"Yes, two...I mean one adult ticket for John Wick 3 please"

4207  2019-05-19 by armaliteisforlovers

96 comments

Shoo.

You need an overcoat to pull this off, fren

You violated dress code fren! Zip.

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problem solved fren

You're a really good fren.

Perfect, fren

You are a genius fren!

I'm so glad I have such smart frens!

All our Frens are big smart.

We have the most gifted frens!

Well done frens

i don’t trust like that.

I just wanna buy a car

People get nervous when they see green kids in an overcoat.

I was going to do this until I remembered that a fellow fren of mine works at the theater and just let me in anyway.

That's so cool! I need frens with cool jobs.

Your genius is showing, fren!

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That's his brother 🅱️en.

His 🅱️enis showing.

Ro🅱️ert 🅱️aratheon used to lay down his 🅱️enis

Lookin pretty tall there, fren.

Tendies are natures HGH.

Awesome

I think you're awesome!

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Thank you fren :)

So sneaky, fren

Covert fren oper8er, soooo tacticool.

Ninja fren.

2 smol frogs. NO I MEANT 1 ADULT HUMAN TICKET!

YES JUAT ONE REGULAR ADULT HA HA THANK YOU.

Smooth talking frens you fooled even me

Im in the theatre now frens!!n

remember to put your phone down or away when the movie starts fren. Be nice to the other frens

So how was it?

Empty theater fren! Movie was a little too short but the doggos were cool!

I'm glad you enjoyed it Fren. I watched the GOT finale instead.

doggos

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John Wick is best modern action movie.

John Wick 2 a good sequel.

John Wick 3 sucked...Hale Berry's muslima lesbian feminist mary sue - replete with dogo's who munch on men's hot dogs like 15 times - was completely immersion-breaking.

Fair critique, Halle berry is way past prime, her and the dogs feels like fillers

Maybe from a purely action standpoint. But as a Russian, they absolutely butchered the language.

Not only that, but "baba yaga" refers to an old witch who lives in a house on chicken legs.

Not a man.

That's just ridiculous. If they did half as much work on the lore and language, it would have been infinitely better, and everyone in Russia wouldn't be laughing at it.

For real? This makes me super sad, I thought baba yaga was some super cool shit lol.

Dumb movie on several levels. Hollywood is for leftist idiots. Save your money for more tendies.

Yeah, you're not wrong. I do like movies but not in the cultish way that I see some people center their lives around them. Seems like there's less and less that interests me

That was another part that irritated me:

The "table" is organized around a variety of Catholic state-religion functions that mimick early Renaissance state-political intrigue. Excommunications, deconsecrations, other Papl references etc...but its led by a Muslim...and run by Russians who never recognized the Roman Pope or participated in any of its drama. Durr...

TBH, Russians are kind of the Ethiopians of Asia. So who cares?

Plus brownfrens are all unfrenly. Amirite?

Muslima lesbian feminist mary sue badass motherfucker = completely unrealistic

I don't trust like that.

Came here for this comment

Do you have any skittles?

Heyyyyy Harry

No sir I will not show you my genitalia. This is very inappropriate.

I don truss like deh.

OPEN THAT BUTTON.

lots of non frens in that movie

Wtf I just got out of the movie theater for that movie (it was good btw)

That was behind you, telling everyone to shut up and turn their phones off.

I was in the very back lol. It was an imax so we had the vipvip seats

Noice

Fren, how can one learn this sorcery.

I learned from cartoons, fren.

Thanks fren, it really clear things up.

Animaniacs, specifically.

Today I tried to eat into John wick but they wouldn’t let me because I wasn’t 17 ☹️

You gotta be careful who you eat fren.

Lmao that was a bad typo

Just watched it with my Dad, fren! Was a little scary, but had a great time :)

Dad frens love this movie.

That’s one very tall fren

All natural fren, protein from a predominantly tendie based diet

Is the title’s wording a reference to WKUK?

Vincent adultfren

“I went to the stock market today. I did a business.”

What do you think, will john wick ever have a fren besides his dog

sneaky fren, realy sneaky.

You wanna come with? Room for one more Fren

i wish i could fren, i really do.

Sneak and speach lvl 100 frens

Haha PP the frog

Big head pp frog.

This made me happy, Fren.

You make me happy fren!

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Oh! I see what you are doing fren, you are so sneaky!

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Wow so sneaky fren. You are a genius

"hmm you look very tall. yes go right ahead sir"

"Yes...thank you..it runs in my family.

"Yes...thank you..it runs in my family.

John Wick, fren to all puppers

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I haven't seen it yet, the reviews in this thread haven't been positive

Such a good movie fren. I liek that Keanu tries to be a good role model for young men off screen.

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