Last drink- 124 days ago. Last cigarette- 97 days. Last weed and fap-4 days. 89% to spiritual ascension. My aura is a golden hue. This morning I astral-projected my spirit to Japanese zen garden. I took this picture of myself with my mind and sent it to my phone to share. Life is good frens!
1005 2019-05-05 by CyberPreston
44 comments
1 Sergei_Suvorov 2019-05-05
Take the frenpill
1 Verity_Kindle 2019-05-05
Nice, fren! Keep going, you're doing the bravest thing, which is to insist on taking good care of yourself. In a culture of self-abusers of various kinds, that's pretty cool.
1 EndlessDelusion 2019-05-05
i wish i was as enlightened as you fren. Maybe you will become a smartfren and help us convince nonfrens!
1 Zero_the_Unicorn 2019-05-05
I don't think going that long without drinking is healthy fren
1 Der_Jones 2019-05-05
Frenly to your body and mind. This is how frenly life is supposed to be.
1 st-sheep 2019-05-05
Great advice fren! You can't be a good fren to others if your not frenly to yourself too :)
1 WakaTXranger 2019-05-05
I’m jealous of all that feng shui fren
1 penpractice 2019-05-05
freng shui
1 doggonedeathrow 2019-05-05
Keep bettering yourself fren, we all proud
1 [deleted] 2019-05-05
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1 S0NNENRADICAL 2019-05-05
Getting close to samadhi, fren
1 PleaseCensormeDaddy 2019-05-05
One must have an Iron will to master nature and themselves being part of that nature, degenerate habits such as drugs and porn will deplete you of your firey will to life, and we all know who pushes porn and drugs on us.
fren.
1 [deleted] 2019-05-05
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1 under_thesun 2019-05-05
Fren, I follow your steps
1 namelson2939 2019-05-05
Your last fat was 4 days ago?! Geez, you really have the control of your mind
1 chewbacca2hot 2019-05-05
hes gone mad. all the semen he has stored up has filled his brain.
1 Chainsawninja 2019-05-05
"Thus, a good fren, though a slave, is free; but a wicked non-fren though a king, is a slave. For he serves, not one man alone, but, what is worse, as many masters as he has vices"
1 swedishfishchef 2019-05-05
I hope you fail and start drinking again
1 nauzifikri 2019-05-05
Thats not a frenly thing to say non-fren
1 Sergei_Suvorov 2019-05-05
A swift bop
1 CyberPreston 2019-05-05
I missed what this non-fern said
1 GundalfNP 2019-05-05
bop
1 Canadeaan 2019-05-05
do you do the Chinese tugging technique fren?
1 twiceblessedman 2019-05-05
Good job, fren! Keep it up!
1 The_Neato_Mosquito 2019-05-05
Good job fren I am proud
1 corporate-viking 2019-05-05
The mind and body, a temple. Well done fren.
1 NotVeryLaidBack 2019-05-05
I take it that you have given up on trying to get laid. That's sad, very sad.
1 1272chicken 2019-05-05
Namaste, peace fren
1 mathturbatin 2019-05-05
One aspires to transcend to this level of frenship. Keep fighting the good fight fren!!!
1 trulyascumbag 2019-05-05
one day you'll get to this level
1 RobloxRapper 2019-05-05
Good Job!
1 GrOuNd_ZeRo_7777 2019-05-05
Giving up porn has been great for me, my QT girlfriend hates porn and gladly gave it up!
1 BeRickSanchez 2019-05-05
Hey fren, you can astral project to my house and we can listen to some Alan Watts if you want.
1 I-Have-Hollow-Bones 2019-05-05
Your aura is just as frenly as it is golden
1 RotInPixels 2019-05-05
Last drink: 365 or so days ago. Last cigarette: uh, bout 2 hours ago. Last weed and fap- 20 years, never done both at same time? Sounds trippy
1 Indobo 2019-05-05
Good work fren!
1 DrShlomoGoldmanstien 2019-05-05
Help me with the first part
1 Porkechop 2019-05-05
U can fap fren, but gus on u for the rest
1 EvenGayerAccountName 2019-05-05
good job, frensei
1 mads256c 2019-05-05
Eat healthy and go to the gym for maximum body frenliness
1 oksidasyon 2019-05-05
i never drank or smoked. So i have ascended?
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1 Vercingetorix_1 2019-05-05
Cut out the weed, fren. Been over a year now for me. Haven’t looked back
1 scalar214 2019-05-05
You might want to fap more regularly my dude. You're putting yourself at risk of prostate cancer.