I am going camping, frens

1821  2019-05-20 by S0NNENRADICAL

105 comments

have a good time fren :)

Bundling up your sticks

Easiest way to carry firewood when you are just one frog :)

they are also much stronger together fren! a might faggot, if you will

Seperate the sticks break easy but together they form a bond that is hard to break

Can I come along fren? I'll bring marshmallows, maybe we can roast them!

Remember to stay warm, fren!

I really like this.

Fren you can maybe try your local library if you want a print out! Just a suggestion

How about at skewl?

Another good idea :)

I do love the way the sticks are bundled

They don't look too friendly do

How can firewood be unfrenly, fren? That's just silly

It's like when I drop my two Ss' or my hammer and sickle on top of each other; it turns into a top-minds ideology

Oh fren, if someone is so mentally deficient that they can turn sticks into some symbol of a political ideology, they are beyond help. I think their mommy enjoy smokey-sticks while they were in her belly.

If you want to carry a lot of firewood you bundle it together.. Das just how camping works, fren :)

Smokey sticks and smelly salt is bad, fren. That’s how my cousin Jared became such a no fun fuddy dud. Just be careful in the wild, we’re all a little concerned for you is all.

But mushyrooms are bestest

What do you call an axe made of bundled sticks?

It's not an axe made of bundled sticks, fren.

Its firewood bundled up with an axe so you can carry everything with one hand. Have you ever been camping before?

Sure, but what would you call an axe with a handle made of bundled sticks? I mean that’s exactly what it looks like, but let’s pretend it’s not. What would you call that device though?

A handle made of bundled sticks makes no sense. Have you ever used an axe in your life, fren?

What do you mean it makes no sense? It’s a weapon used since at least the Roman era. It has a name. What is that name?

Romans never used an axe with a handle made of bundled sticks, fren. They used pila or gladiī

What are you talking about, of course they did. It’s so well known that it’s name was used for a political ideology. It looks exactly how you’ve drawn yours.

So why don’t you just say what it’s called? We both know you know. Is it because it ruins the illusion?

Uh, no fren. The Romans never once used an axe with bundled sticks as a weapon. Ever.

The only thing that's even close was the the axe and rods carried by members of the Lictor's Guild, which was purely symbolic. It represented the power of patrician senators. It was not once ever used as a weapon. The axe and rod carried by lictors, however, is entirely different than a camp axe and firewood. Firstsly, the axe protruded from within the rods, not out the top. Secondly it was a bronze woodcutters axe, not a steel camp axe. And the only political ideology it ever stood for was the power of Republican Rome and representative government, hence why it's on the Lincoln Memorial and inside the House of Congress.

So not only are you wrong about every single thing you said, but I'm curious as to what your problem is with representative governance. What are you, like a notsee or something?

What do you call this thing that the lictors carried? What is it’s name that you very carefully avoided saying?

I don't speak Latin, fren. And since a camping frog has nothing to do with republican Rome I'm not sure what you're even talking about.

Maybe you skipped taking your meds today, fren.

It’s okay, you don’t need to speak Latin. The fact that you know what a lictor was means you obviously know the name of the iconic tool they carried.

And the fact that you’re trying so deliberately and desperately to not admit that your guy is carrying a fasces is also telling. What motivation could one have for not wanting to call a fasces a fasces?

But Mr. Frog isn't carrying what the lictors carried, fren. As I already explained to your stupid ass, they carried a bronze axe bound WITHIN rods not a camp axe carried with firewood. Do you look at a submarine and call it a car? You seem to have some sort of developmental disorder if you can't even tell things apart.

And I'm not sure what motivation you are talking about, I don't speak Latin so I wasn't aware of what a feces was. But I have no problem with representative governments, you however seem to. Are you like a fan of totalitarian regimes or something? That's not very frenly. Government power should be derived from the people, fren. I think you may be some kind of notsee, fren. Pls seek help.

But Mr. Frog isn't carrying what the lictors carried, fren. As I already explained to your stupid ass

I thought we were frens

hey carried a bronze axe bound WITHIN rods not a camp axe carried with firewood.

These are indistinguishable in this picture. I've never seen a camp axe with a long, thin, straight handle, as you've put in this picture. This person is obviously carrying a fasces. Can you show me someone doing this (carrying wood with an axe) who isn't carrying a fasces?

And I'm not sure what motivation you are talking about, I don't speak Latin so I wasn't aware of what a feces was.

Nobody asked you what feces was, we're talking about a fasces, which you obviously know about if you know the word lictor. Otherwise, please tell me where your knowledge of lictors comes from? How are you so knowledgeable about them but totally ignorant about their tool which you referenced existing in American iconography too? How could you even reference the American iconography of the fasces without knowing exactly what it was?

But I have no problem with representative governments, you however seem to.

What would give you that indication?

Government power should be derived from the people, fren.

