r/frenworld: I can't wait to be a dad frens

I agree, fren. I used to think other things were more important, but a frenly women and little frenlings are the most precious possessions in the whole world.

1 cookingwithdegrelle 2019-05-16

Beautiful fren, I’m very happy for you <3

1 PM_ME_IGNORANCE 2019-05-16

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1 groiper 2019-05-16

very good... secure a future for frenly children

1 Borgbox 2019-05-16

how many frens u have fren?

1 groiper 2019-05-16

too few fren, and now i'm old. Trust me, if you like who you are, breed. Don't waste time worrying about money. Kids give you a reason to work hard, and the money will come. Every ancestor you've had for billions of years was a strong link in the chain of life that resulted in you being here. Don't let them down. Raise strong and happy frenlings you can be proud of.

1 Vrinsk 2019-05-16

what are you trying to say that Brown eyes=nonfren if so then you are a nonfren by definition

1 woke_templar 2019-05-16

Just saying that my lil fren is a fren that happens to have blue eyes. Not all people with blue eyes are frens and not all frens have blue eyes. In fact, i never said anything about brown eyes at all fren! You did! That seems like something a noseclown would say! Bop!

1 RollsRoyceSaysMaybe 2019-05-16

You people are fucked.

2 zerg_rush_lol 2019-05-16

Frens look i think a nonfren is projecting and using bad words

1 BUG-IN-RECOVERY 2019-05-16

Have a good day, fren.

1 woke_templar 2019-05-16

There are no clowns allowed in fren world

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1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

Our friend said "blue eyed frens", implying that "blue eyed frens" are a subset of frens in general. There are many frens who don't have blue eyes, but the number of frens who have blue eyes is shrinking so I agree that the world could use more of them! Blue eyes are very nice to look at.

1 mynameisntniki 2019-05-16

I'm a fren with brown eyes, you're only a nonfren if you're being unfrenly

1 Take-The-Honk-Pill 2019-05-16

why do you even bother nonfren?

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1 Spacejams1 2019-05-16

FRENS ARE WHITE PEOPLE OK U GUYS

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

BOP

1 BorisHisJohnson 2019-05-16

Yikes

1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-16

The Nonfrens are upset you have actual lil Frenlits and they only have 7 cats they refer to as babies.

1 Rylen_018 2019-05-16

Cats can be frens too right?

1 Take-The-Honk-Pill 2019-05-16

yes but they will never replace having your own little frens

1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-16

Sure they can.

1 Crocket_Lawnchair 2019-05-16

Why not be a chad dad, fren?

1 Ninjacat509 2019-05-16

Fren, how many kiddos?

1 woke_templar 2019-05-16

Just one, but I want as many frens as I can have.

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1 EndTriassicOnslaught 2019-05-16

How’d you meet women in the past, fren?

2 woke_templar 2019-05-16

All my girlfrens are from work or school my wife is from when I used to lifeguard as a teen.

1 EndTriassicOnslaught 2019-05-16

I just left school. Now I must begin my quest to find a frenly women.

1 woke_templar 2019-05-16

Lots of Christian churches can be a good place to find a frenly one. Just put most of your energy into self improvement and a frenly fren will find you.

1 dog_antenna 2019-05-16

That looks like more like a Biff to me, Fren.

1 tiny_supper 2019-05-16

same tbh

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1 TusharPahuja15 2019-05-16

"Please be patient i have Autism" :(

1 McCthulhuDeluxe 2019-05-16

It’s okay he can be very happy and probably good at logical thinking

1 CAPSLOCKAFFILIATE 2019-05-16

True. Raise your frenlings to be the next Teslas.

1 bc9toes 2019-05-16

Frens can be on the spectrum, fren :)

1 NeverNotTrappin 2019-05-16

Being a dad is a good way to spread frenliness among your children

1 drixix1 2019-05-16

Have to be chad first to get girlfren to become dad, fren

1 recursive 2019-05-16

This is insidious propaganda fren. Don't fall for it.

1 BUG-IN-RECOVERY 2019-05-16

Sounds like an unfulfilling life.

1 zerg_rush_lol 2019-05-16

That sounds like the blackpill talking fren. Just remember to try hard and do your best.

I can confidently speak for everyone here by saying this: Stay strong fren, we're all gonna make it.

1 _elamain1234 2019-05-16

That’s jig talk, fren

1 austinmonster 2019-05-16

Sitcoms have taught us for years that dads are stupid. We should teach sitcoms that they are stupid.

3 shitposterkatakuri 2019-05-16

High key agree. Dads should be shown as intelligent, formative, wise, hard working examples for their kids. Not these huge dolts that need the woman to function

3 DuckyDawg55 2019-05-16

Although woman are pretty sweet too

1 shitposterkatakuri 2019-05-16

Hey man no argument there. I just think guys are slept on sometimes

1 MartyrSaint 2019-05-16

I consider myself to be a pretty comfy fren to sleep on.

1 shitposterkatakuri 2019-05-16

Aww a cuddly fren :)

1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-16

I see you couch fren.

