Oh fren, if someone is so mentally deficient that they can turn sticks into some symbol of a political ideology, they are beyond help. I think their mommy enjoy smokey-sticks while they were in her belly.
If you want to carry a lot of firewood you bundle it together.. Das just how camping works, fren :)
Smokey sticks and smelly salt is bad, fren. That’s how my cousin Jared became such a no fun fuddy dud. Just be careful in the wild, we’re all a little concerned for you is all.
Sure, but what would you call an axe with a handle made of bundled sticks? I mean that’s exactly what it looks like, but let’s pretend it’s not. What would you call that device though?
What are you talking about, of course they did. It’s so well known that it’s name was used for a political ideology. It looks exactly how you’ve drawn yours.
So why don’t you just say what it’s called? We both know you know. Is it because it ruins the illusion?
Uh, no fren. The Romans never once used an axe with bundled sticks as a weapon. Ever.
The only thing that's even close was the the axe and rods carried by members of the Lictor's Guild, which was purely symbolic. It represented the power of patrician senators. It was not once ever used as a weapon. The axe and rod carried by lictors, however, is entirely different than a camp axe and firewood. Firstsly, the axe protruded from within the rods, not out the top. Secondly it was a bronze woodcutters axe, not a steel camp axe. And the only political ideology it ever stood for was the power of Republican Rome and representative government, hence why it's on the Lincoln Memorial and inside the House of Congress.
So not only are you wrong about every single thing you said, but I'm curious as to what your problem is with representative governance. What are you, like a notsee or something?
It’s okay, you don’t need to speak Latin. The fact that you know what a lictor was means you obviously know the name of the iconic tool they carried.
And the fact that you’re trying so deliberately and desperately to not admit that your guy is carrying a fasces is also telling. What motivation could one have for not wanting to call a fasces a fasces?
But Mr. Frog isn't carrying what the lictors carried, fren. As I already explained to your stupid ass, they carried a bronze axe bound WITHIN rods not a camp axe carried with firewood. Do you look at a submarine and call it a car? You seem to have some sort of developmental disorder if you can't even tell things apart.
And I'm not sure what motivation you are talking about, I don't speak Latin so I wasn't aware of what a feces was. But I have no problem with representative governments, you however seem to. Are you like a fan of totalitarian regimes or something? That's not very frenly. Government power should be derived from the people, fren. I think you may be some kind of notsee, fren. Pls seek help.
But Mr. Frog isn't carrying what the lictors carried, fren. As I already explained to your stupid ass
I thought we were frens
hey carried a bronze axe bound WITHIN rods not a camp axe carried with firewood.
These are indistinguishable in this picture. I've never seen a camp axe with a long, thin, straight handle, as you've put in this picture. This person is obviously carrying a fasces. Can you show me someone doing this (carrying wood with an axe) who isn't carrying a fasces?
And I'm not sure what motivation you are talking about, I don't speak Latin so I wasn't aware of what a feces was.
Nobody asked you what feces was, we're talking about a fasces, which you obviously know about if you know the word lictor. Otherwise, please tell me where your knowledge of lictors comes from? How are you so knowledgeable about them but totally ignorant about their tool which you referenced existing in American iconography too? How could you even reference the American iconography of the fasces without knowing exactly what it was?
But I have no problem with representative governments, you however seem to.
What would give you that indication?
Government power should be derived from the people, fren.
I agree, and again I wonder what would give you any idea that I'm not in favor of this?
I've always wanted to go camping with frens. Just all out there. Enjoying nature. Having a few beers. A few of us go fishing, hunting, etc. Another one is cooking or doing whatever.
Uh, no fren. The Romans never once used an axe with bundled sticks as a weapon. Ever.
The only thing that's even close was the the axe and rods carried by members of the Lictor's Guild, which was purely symbolic. It represented the power of patrician senators. It was not once ever used as a weapon. The axe and rod carried by lictors, however, is entirely different than a camp axe and firewood. Firstsly, the axe protruded from within the rods, not out the top. Secondly it was a bronze woodcutters axe, not a steel camp axe. And the only political ideology it ever stood for was the power of Republican Rome and representative government, hence why it's on the Lincoln Memorial and inside the House of Congress.
So not only are you wrong about every single thing you said, but I'm curious as to what your problem is with representative governance. What are you, like a notsee or something?
