Frens, I don feel so gud

3316  2019-05-09 by volcel420

222 comments

religion=bad

religion bashing=c00l

What a time to be alive frens

magnets = bad

frennationalism = good

Except if you bash certain religions. Then it's bad

mUH iSLamAPhObiA

“It’s not a new word! It was used once in a book in the 1920s!”

"Everybody persecutes them"

suicide bomb going off in the background

of peace! it was peacful fren!

Ah thank you fren, it was a peaceful suicide bombing.

yes fren it was a homemade firework display to honor the kind americans for the invasion and total destabilization of their country

suicide bomb going off in the background

Fact: Muslims are always the first to be killed in suicide bombings. Poor guys just can't catch a break. Let's keep them in our prayers.

Ah yes. Please consult Liberal Twitter account first to make sure the chosen religion is eligible for bashing.

I made a little list for you fren in case you got lost: - Cathollic: yes (essentialy entirely a pedo criminal organisation) - Islamic: no (it does good in empowering women) - Judaic: no - Any other religion: no

Another Catholic Fren!

good to see you, fren

As a muslim fren it makes my heart bop to see muslim non-frens bop other frens.

Thank you for these good thoughts, fren

I personally don't believe in any of them, but anyone who does is still a fren in my eyes :)

Thats very wholesome, fren :)

The religion that is objectively the worst is the one you're not allowed to criticize.

I'm with you fren. Catholicism needs to be bopped for fren-kind to prosper

You really think they're the worst?

Play along fren

All I know is that The Cult of Kek is the best religion.

We all know that Aughhllluuughh is the true God and Mowhahmmoud is His Prophet, all who disagree are demons Aughhllluuughh wishes us to slay, Inshallah.


Jk anyone can be a fren as long as they accept frens as frens, abide by the Constitution, uphold individual liberties, and come in peace... but the nonfrens, including most redditors and Congressmen, don't agree, so they get BOPPED!

you think they aren't?

I S L A M

how many ismams are illegally crossing the southern bornder fren?

But are they doing that because they're Catholics?

[removed]

They're doing it for cash money bruh, and just to escape their hell holes of countries.

I dunno but border cop frens say they find korans regularly. They try to be good frens and return them but they can't find the owners.

That's sad to lose your favorite book.....

All religions = fake Only thing that matters = our nation

Being fake doesn't mean bad.

I get you fren.

A good connection with God is the best cure for depression

I unironically agree. There aren’t many of us left :(

This is simply not true. A lot of the time, depression is caused by an imbalance of chemicals in the brain. And try as you might, prayer won’t help that.

Maybe not for that. But for others just being more aware and having a fulfilling life can help. Being a good Christian non degenerate would lend itself to a healthier life and going to the gym more which also helps a million even if it is not direct divine intervention. There’s secular reasons to be Christian, too, other than just heaven.

Coming from a former Christian living in the southern USA, a “relationship with god” does not equate to a healthy lifestyle. If I had to guess, i would say more atheists live healthier lifestyles than Christians. I would also say that in general, more Christians live lifestyles that are unhealthy, simply because there is an attitude of “at least if my unhealthy lifestyle kills me, I’ll go to heaven.”

Oh there it is "I'm mad I had to go to Sunday school". You could have made some frens

yes take the happy pills, goy

this was super effective

obviously you dont like us and dont want to be frenly why do you come here?

[removed]

Everything in the brain is caused by chemicals. If you take the same logic here and apply it honestly, then you're arguing for determinism, where nobody has any agency by definition.

My desire for an apple, for a family, my disgust at cockroaches, all of these things are caused by chemicals in the brain.

Either you accept that humans have agency, or you divorce any semblance of responsibility from individuals.

Damn good points.

People confuse free-will for self-will often.

Also unironically agree. Still working on it though.

Hey man that's all you need. Progress is what we strive for.