1 MartyrSaint 2019-05-16

And I see you, mod fren. Come have a sit down, take a load off. I got cup holders.

1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-16

Maybe later, busy weeding out nonfrens at the moment.

Currently they are very triggered on a post about frens raising healthy children in happy homes.

Imagine my surprise.

1 MartyrSaint 2019-05-16

Sounds like non-frens doing what non-frens do. Go get ‘em, slugger!

1 -grimz- 2019-05-16

Fren, do you keep the change that falls into your couch crack?

1 MartyrSaint 2019-05-16

I let frens know when they accidentally let some change fall between my folds but when I find some change and nobody’s around to claim it... I hear cash to GBP exchange rates are up...

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1 Epic_Win_777 2019-05-16

Brilliant FREN!

1 stat1490 2019-05-16

I hope I can be a dad someday frens, but I’m almost 30 and single

2 recursive 2019-05-16

I was single at 30. Now I have 2 lil frens.

1 Kavilion 2019-05-16

We’re lucky to have two new little versions of you, fren!

1 Eisen_und_Blut 2019-05-16

My father had me when he was 32 fren. Keep your head up and improve yourself everyday. Seek the future you want fren.

1 readypembroke 2019-05-16

Always Tinder frend, found my current girlfriend on there myself. Give it a shot.

1 EndTriassicOnslaught 2019-05-16

I’m 29 and I feel the same, fren.

1 mleko69 2019-05-16

Men peak after the age of 30-35. Relax fren, your best years of life are just beginning.

1 renob151 2019-05-16

When you are a Dad you have a new fren forever!

1 gamle_kvitrafn 2019-05-16

Why not both?

1 Snolferd 2019-05-16

😎

1 ICameHere2LaughAtYou 2019-05-16

I love being a dad. Got a little fren sleeping in my arms right now all tuckered out from play.

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

That's wonderful fren, thank you for being a dad and raising the next generation of frens to be frenly!

1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-16

Being a dad is what opened my eyes. I want to leave the world as Frenly as possible for them.

1 Yepperonie 2019-05-16

:') that's so beautiful.

1 Ramizder 2019-05-16

Funny thing Dad is a real character in VirginVsChad universe. I think he is a rank higher than Lad.

1 _fidel_castro_ 2019-05-16

cant stress how important this is my frens, since non frens have so many kids

1 Confident_Sherbert 2019-05-16

Gun loving, litter having, trump voting, uneducated non frens

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

I think you are telling a lie non-fren

1 Confident_Sherbert 2019-05-16

If that's how you define frens then frens are going to be replaced. Non-frens are the future and a fren genocide is inevitable.

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

Who were you describing if not white frens? Interesting that you first say they are having litters and then say that they are being replaced, which is it?

1 alaricat 2019-05-16

gee, seems like this whole innocent fren thing has a racial connotation to it

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1 IzzyBelisle 2019-05-16

Nice one, fren. I'm not gonna be a parent fren but I won't hate on your exciting new life like the people of r/childfree

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

Thank you fren, do you mean that you are not going to be a parent now or not at all?

1 IzzyBelisle 2019-05-16

At all! I am happy with this and am glad you are happy to be a dad fren. Frens need more good dads these days, too many frens don't grow up with them :)

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

I'm not a dad yet, I agree that they are important though but mom frens are almost more important. Maybe think about it fren because we need to make many cute little frenlings to help populate frenworld!

1 IzzyBelisle 2019-05-16

Lots of animal frens!

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

Frogs are animals too, the best animals, because they look like you and they can also talk and be frenly and they take care of you when you are an old fren!

1 IzzyBelisle 2019-05-16

This fren can not be converted but loves all frens nonetheless

1 Eisen_und_Blut 2019-05-16

White people replaced children with pets, and pets with minorities

1 IzzyBelisle 2019-05-16

What?

1 GirthOBirth 2019-05-16

Never thought about it that way fren, maybe I need to make some changes.

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1 lillildipsy 2019-05-16

congrats fren

1 Dr_Odradek 2019-05-16

People bragging about having sex on frenworld are unfrenly in the extreme. We weren’t all born with good genes

1 _elamain1234 2019-05-16

Incels arent frens!

1 Dr_Odradek 2019-05-16

I am an incel, and I am a fren. The fact that I was born ugly doesn’t mean that I don’t love my frens

1 _elamain1234 2019-05-16

Being an incel is a choice, fren. Poor your energy into positivity and improvement and women will notice.

1 Rylen_018 2019-05-16

Nonfrencels should leave frens alone

1 CarsGunsBeer 2019-05-16

I like how the cat has a hat to match his fren's.

1 Imperator_Crispico 2019-05-16

Is there anything greater than bearing your kin?

1 alaricat 2019-05-16

just being happy?

1 Q1189998819991197253 2019-05-16

Doing what makes you happy. For some that kids, for others it's other things.

1 Skeleton_Bobington 2019-05-16

Dads ARE Chads

1 ninefeet 2019-05-16

Good* dads are Chads.