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1 brtln_ 2019-05-20
have a good time fren :)
1 lucky_underwear 2019-05-20
Bundling up your sticks
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
Easiest way to carry firewood when you are just one frog :)
1 GodEmperorPePethe2nd 2019-05-20
they are also much stronger together fren! a might faggot, if you will
1 Kaiser_Matt 2019-05-20
Seperate the sticks break easy but together they form a bond that is hard to break
1 st-sheep 2019-05-20
Can I come along fren? I'll bring marshmallows, maybe we can roast them!
1 lapisram_ 2019-05-20
Remember to stay warm, fren!
1 extravagentman 2019-05-20
I really like this.
1 st-sheep 2019-05-20
Fren you can maybe try your local library if you want a print out! Just a suggestion
1 LeeroyOfHouseJenkins 2019-05-20
How about at skewl?
1 st-sheep 2019-05-20
Another good idea :)
1 Semper_DIY 2019-05-20
I do love the way the sticks are bundled
1 BoredFatGuy9000 2019-05-20
They don't look too friendly do
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
How can firewood be unfrenly, fren? That's just silly
1 BoredFatGuy9000 2019-05-20
It's like when I drop my two Ss' or my hammer and sickle on top of each other; it turns into a top-minds ideology
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
Oh fren, if someone is so mentally deficient that they can turn sticks into some symbol of a political ideology, they are beyond help. I think their mommy enjoy smokey-sticks while they were in her belly.
If you want to carry a lot of firewood you bundle it together.. Das just how camping works, fren :)
1 ILoveTerrapins 2019-05-20
Smokey sticks and smelly salt is bad, fren. That’s how my cousin Jared became such a no fun fuddy dud. Just be careful in the wild, we’re all a little concerned for you is all.
1 LeeroyOfHouseJenkins 2019-05-20
But mushyrooms are bestest
1 leatons 2019-05-20
frens stick together!
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
What do you call an axe made of bundled sticks?
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
It's not an axe made of bundled sticks, fren.
Its firewood bundled up with an axe so you can carry everything with one hand. Have you ever been camping before?
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
Sure, but what would you call an axe with a handle made of bundled sticks? I mean that’s exactly what it looks like, but let’s pretend it’s not. What would you call that device though?
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
A handle made of bundled sticks makes no sense. Have you ever used an axe in your life, fren?
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
What do you mean it makes no sense? It’s a weapon used since at least the Roman era. It has a name. What is that name?
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
Romans never used an axe with a handle made of bundled sticks, fren. They used pila or gladiī
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
What are you talking about, of course they did. It’s so well known that it’s name was used for a political ideology. It looks exactly how you’ve drawn yours.
So why don’t you just say what it’s called? We both know you know. Is it because it ruins the illusion?
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
Uh, no fren. The Romans never once used an axe with bundled sticks as a weapon. Ever.
The only thing that's even close was the the axe and rods carried by members of the Lictor's Guild, which was purely symbolic. It represented the power of patrician senators. It was not once ever used as a weapon. The axe and rod carried by lictors, however, is entirely different than a camp axe and firewood. Firstsly, the axe protruded from within the rods, not out the top. Secondly it was a bronze woodcutters axe, not a steel camp axe. And the only political ideology it ever stood for was the power of Republican Rome and representative government, hence why it's on the Lincoln Memorial and inside the House of Congress.
So not only are you wrong about every single thing you said, but I'm curious as to what your problem is with representative governance. What are you, like a notsee or something?
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
What do you call this thing that the lictors carried? What is it’s name that you very carefully avoided saying?
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
I don't speak Latin, fren. And since a camping frog has nothing to do with republican Rome I'm not sure what you're even talking about.
Maybe you skipped taking your meds today, fren.
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
It’s okay, you don’t need to speak Latin. The fact that you know what a lictor was means you obviously know the name of the iconic tool they carried.
And the fact that you’re trying so deliberately and desperately to not admit that your guy is carrying a fasces is also telling. What motivation could one have for not wanting to call a fasces a fasces?
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
But Mr. Frog isn't carrying what the lictors carried, fren. As I already explained to your stupid ass, they carried a bronze axe bound WITHIN rods not a camp axe carried with firewood. Do you look at a submarine and call it a car? You seem to have some sort of developmental disorder if you can't even tell things apart.