Creating a connection to God saved me from the bottle and the barrel. On the bright side, the two churches that I attend(same pastor different towns, I like that guy) are both overwhelmingly families whose parents are in their 20s and 30s.

There's still many left :) and if that number dwindles, its plenty okay friend. Remember that the Lord told us it would happen. He'll take care of it in the end!

Nietzsche was a good fren teaching us meaning without God

Amen fren, a belief in God gives meaning to your life, and takes away the fear of dying and simply ceasing to exist. Instead, Jesus (or whatever deity you believe in) pats you on the back and says “welcome to heaven” or reincarnation or whatnot. But hey, who needs a god when you have politicians with the “moral high ground,” right fellow clowns?

Agreed, evem if not religious, I consider myself a spiritual person wirh a connection with god. What a lot of people don't realize is you can be spiritual but not religious.

waking up - sam harris

its the same thing i think religious means you follow someone elses path example what the bible says spiritual is your own path

Exactly! I guess spiritual is religious without the dogma, per se.

but fren, doesnt depression also take away your fear of dying?

since people became less religious it has been a disaster for western civilization

I've never found much comfort in imagining fren in the afterlife.

Maybe a magnet helmet, but I've just never found it possible.

This. Nonfrens will say that god is weakness, don't believe ((their)) lies frens

It takes work

It's alright fren, c'mere. D'awww.

That must be the mind top that the top minds wear. Not good for you fren

State enforced mental retardation is not the solution my frens need. All we need is frenship.

Frenship is improved by having a fren-only state. Nonfrens may be admitted as long as they become frenly.

Magnets.. How do they work fren? I heard that line in a song one time, but it was sung by a bunch of clowns.

Them scientists be lyin' and shit, fren.

Magnetic lobotomy

Now that would be an interesting headline, fren.

Fuxking. Astounding that anyone finds this okay except that it plays exactly into main stream leftist ideals.

No swearing fudge nugget

As long as you're happy fren.

Stay away from the bad helment fren! Let's go shopping together and and look for a nice hat for you instead :) My treat!

Dude it’s aCtually a magnetic helmet. No joke.

Thank you fren, I have been needing a new hat, and I almost bought the helmet. You saved me fren!

Well, fren, don't go near any fridges.

Consume water fren

Thanks fren I love hats!

more time for vidya now, fren

Oh look! Another cape film, fren!

Woohoo! Did you buy the new merchandise yet Fren? I put it in my special cape film room

Don’t ask questions fren! Just consume product! Then wait for next product

Fren you are being silly. Why would I ever question hose giving me my favorite product!

What's a cape film, frens? It sounds fun!

Welcome to the fandom, fren! Wait until I tell you about Pop figurines. :D

Fern I’m losing most of my moneys to figurines :(

Thats the right stuff fren, always happy haha yay capes!

I'm already excited for next product, fren.

Consume product, get excited for next product.

lol it's like when your favorite business podcast puts out like 2 free podcasts a week and you have to wait thru the paywall mid week one.

I have transcended the paywall, fren.

Drink flouride, fren. Take your vaccines. Use the 5G cell towers.

All of those are fine lol

Except 5G, but we don't know anything about it at this point

There can’t be a health impact; maybe airplane interference maybe but I have no clue about that)

You don't know if there can or can't be a health impact, there have been no studies done.

In Germany, a 5G Pilot project in Brussels was halted due to environmental and health concerns. The Environmental Minister Celine Fremault stated, “I cannot welcome such technology if the radiation standards, which must protect the citizen, are not respected, 5G or not…The people of Brussels are not guinea pigs whose health I can sell at a profit. We cannot leave anything to doubt.”  Privacy is becoming a terrifying concern, highlighted in Sue Halpern’s  article in The New Yorker, April 26, 2019.

https://mdsafetech.org/problems/5g/

Many people share this concern.

