Make sure she’s OK. Coal isn’t supposed to be that volatile, but it’s not something to do recklessly. Make her wait until you teach her how a stovetop works, then move on to the grill. Fire is dangerous but it’s very useful for a frenly meal.
Coal is unfrenly for the environment and should be considered nonfrenly substance, we need to protec our frens. Milk helps with spicy food maybe milk can soothe the burn?
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1 Sick_Puppy_Gaming 2019-05-19
Pain is a good teacher fren. Just make sure she doesn't get too hurt.
1 TrumpHammer_40K 2019-05-19
Make sure she’s OK. Coal isn’t supposed to be that volatile, but it’s not something to do recklessly. Make her wait until you teach her how a stovetop works, then move on to the grill. Fire is dangerous but it’s very useful for a frenly meal.
1 thegreathonkler 2019-05-19
Be careful fren! She might develop serious diseases from getting poisoned by the coal!
1 Bubba421 2019-05-19
give her gasmask, fren!
1 tadpolegaming 2019-05-19
It's the price she had to pay for not listening
1 BackwardsNad 2019-05-19
She paid the toll.
1 ASHTOMOUF 2019-05-19
When she burned the coal
1 StudentStrange 2019-05-19
Now she gets the boys hole
1 UnalignedRando 2019-05-19
Other way around.
1 perchpouch 2019-05-19
make sure the coal doesn't get her pregnant!
1 Plutomadre 2019-05-19
Im more worried it will rip her face off like a feral chimpanzee
1 BigItalianBeenus 2019-05-19
Holy shit I think that this place might actually be full of hatepeople
I'm gonna go I think
1 Plutomadre 2019-05-19
You think too much fren
1 Plutomadre 2019-05-19
Lol its so "full of hate" that this day old post is at 100 while others from since then are at 1.6k, 3.2k....
Maybe think about some math courses next semester fren!
1 d3fq0n0n3 2019-05-19
Coal's a pretty common fossil fuel, even though it is steadily falling out of disuse. We are talking about actual coal here right?
1 JBB_Theory 2019-05-19
OP’s cousin may have gotten violated by a nonfren :(
1 Geronimo15 2019-05-19
I’m out of the loop here, what do you mean?
1 its_not_the_sickness 2019-05-19
“Burning the coal” is a euphemism for dating a black person which they think is a bad thing for some reason
1 [deleted] 2019-05-19
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1 Incarcerations 2019-05-19
Not nice fren :(
1 its_not_the_sickness 2019-05-19
Sorry fren my doggos were borking like crazy
1 JBB_Theory 2019-05-19
Are you a nonfren?
1 jashyWashy 2019-05-19
Well seeing that burning coal is a slang term for having sex with a black person, it sounds like you're saying black people are nonfrens.
1 JBB_Theory 2019-05-19
400 iq take
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1 nationalitarian 2019-05-19
You need to sit down with her and talk to her fren, tell her that she can't have cute little frenlings that look like her if she continues to do that.
1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-19
At this point it's too late anyway.
1 cigbhungus245 2019-05-19
Burn the coal pay the toll!
1 Titus70 2019-05-19
Burning coal produces yucky pollution
1 GrabAYeet 2019-05-19
Aloe fren. Aloe helps soothe sunburns and could probably soothe regular ones. If not that, use ice.
1 ScuffedRomanReigns 2019-05-19
Has she paid the toll yet?
1 Mister_Teapot 2019-05-19
Carbon emission very bad for environment.
Coal users should pay money to burn coal.
1 Mister_Teapot 2019-05-19
Smoke inhalation is very bad for you. Pls teach her better.
1 NEETwithAchainsaw 2019-05-19
Coal is unfrenly for the environment and should be considered nonfrenly substance, we need to protec our frens. Milk helps with spicy food maybe milk can soothe the burn?
1 Take-The-Honk-Pill 2019-05-19
tell her now that the toll is paid she should of listened
1 Anon14526 2019-05-19
Teach her about propane fren! When you use propane you taste the meat and not the heat! Much safter
1 HKoftheForrest 2019-05-19
Give her some toll money?
1 PrestonxSteele 2019-05-19
.llot eht yap ,loac eht nruB.
1 JHow85 2019-05-19
Unfwend and carry on! No left overs worf da shame!
1 Swardington 2019-05-19
1 hongohunter 2019-05-19
See
1 DukLerd 2019-05-19
Testing
1 Geronimo15 2019-05-19
I’m out of the loop here, what do you mean?
1 Plutomadre 2019-05-19
You think too much fren
1 Plutomadre 2019-05-19
Lol its so "full of hate" that this day old post is at 100 while others from since then are at 1.6k, 3.2k....
Maybe think about some math courses next semester fren!
1 jashyWashy 2019-05-19
Well seeing that burning coal is a slang term for having sex with a black person, it sounds like you're saying black people are nonfrens.