And I'm not sure what motivation you are talking about, I don't speak Latin so I wasn't aware of what a feces was. But I have no problem with representative governments, you however seem to. Are you like a fan of totalitarian regimes or something? That's not very frenly. Government power should be derived from the people, fren. I think you may be some kind of notsee, fren. Pls seek help.
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
I thought we were frens
These are indistinguishable in this picture. I've never seen a camp axe with a long, thin, straight handle, as you've put in this picture. This person is obviously carrying a fasces. Can you show me someone doing this (carrying wood with an axe) who isn't carrying a fasces?
Nobody asked you what feces was, we're talking about a fasces, which you obviously know about if you know the word lictor. Otherwise, please tell me where your knowledge of lictors comes from? How are you so knowledgeable about them but totally ignorant about their tool which you referenced existing in American iconography too? How could you even reference the American iconography of the fasces without knowing exactly what it was?
What would give you that indication?
I agree, and again I wonder what would give you any idea that I'm not in favor of this?
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
Fren where’d you go? I thought we were having a nice discussion
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
So weird how you just disappeared when you couldn’t pretend you weren’t drawing a fasces.
1 skaterdaf 2019-05-20
Why did you run away fren?
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
😔
1 GodEmperorPePethe2nd 2019-05-20
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Lictor
feeder tendrils ??
1 AdmiralCoors 2019-05-20
Lictors carried these?
1 youngandaspire 2019-05-20
Nice fasces.
1 Gezora 2019-05-20
please read the rules. baby/doggo talk is prohibited.
also, very unfrenly to run around calling people fascists for having healthy hobbies like camping. are you mentally ok?
1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-20
You misspelled faces, but I also agree our Fren has a very nice, pleasing face.
1 BobRoss744 2019-05-20
I love doin a little fishing when I'm out camping, how about you fren? Just gotta make sure to bring the bait & tackle!
1 st-sheep 2019-05-20
I've heard fishing is really fun and relaxing! I've never done it before, I hope to soon :) Do you ever eat what you catch, or do you just release em?
1 BobRoss744 2019-05-20
Depends on the mood. Usually keep and eat or freeze, but sometimes dont want to put in the extra work, just want to relax, so catch and release.
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
Trust me, fren, I have plenty of bait
1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-20
So, so much bait fren.
1 AfterC 2019-05-20
😂
1 Mr_Piggens 2019-05-20
Nice I-Spy page, fren.
1 Mister_Teapot 2019-05-20
The sun looks like an egg yolk haha
1 slackjawedman 2019-05-20
I’ve never thought of keeping an axe in a faggot before! Thanks for the new tip fren!
1 Duckasarus 2019-05-20
Nice fasces fren
1 OriginalNameHere0 2019-05-20
No way! I am too!
1 send_nasty_stuff 2019-05-20
That axe looks mighty strong fren. It's as if many units bundled together create a tool much stronger than any individual.
1 DownVotesAreLife 2019-05-20
Looks like you have all the tools you need to make a comfy home. Have fun fren!
1 Rushing-guns 2019-05-20
Uh oh
1 Bubba421 2019-05-20
fren, tying sticks on your axe would not make chopping any easier. tie it to your back, your poor grip might end up in an accident
1 MrMcKraut 2019-05-20
That's a mighty faggot you've got, fren!
1 jak1ns4to 2019-05-20
i lek fren but fasist axe is bad :c
1 GodEmperorPePethe2nd 2019-05-20
Its litterally on the Lincoln monument
1 canlchangethislater 2019-05-20
Good lord. I never knew that before (am not an American). Well well.
1 Walden_Walkabout 2019-05-20
There are other similar pieces of imagery associated with George Washington as well.
http://edu.lva.virginia.gov/docs/07_0978_ART037_01Washington.jpg
1 canlchangethislater 2019-05-20
I guess the enlightenment did have a massive boner for the Romans.
1 GodEmperorPePethe2nd 2019-05-20
oh you mean the people who built things that are called NEO CLASSICAL might have a bit of roman boner??
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1 BlyatsForDays 2019-05-20
The bait... it’s real.
1 bozzikpcmr 2019-05-20
We need the fish too cook on the fire fren!
1 BigItalianBeenus 2019-05-20
What's the bait here? All I'm seeing is a froge with camping supplies
1 BlyatsForDays 2019-05-20
A couple of old empires
1 Jackasseryengine 2019-05-20
Ave Caesar, Fren!