I agree, and again I wonder what would give you any idea that I'm not in favor of this?

Fren where’d you go? I thought we were having a nice discussion

So weird how you just disappeared when you couldn’t pretend you weren’t drawing a fasces.

Why did you run away fren?

😔

Lictors carried these?

Nice fasces.

please read the rules. baby/doggo talk is prohibited.

also, very unfrenly to run around calling people fascists for having healthy hobbies like camping. are you mentally ok?

You misspelled faces, but I also agree our Fren has a very nice, pleasing face.

I love doin a little fishing when I'm out camping, how about you fren? Just gotta make sure to bring the bait & tackle!

I've heard fishing is really fun and relaxing! I've never done it before, I hope to soon :) Do you ever eat what you catch, or do you just release em?

Depends on the mood. Usually keep and eat or freeze, but sometimes dont want to put in the extra work, just want to relax, so catch and release.

Trust me, fren, I have plenty of bait

So, so much bait fren.

😂

Nice I-Spy page, fren.

The sun looks like an egg yolk haha

I’ve never thought of keeping an axe in a faggot before! Thanks for the new tip fren!

Nice fasces fren

No way! I am too!

That axe looks mighty strong fren. It's as if many units bundled together create a tool much stronger than any individual.

Looks like you have all the tools you need to make a comfy home. Have fun fren!

Uh oh

fren, tying sticks on your axe would not make chopping any easier. tie it to your back, your poor grip might end up in an accident

That's a mighty faggot you've got, fren!

i lek fren but fasist axe is bad :c

Its litterally on the Lincoln monument

Good lord. I never knew that before (am not an American). Well well.

There are other similar pieces of imagery associated with George Washington as well.

http://edu.lva.virginia.gov/docs/07_0978_ART037_01Washington.jpg

I guess the enlightenment did have a massive boner for the Romans.

oh you mean the people who built things that are called NEO CLASSICAL might have a bit of roman boner??

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The bait... it’s real.

We need the fish too cook on the fire fren!

What's the bait here? All I'm seeing is a froge with camping supplies

A couple of old empires

Ave Caesar, Fren!

Together, we are stronger frens.

sounds fun fren! where to?

Lesson for all, bundled sticks are easier to carry and don't break, and axe comes in handy when non frens may be around.

Zeke Hile, fren.

No, fren. That is what the very bad man from long ago said.

Wait how is tree behind sun?

Nonfrens don't want you to know, but the Earf is actually banana shaped

Have a good time fren!

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Excellent axe and stick storage fren

Hehe I see the trick you played with the sticks fren, very sneaky

Shhhh the nonfrens are still lurking here fren

Sorry fren, I will be sure to be quiet, I’ll walk on my tippy toes from now on!

great fashion sense, fren!

I've always wanted to go camping with frens. Just all out there. Enjoying nature. Having a few beers. A few of us go fishing, hunting, etc. Another one is cooking or doing whatever.

I wish we could all go camping together, frens.

Il Duce isn’t the fren we had, but the fren we needed all along

I don't understand, fren why would tie your axe together with your sticks? What if you need it later?

Ave Caesar

Remember fren! Don't leave your food in the tent!

That bundle is gonna make nonfrens even less frenly

be careful out there fren, lime disease is on the rise and weve got the biggest deer tick population ever recorded.

Ummm fren, what are you planning to do? That axe gives me flashbacks.

Spiky sticks

Same fren, there is a comfy 4chan /k/ommando meetup this weekend im going to. Be sure to pack bugspray!

Nice what state fren?

have fun camping, fren

I am going camping too frens

Ah the symbol of fascism, literally a faggot

Ah the symbol of Turkey, literally a cockroach

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Yes, fren

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You can use the axe to chop trees and get more wood!Maybe you can hand out those bundles to other frens!

Is that brokeback mountain you’re on?

Love a good camping trip with a good FREN

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That looks like a very good axe fren

please read the rules. baby/doggo talk is prohibited.

also, very unfrenly to run around calling people fascists for having healthy hobbies like camping. are you mentally ok?

You misspelled faces, but I also agree our Fren has a very nice, pleasing face.

Another good idea :)

Nice what state fren?

Uh, no fren. The Romans never once used an axe with bundled sticks as a weapon. Ever.

The only thing that's even close was the the axe and rods carried by members of the Lictor's Guild, which was purely symbolic. It represented the power of patrician senators. It was not once ever used as a weapon. The axe and rod carried by lictors, however, is entirely different than a camp axe and firewood. Firstsly, the axe protruded from within the rods, not out the top. Secondly it was a bronze woodcutters axe, not a steel camp axe. And the only political ideology it ever stood for was the power of Republican Rome and representative government, hence why it's on the Lincoln Memorial and inside the House of Congress.

So not only are you wrong about every single thing you said, but I'm curious as to what your problem is with representative governance. What are you, like a notsee or something?