I'm building a house frens!

3002  2019-05-15 by HOT-and-CREAMY

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Hammer time fren!

Stay hydrated fren! I’m getting you some water!

Thanks fren! Working hard is thirsty work!

I'm wondering if half of the r/frenworld users are also waterni-, I mean HydroHomies

waterninjas

make sure you brush up on building codes fren!

Make sure your house doesn't lean one way or another fren!

HOUSE OF PAIN

...Is my favorite 90s hip hop group, fren. Might make for some good tunes to have in the background while you're hammering away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhzpxjuwZy0 here you go, fren enjoy! :)

Make sure you follow code or the Klowns will be out in force!

Can I help fren?

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whack

Looks like you're building that house pretty fast. Careful you don't hurt yourself!

Keep going you’re doing a great job on that house

Will you help me build a mansion in Minecraft fren?

Good luck on building this house

The house is coming together faster than expected Fren. Did you know this house is in the exact center of the city? The Elders decreed it, so that everyone would be equally close to Frens.

Careful so you don’t get any ouchies!

Thanks fren, I will be careful!

Do you enjoy role-playing as a retard?

What about caring enough about a community you hate to go on their sub? Quite the same thing without the role-playing fren

Make sure to bop those nails good

Nails are being adequately bopped fren

Are you twisting those screwies?

No :( mommy grounded me from power tools for a bit

Oh no! Why is mommy being a meanie?

My pillow fort kept falling down, so I tried to screwwie the pillows together :(

Sounds weally smart, I do not see why mommie is upset. She probably had a bad day. Did you forget mommie’s day?

Now that you mention it, daddy said he was going to the store to get some juul pods and then he never came back! That might be why! She is sad my daddy is lost!

I'll keep an eye out for him! We'll find him fren

Thanks fren! I miss my daddy, he still hasn't built my clubhouse :(

Hugs, Your pain is our pain fren.

Your a frenly fren fren, why do nonfrens call you unfrenly?

nonfrens don’t understand the frenship we frens share sadly

They do not see it

Maybe the non frens were the not see’s after all :(

careful fren

Hold on there fren you might need to slow down!

I was working too fast, but luckily a fren reminded me to stay hydrated!

Was he a waterni-, uh, I mean hydrohomie?

A Waterninja. :)

barricade against the non frens

The aPCalypse is coming

I hope you are safe from nonfrens fren.

Yes, indeed fren

I build safe houses in Cherno, Fren

I've never been to Cherno fren, I would love to come visit!

Please do, Fren!

Watch out for bandit nonfrens, they’ll force feed you bad fruits :(

I heard nonfrens put shiny rocks in the rivers to make boy frens do icky things with other boy frens instead of doing icky things with girl frens!

No, no, Fren, they don’t do that!

They put shiny loud rocks in other frens! :(

WELL, GIMME A HAMMER AND A NAIL AND I’LL NAIL IT DOO DOOO DOOOO

Is that the rdr2 song lol

WE WORK SO HARD TO BUILD THIS LITTLE HOUSE, TOGETHER DOO DOOO DOOOOO

NO MATTER WHAT THE WEATHER

WERE TOGETHER

a frenly house

We'll build it stein um stein

Build more kitchens so that we can make more tendies! Stay safe fren

make sure it has a strong foundation fren!

Watch out for your thumbs fren! We need you in tip top shape :)

Good luck with that fren

Don’t forget your hardhat fren!

That's a heck of a lot of work, fren. I hope it comes out nice.

Poop sex

thats not very nice fren.

I’m sorry please don’t be mad please I was kidding please

is ok fren i forgive

Thank

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are you gonna put a chimney on it? or maybe add one later fren? i like big open air fier pits in backyards so all my frens can come and roast marmshmellows, but a nice fierplace is always nice too

work will set you free fren

arent you bopping a bit fast fren. be careful might hurt hands

This is not very 'frenly' to epileptic people

I LIFT MY HAMMER

what materials are u using fren? make sure to build a firm structure so it can resist the nonfrens

make sure it's a solid wood house fren! not a glass one like the houses nonfrens live in :(

The only glass for my house is the windows to see the frenly neighborhood :)

Sounds weally smart, I do not see why mommie is upset. She probably had a bad day. Did you forget mommie’s day?

The house is coming together faster than expected Fren. Did you know this house is in the exact center of the city? The Elders decreed it, so that everyone would be equally close to Frens.

Do you enjoy role-playing as a retard?