1 WeaponizedAutism777 2019-05-20
Together, we are stronger frens.
1 14Einsatzgruppen88 2019-05-20
sounds fun fren! where to?
1 satanicpriest13 2019-05-20
Lesson for all, bundled sticks are easier to carry and don't break, and axe comes in handy when non frens may be around.
1 boilermaker012 2019-05-20
Zeke Hile, fren.
1 realharrypotamus 2019-05-20
No, fren. That is what the very bad man from long ago said.
1 LeeroyOfHouseJenkins 2019-05-20
Wait how is tree behind sun?
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
Nonfrens don't want you to know, but the Earf is actually banana shaped
1 Furscist 2019-05-20
Have a good time fren!
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1 Cactuskeeper2000 2019-05-20
Excellent axe and stick storage fren
1 finlaayyyy 2019-05-20
Hehe I see the trick you played with the sticks fren, very sneaky
1 PrommyFA 2019-05-20
Shhhh the nonfrens are still lurking here fren
1 finlaayyyy 2019-05-20
Sorry fren, I will be sure to be quiet, I’ll walk on my tippy toes from now on!
1 shakethenuttree 2019-05-20
great fashion sense, fren!
1 Lady_Otaku 2019-05-20
I've always wanted to go camping with frens. Just all out there. Enjoying nature. Having a few beers. A few of us go fishing, hunting, etc. Another one is cooking or doing whatever.
I wish we could all go camping together, frens.
1 Frank1Tank 2019-05-20
Il Duce isn’t the fren we had, but the fren we needed all along
1 DieselEra 2019-05-20
I don't understand, fren why would tie your axe together with your sticks? What if you need it later?
1 _ulkestad_ 2019-05-20
Ave Caesar
1 brenb1120 2019-05-20
Remember fren! Don't leave your food in the tent!
1 thirstyegg 2019-05-20
That bundle is gonna make nonfrens even less frenly
1 bludstone 2019-05-20
be careful out there fren, lime disease is on the rise and weve got the biggest deer tick population ever recorded.
1 Bandit161 2019-05-20
Ummm fren, what are you planning to do? That axe gives me flashbacks.
1 Lunai5444 2019-05-20
Spiky sticks
1 BarbequedWalnuts 2019-05-20
Same fren, there is a comfy 4chan /k/ommando meetup this weekend im going to. Be sure to pack bugspray!
1 PrommyFA 2019-05-20
Nice what state fren?
1 hit-or_miss 2019-05-20
have fun camping, fren
1 Shadow_Tenderfoot 2019-05-20
I am going camping too frens
1 sipabatu 2019-05-20
Ah the symbol of fascism, literally a faggot
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
Ah the symbol of Turkey, literally a cockroach
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1 GodEmperorPePethe2nd 2019-05-20
http://edu.lva.virginia.gov/docs/07_0978_ART037_01Washington.jpg
eat shit, Turkroach
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1 GrestinBorder 2019-05-20
Yes, fren
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You can use the axe to chop trees and get more wood!Maybe you can hand out those bundles to other frens!
1 PantsDeeJay 2019-05-20
Is that brokeback mountain you’re on?
Love a good camping trip with a good FREN
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1 ponlm 2019-05-20
That looks like a very good axe fren
1 Gezora 2019-05-20
please read the rules. baby/doggo talk is prohibited.
also, very unfrenly to run around calling people fascists for having healthy hobbies like camping. are you mentally ok?
1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-20
You misspelled faces, but I also agree our Fren has a very nice, pleasing face.
1 st-sheep 2019-05-20
Another good idea :)
1 PrommyFA 2019-05-20
Nice what state fren?
1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-20
Uh, no fren. The Romans never once used an axe with bundled sticks as a weapon. Ever.
The only thing that's even close was the the axe and rods carried by members of the Lictor's Guild, which was purely symbolic. It represented the power of patrician senators. It was not once ever used as a weapon. The axe and rod carried by lictors, however, is entirely different than a camp axe and firewood. Firstsly, the axe protruded from within the rods, not out the top. Secondly it was a bronze woodcutters axe, not a steel camp axe. And the only political ideology it ever stood for was the power of Republican Rome and representative government, hence why it's on the Lincoln Memorial and inside the House of Congress.
So not only are you wrong about every single thing you said, but I'm curious as to what your problem is with representative governance. What are you, like a notsee or something?