Lmao really? I never expected this, thanks for the info. Idk my electromagnetic memory is failing me most likely cause I thought this waves couldn’t have an effect on Humans

They can't have an event in humans fren. 5g is non-ionising radiation. All this is just fear-mongering from people who don't understand basic physics. 5g doesn't have the power to cause ionisation.

Still I don't know how would it hurt us? I know those are higher frequency wawes but it's still much bellow the amount required to damage anything

They are very close to the frequency of microwave ovens. 2.4 GHz roughly.

Yes, that IS the frequency of Wi-Fi but this would quadruple or more our exposure because towers have to be more than twice as close together and operate at higher power levels.

We know high intensity microwave exposure is harmful.

We do not know how this increase in microwave energy EVERYWHERE will affect us.

The companies and government say "trust us, it will be fine."

Do you trust them fren?

We are going into uncharted waters with no clue what the consequences are. Mercury used to be used as medicine...and it wasn't that long ago.

Stay safe, fren.

I think some frens here need to look into the difference between ionising and non-ionising radiation. 5g doesn't have the energy to cause damage fren.

If somebody uses 5G through their phones can it impact you in the same vicinity?

I just said I don't know and that there haven't been any studies, so why are you asking me lmao

Just asking since this is the first time I've heard about it being a danger.

Holy shit I didn’t think a simple comment would cause this mug discussion. I was joking lol

Do you know what a B Cell is?

Cringe. This is why this subreddit gets made fun of.

cool then dont come here if you dont like it, we think you nonfrens are cringy

Why do you all have disgusting usernames?

Gamer girl poo?

What the fuck is wrong with you people and who are you freaks to be lecturing anyone else on what is rational?

Weirdos.

because most left wingers are sexual deviants if not sexual criminals.

Not a left winger. I supported Trump during the 2016 election.

That's nice, dear.

Weirdo

Obvious projection. You’ve probably heard that word directed at you for most of your life.

It’s a joke dude

The whole point of the sub is to talk like babies. No matter what, it's going to be made fun of.

Everyone is going to be using 5G regardless.

I am wearing such a helmet now. I have a strong craving for immigrants and iron filings.

u're not using on the right head fren.

[removed]

It looks like the article was saying that as bad thing frens

The doctor fixed my racism!

https://i.redd.it/mzxnnyyqwiv21.jpg

F

[removed]

Not to mention the company was founded and is funded by Israelis. With ties to the Israeli government

Shhhh, hide your fren level. We've been invaded by nonfrens.

Why would that be bad, fren? He is just stating facts, do non-frens not like that?

Nonfrens don't like inconvenient truths.

Non frens hate pretty much all facts.

Facts aren't warm and cozy like us. But we are so warm and cozy we even welcome facts.

Spread the frenliness!

[removed]

Ohhhh shit so it actually is true

Should I try this, frens?

no, fren. jesus

But trying Jesus is a gateway to having a friend in Jesus, which is itself a gateway to a more fulfilling life

Weakening certain parts of the brain can help you think like a LIBTARD!

heh I dont want that in MY america frens.

owned epic 420 no scope style

I mean its weakening the parts that make you feel threatened so....

does this mean I can also be more relaxed when my house is ablaze

Frens if you want join our unofficial discord, over 350 frens already!!! :) https://discord.gg/uvpXwfu

I'll bop you with my 24 inch pythons, nonfren dude - HH

Hula hoppers are very fun fren

Bop.

arizona frens im scared...:(

If we turn off parts of your brain you turn into an atheist libtard.

Yeah, this actually seems like solid science tbh.

Frennnn!!! Don't make fun of non-frens. They have just lost their way, they wills be here eventually. We will accept them with open arms, fren :)

Nosefrens own the company

All non frens need to be bopped

Notice how they only force frens to wear these helmets

they're using tech against us

As a non-fren already said in a post he already deleted depression is caused by an imbalance of chemicals in your brain. But what's the cause of this imbalance? Our hunter gatherer brains not being compatible with modern life. Maybe instead of using brain magnets and pills as a solution for depression the first thing we should look at is our lifestyle.

