spent a healthy amount of time getting back on your feet and hit the dating scene again.

"Hey, do you want to go the dance with me? No?
Okay, well, I'll still see you around school."

Social suicide he says. LMAO. Enjoy Fortnite, my wizard friend.

Bruh

fren don't ask her out immediately tho, it would look weird. wait for a couple of days

Sorry to hear she’s a nonfren-lover

Hang in there fren, it gets better :)

Literally me last night not even kidding, lol there is other things in life fren keep on pushing

Dude I am sure the guy she is with will treat her right no need to be sad you will find someone :)

Why is this shit on my r/all. Get away from me.

Bop

he browses all

Freny beny finna cringe

Come get tendies with me and some other frens today, its on me.

If she would date a non-fren, she didn't deserve you anyway fren. No worry, be happys.

Does non fren = people who listen to music through speakers on public transit

no those are just frens who believe music should be shared

I’ll make sex to u fren

Not before marriage

So this is like babytalk 4chan. Noted.

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It's a community for frog pictures, poor-me sob stories, and enabling antisocial behavior.

I'm being glib for the sake of jokes. Of all the places I'd least expect to have to explain that...

you deserve someone better than her, fren.

Good for you. She was not worthy, fren. You deserve the best. Stay strong.

Next time you think of her, tug pee pee and in the afterglow if you don't have feelings for her you will know she wasn't the one, fren.

Many crushes are mostly sexual urges camouflage themselves as something greater. Move on and find trad wife material.

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I will be your goth big titty girlfrined

Don’t worry fren we are here for a fren

It’s okay fren. We all get the big sad eventually.

Plenty more frogs in the pond fren!

Time to hit the gym and lift away the pain fren :) Cuter girl frens will notice a swole fren.

Same my fren same

If you make it to 30 without grill you become a wizard fren, don't worry!

Dont torture yourself.

Giga F

Aw :( it will get better fren, hang in there!

If only Chads were frens

Dating a nonfren is just like being a nonfren yourself. Sounds like you got lucky, fren.

Same fren. The nonfren was more rude than me :( Should I be rude too?

Dony worry fren we are here for u

You are too good for her fren. If she likes nonfrens then just find a gf who is a good fren. good luck!

Don't worry fren, we will keep you cozy for now

Fren, we are supporting you

Why is he a nonfren?

Hope you get better fren

This sub is moderated by a plant by the reddit admins.

we all have our crush-frens taken every now and then. the important part is to keep your chin up and know that they turned down the bestest of boi frens

Did you ask her out fren? Everyday you don't is a chance for a nonfren to take her! Feel better fren!

I am currently dating the love of my life, try harder scrub

It ok fren you will find better fren-girl

Yu ar not alone fren their are plenty of grill ferns in da sea

It's ok fren, I'm sure your pepe is bigger.

Maybe it's a symptom of you talking like and baby and posting frog pictures on the internet?

Non fren: SPOTTED

wish it was so, fren, but there's some ugly stuff going on underneath the truly wholesome posts

Listen fren i know it hurts but remember you are special and there is someone out there for you,just because the grill you like is datind a nonfren doesnt mean you cant be frens with her still so just be optimistic fren :)

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Fren I've had this before but you just have to except it and move on

Don't boop nonfrens for this

I’m sorry fren! There’s a lot more frens in the sea.

It'll get better fren

Don't worry fren, it's ok. The grill I liked hurt me hard, and I was with the big sad for months. When she dated a nonfren for a week she came back soon after saying she realized her mistake. There is hope, fren, but do not let the big sad take you over. You will let the nonfrens win!

There’s frenlier frens out there, just you wait and see, fren!

I still loev u fren!

Of course fren!

fren, once you realize theres more to loving others, such as loving yourself, you will realize that your happiness and ability to spread it is your ultimate bes fren ❤️

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I'm sorry fren! Lot sof hugs to you fren! I hope tihngs get better for you in the future!

Wtf does this even mean? Is non frend in this context is non white? Wtf

Yeah that's exactly what it means. Typical of Americans, getting cucked by black dudes and then crying about it online

Bop

this has happened to me many times, if you are trying to get with someone. You should take your chances as soon as possible cause 1 day there gonna think your just wanting to be friends. There gonna get with someone else and your gonna be to late. I learned this the hard way and I didn’t have anybody there for me when I was hurt. I didn’t have anyone to check up on me ever. I still don’t to this day but you know what. I don’t care anymore. If they want to look at you as a friend then you should do the same. If they try to make you like them then you need to leave them cause they just want attention. Once you stop caring and you put yourself before others. People will soon understand. The girl I liked is just a friend of mine now and I never speak to her anymore. She didn’t care at all so I knew that I had went for the wrong person. 1 other thing, don’t introduce 1 friend to someone you like cause for me, that just made everyone push me away including my bestfriend. In my experience, I’m just there for when no one else is. But they find someone else, they leave. Now I’m a jerk and I’m rude to people cause of what people have done to me and everything everyone has put me through. But I’m willing to give out advice since that’s the only thing I seem to be good at

Dont worry about it fren, we gotchu :)

All your true frens will always be here for you fren.

liking grills

I got bad news for you fren

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Nonfrens treat their women better which is why they don’t like fat meanie frens like u

Don’t hang around on pro-genocide subs I won’t hurt ur feels badguy

thus and this

Bop

Not as things you find on basically every sub as yo momma!

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You will be okay fren! You will find a new girl fren. You can do it!

Probably best to just kill yourself.

F

We’re here for you my fren. Frens better than any grill

She was never worth your time if she was willing to go to that level.

Wat

that’s not very frenly of you >:(

Go back to A^gainst Hate Subreddit non-fren

Bop

Go back to playing pubg mobile nonfren

The way to make frens is to be frens to everyone, even nonfrens. Especially nonfrens.

I'm being glib for the sake of jokes. Of all the places I'd least expect to have to explain that...