1 mleko69 2019-05-16

Good chads are dads*

1 namelson2939 2019-05-16

So cute❤

1 BUG-IN-RECOVERY 2019-05-16

So true, fren.

My wife and I realized we don't want to die alone in a giant house filled with IPAs and iPads.

1 MaleAquatics 2019-05-16

Can chad be fren

1 THISISFANDOMTRASH 2019-05-16

Im a dad of my other frens fren

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1 HydeVDL 2019-05-16

what about chad dad?

1 JarvisMusk 2019-05-16

Being a dad is awesome...until your child is taken away from you by the family courts. Now, I get to be a visitation dad every other weekend. I also get to pay my little fren’s mother 42% of my take-home pay.

Deadbeat women are not your fren

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

That sounds sad fren, I'm sorry.

1 Eppigy 2019-05-16

My little fren is my best fren. We just read a frenly story and now watching a episode of our best buddy fren, Elmo.

Congrats fren!

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

That sounds very nice fren, and thank you for saying congrats but I'm not a dad yet, just looking forward to it very much!

1 Flapjackmasterpack 2019-05-16

Dads are the final form of chad

1 GodAlmighty__ 2019-05-16

Because I can't live with myself if I make the same mistakes my father made

1 IA_BEEF_AND_PORK 2019-05-16

Wise frens learn from their mistakes but smart frens learn from others. Sounds like your dad taught you a lot of important things not to do, I bet you would make many fine little frens.

1 DougEECummings 2019-05-16

I don't think i'll ever be either :(

1 Kavilion 2019-05-16

Being a dad is the most important job to have, fren. Way better than being some dumb old Chad.

1 Entertained_Woman 2019-05-16

Just make sure to look after your children fren. It's a big responsibility being a father.

1 cookingwithdegrelle 2019-05-16

“Frenworld is full of Not Sees!”
Frenworld:

1 owo-what-is-this- 2019-05-16

Gosh heck fren this has me tearing up. Congrats on becoming a dad op!

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

Thank you fren but I'm not a dad yet, just looking forward to becoming a dad a lot!

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1 dumbnormieswine 2019-05-16

Can I be a Chad dad?

1 immaculacy 2019-05-16

This is so wholesome and beautiful fren, thank you

1 aldrinpng 2019-05-16

You ugly faggots really think you should procreate huh??

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

Bop

1 rockpileindisma 2019-05-16

I’ll procreate to you fren

1 Living_Shoe_Person 2019-05-16

Why are you being rude? Are you ok?

1 thctho 2019-05-16

thats unfrenly :(

1 Borgbox 2019-05-16

Same here frens, all the chads think im crazy but id have a best fren all the time when im a dad frens im so exsited

1 russiancommradejohn 2019-05-16

Good for you comrade! Best wishes!

1 Dreamcast3 2019-05-16

The Virgin r/Childfree versus the Chad Fatherhood

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1 Alarid 2019-05-16

you can be both

1 Stormshade12 2019-05-16

Next on TopMinds:

Frenworld encourages white people to have more children in order to counteract diversity

1 Roguelo 2019-05-16

LMAO Alabama :^)

1 CardboardSeven 2019-05-16

i would rather not have kids lol

1 bugbugbug3719 2019-05-16

This is too wholesome; I have tremendous difficulty figuring out underlying white supremacy message. /wsj

1 bugbugbug3719 2019-05-16

This is a frenly version of Gillette ad.

1 bott1111 2019-05-16

Because overpopulation

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

Overpopulation is only a problem in non-frenly places. There's no overpopulation in frenworld. In fact, frens are not having enough frenlings!

1 GloriousClitorious 2019-05-16

become dad remain chad

1 MapHanger 2019-05-16

I can't wait for you to be a dad either fren! You will be great

1 fortnite_burger_ 2019-05-16

Best is to be dadchad. Chad dad.

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1 throwawaycel4 2019-05-16

Have white babies.

1 Yepperonie 2019-05-16

This is so wholesome I cried. I love you, man. I know you'll be a great dad one day.

1 nationalitarian 2019-05-16

I feel the exact same way fren, I'm going to have many beautiful blue eyed frenlings too!

1 PM_ME_IGNORANCE 2019-05-16

👀

1 groiper 2019-05-16

very good... secure a future for frenly children

1 Vrinsk 2019-05-16

what are you trying to say that Brown eyes=nonfren if so then you are a nonfren by definition

1 McCthulhuDeluxe 2019-05-16

It’s okay he can be very happy and probably good at logical thinking

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1 Spacejams1 2019-05-16

FRENS ARE WHITE PEOPLE OK U GUYS

1 bc9toes 2019-05-16

Frens can be on the spectrum, fren :)

1 armaliteisforlovers 2019-05-16

The Nonfrens are upset you have actual lil Frenlits and they only have 7 cats they refer to as babies.

1 Dr_Odradek 2019-05-16

I am an incel, and I am a fren. The fact that I was born ugly doesn’t mean that I don’t love my frens

I can't wait to be a dad frens

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