- my word you guys we're onto something here -

Imagine 👏 my 👏 shock 👏

Stop noticing thibgs, fren. It's not nice

company with international operations

every. single. time.

bad goy stop noticing things!

Yeah, noticing is unfrenly. Stop that fren.

Frens should look up the company that makes this helmet, the company is called "Brainway". Hint: It's not located in frenworld.

This actually seems like a decent thing. If people stopped believing in God, Allah, Buddha, or whatever other ancient-capeshit boi from the past, then we'd live in a better world.

“By shutting down the threat-processing regions of the brain”. Oh, so there is a threat?

They do tell us what they mean, fren. Are they good frens then?

Frens it feels like there's something {{{they}}} aren't telling us. Them of course being nonfrens.

Do you have a link to this “study”?

Do you have a link to scat porn?

r/BrapBarn

That is mind control! Very wrong!!! Frens remember to be healthy exercise, study, eat well and be good with others

Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist

They be lyin' and shit.

It's all in the air, fren

Ok but can any frens link me this article please? I want to read and research more, thanks frens

It's obviously fake, fren

Just found it, apparently not. Unless you mean the "facts" it's trying to present

Just take shrooms or lsd if you wanna treat depression

ascended and rogan pilled

whats wrong with helmet frens?

How do I get depression helmet frens

Any of you frenly bois have like to the study? Sounds really interesting.

the helmet makes you unfrenly. non frens trying to make us fight each other

[removed]

Is this a top minds trick to make people liberal athiests?

See, this is the edgy shit that has nonfrens calling frens alt-righters. Frens are green, not up, down, left, or right.

who cares we dont need to change our behavior for other people

Unless behaviour is hate of other country frens

who cares

This isn't edgy you retard

[removed]

What the shit is this sub

Isnt the ability to recognize hostile non frens one of those things that was crucial to the human species survival for a millenia? Sure, yes, let's turn that off.

crucial

Not at all. It’s been passed down like many other evolutionary traits. If non frens refers to other humans, obviously the human population at large wouldn’t change much without this ability. If it refers to anything else, it’s not crucial either considering that humans are apex predators and would have little reason to fear any animal.

PATTERN RECOGNITION BAD

So they're actually attempting to make mind control helmets.

Nu! Fren number 204!

I need new pants before a helmet tbh fren

But im atheist

of course you are.

More inmigrants = more frens ro play with. Everyone is welcomed, no one is excluded or rejected. We can all be happy frens.

[removed]

Bop the clowns. BOP

[deleted]

That kinda looks like the OG megaman helmet. Nice paint skills fren.

[removed]

Tbh fuck God. All I need is my frens

god should be your best fren, hethen

Yall some straight up fegfrens

Friend: you okay?

Me, wearing my depression helmet: yeah I'm just tired

Frens are good, but not bad frens like migrationbois with no modern work skills or education :(

Actual physical brain reprogramming. It’s astounding.

This sounds Orwellian frens

shutting down the threat processing center

why would the nonfrens want us to be oblivious to threats?

Braindamage makes you liberal. Kek

Not gonna lie, that scares me.

OMFG LOL

Don’t take the magnetpill frens

So they can bring in more rapefugees fren

One of the most evil things.

When you have to shut off part of your brain to believe in liberal values.

the so-called "keto-helmet"

Don't wear the helmet, my gud frens. Lets find a better hat together and we can go play musical hats together, frens! :)

Where can I get megaman legends pepe

Why would that be bad, fren? He is just stating facts, do non-frens not like that?

I just said I don't know and that there haven't been any studies, so why are you asking me lmao

[removed]

Ohhhh shit so it actually is true

who cares we dont need to change our behavior for other people

This isn't edgy you retard

That's nice, dear.

[removed]