My cousin has been burning coal, frens. I tried to warn her of the danger but she didn’t listen and got burned. What advice do you have?

122  2019-05-19 by The_Russian_Troll

42 comments

Pain is a good teacher fren. Just make sure she doesn't get too hurt.

Make sure she’s OK. Coal isn’t supposed to be that volatile, but it’s not something to do recklessly. Make her wait until you teach her how a stovetop works, then move on to the grill. Fire is dangerous but it’s very useful for a frenly meal.

Be careful fren! She might develop serious diseases from getting poisoned by the coal!

give her gasmask, fren!

It's the price she had to pay for not listening

She paid the toll.

When she burned the coal

Now she gets the boys hole

Other way around.

make sure the coal doesn't get her pregnant!

Im more worried it will rip her face off like a feral chimpanzee

Holy shit I think that this place might actually be full of hatepeople

I'm gonna go I think

You think too much fren

Lol its so "full of hate" that this day old post is at 100 while others from since then are at 1.6k, 3.2k....

Maybe think about some math courses next semester fren!

Coal's a pretty common fossil fuel, even though it is steadily falling out of disuse. We are talking about actual coal here right?

OP’s cousin may have gotten violated by a nonfren :(

I’m out of the loop here, what do you mean?

“Burning the coal” is a euphemism for dating a black person which they think is a bad thing for some reason

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Not nice fren :(

Sorry fren my doggos were borking like crazy

Are you a nonfren?

Well seeing that burning coal is a slang term for having sex with a black person, it sounds like you're saying black people are nonfrens.

400 iq take

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You need to sit down with her and talk to her fren, tell her that she can't have cute little frenlings that look like her if she continues to do that.

At this point it's too late anyway.

Burn the coal pay the toll!

Burning coal produces yucky pollution

Aloe fren. Aloe helps soothe sunburns and could probably soothe regular ones. If not that, use ice.

Has she paid the toll yet?

Carbon emission very bad for environment.

Coal users should pay money to burn coal.

Smoke inhalation is very bad for you. Pls teach her better.

Coal is unfrenly for the environment and should be considered nonfrenly substance, we need to protec our frens. Milk helps with spicy food maybe milk can soothe the burn?

tell her now that the toll is paid she should of listened

Teach her about propane fren! When you use propane you taste the meat and not the heat! Much safter

Give her some toll money?

.llot eht yap ,loac eht nruB.

Unfwend and carry on! No left overs worf da shame!

make sure the coal doesn't get her pregnant!

See

Testing

I’m out of the loop here, what do you mean?

You think too much fren

Lol its so "full of hate" that this day old post is at 100 while others from since then are at 1.6k, 3.2k....

Maybe think about some math courses next semester fren!

Well seeing that burning coal is a slang term for having sex with a black person, it sounds like you're saying black people are nonfrens.