The Cozy Commandments

2506  2019-05-04 by FoxDieEeE

168 comments

The last one is one of the most important ones when dealing with hate

Yes fren

I'm handing out Frenpill left and right! Who wants one?

Me fren

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

Thank you fren

You're welcome fren! All I ask is that you pass it on.

Of course, dear fren

I, the great frenbassitor would like one.

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

:D

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Careful fren, wouldn't want to run out of stock!

The Frenpill factory is working overtime this week. There's never been a better time to be a Fren!

can I have one fren??(:

fren, i hope you enjoy this pill. i've worked very hard

AND YOU GET A FRENPILL!

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

r/topmindsofreddit will still bash at us, but frens, let them not have a he satisfaction of hurting us. Amen.

Let them be miserable, we have Frenliness!

Me

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

Gimme please 💊

AND YOU GET A FRENPILL!

Can I have one too fren?

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

Left and right, heh.

This guy gets it....

SO YOU GET A FRENPILL!

I can haz frenpill?! (get it? Like the funny meme)

Can you?........OF COURSE!

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

I woke up late today, am I too late to get a frenpill?

There's no expiration date in this giveaway!

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

Thank you fren!

I’m a good fren. Can I have one

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

Wow that's very generous of you fren. May I have one of them frenpills as well?

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

I want all the frenpills but we gotta be nice so I'll have one

YOU GET A FRENPILL

I can't swallow pills fren. Is there fren syrup?

I can't swallow pills as well, fren. Genetic throat condition. Best of luck in your search for fren syrup.

CRUSHED UP FRENPILL IN PUDDING FOR YOU TOO!

YOU GET A FRENPILL!.......

THATS CRUSHED UP AND PUT INTO CHOCOLATE PUDDING!

Nonfrens needs frenpills to be frenly

Me! I’m finally free after being bopped by nonfrens

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

Can I hab frenpill?

YOU GET A FRENPILL

I-I guess i’ll take one

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

Thanks doc

YOU'RE WELCOME FREN, TAKE A FEW EXTRA AND PASS THEM OUT! NO LICENSE NEEDED TO DOSE THESE FRENPILLS!

Me fren

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

Does that mean we can’t have our own political pill or just be more of a fren?

It means....

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

I’ll take it fren

You won't regret it!

Can I be your fren? You seem nice

You sure can! Little secret though, all my Frens...

GET FREE FRENPILLS!!

Halp I took too many frenpills and now I don’t feel so good!!1! !

Eat a red pill, quick fren!

could also offer some blacks but they are real downers so I don't think you want them

That's not frenly fren

I think he mean that as in "taking the black pill", which means essentially accepting a form of nihilism.

Yea blacks aren't very good fren

This is why non-frens don't like frenworld

I could offer you a yellow pill, they taste really good, they also make you see monsters :D

Do yellow pill make my eyes small. ( no worries frens I'm Chinese)

No fren, they make you smell colours though!

I already took one, my cat is huge now!

Woah, I wanna smell with my eyes

You can with the purple pill!

Quick, have a blue pill before it’s too late

ONLY CURE IS MORE FRENPILLS!

gulp

ISNT THAT BETTER?

I brought juice to everybody to swallow their pills!

Thank you fren!

True fren

Frens, I like to have fun drinking with other frens, am I still a fren?

You still are, unless it makes most your of personality and don’t eat properly 90% of the time.

It doesn't, fren, I just like to hang out with frens and drink some brews. :)

Nothin better than a brew with the frens, fren

That’s the frenly way

If you are frenly, you are fren, fren

Value those moments with your frens, fren

Thank you fren, I will.

The final frenpill is reading Seige

Frenpill is the ultimate pill

Wise words fren

Thanks for sharing fren

You’re literally Goebbels

This is literally hate speech, we must ban!!!!

No. 🎈

How

I’m not sure, but I know some faggot will find some way to be offended

I mean, no one's offended but maybe calling people faggots isn't the nicest thing to do. I wouldn't blame them for getting offended by that.

Don't do it to me and ma frens. This is a frenly place, this is the fren world.

I’ve fallen frens and I can’t get up

🎵Why cant we be frens, why cant we be frens🎶

Source?

If more people followed the last one, the world would be a much frenlier place

what are my frens' stance on pit-bulls?

<3 I think that you guys are converting frens as much as non frens into a synthesis of frenship. Maybe I'm naive frens. Maybe I am not.

Frenship we synthesize persists across mediums.

Maybe I'm naive frens

Don't know about that, but I'm absolutely positive you're a fren!

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Do all this and other still claim im a not see!

Based and frenpilled

Based and frenpilled!

well that went kinda religious fren.

You don’t have to take the Frenpill Is you don’t want to fren.

fren pill and religious indoctrination aint the same!

Not indoctrination fren, there's more to it than blind following fren. It is a lifeline to survive when confronted with bitterness and evil

uhm. no fren. fairy tales, like all sweet things, are detrimental to your health fren.

please go be a cringey athesit in a different sub

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Anyone have suggestions for a frenpilled reading list?

Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy

Julius Evola is very frenly.

No he isn’t.

How strong is your reading level friend? Do you like long historical works? Complicated philosophical works? Shorter easy to absorb political works? Fiction?

fren <3

Thank you fren! <3

I am saving this to remind me of what I am striving to be when I start feeling bad about myself.

r/notliketheothergirls

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

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Lmao they are obsessed with us frens

Click the link, fren! He’s only asking why it popped up in his notifications! When someone talks about the content, he’s really nice!

Oh sorry fren, its just that subreddit is full of non-frens

True, many have seen to have swallowed too many pills that make them angry and paranoid, hopefully they can simmer down one day, listen to some Tame Impala and take a fren pill.

It’s hilarious because you can TELL some of the older members are getting quieter and probably so angry.

what is he talking about

But what if drinking and getting stoned are frenly-communion?

That’s okay, fren! Just never let it be a defining part of your life, personality, or the only way to bond with frens!

And to think there are non-frens who call us hateful. They need a frenpill

Yes fren

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EVEN INADEQUATE CHAPO HOG LOVERS GET A FRENPILL TODAY! IT'S OK THAT YOU DISAPPOINTED YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE TODAY YOU GET A FRENPILL!

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Now THIS is an epic pill. ✌🐸

Ok, this is epic

But fren I love my Mackey dee chicken tendies

yummy thanks fren

Too late

I mean I try not to eat fast food but sometimes I slip up...

Creative? I make memes sometimes so does thst count? I've been really busy lately and haven't had much time to do anything creative like writing or drawing.

nobody is perfect and real life comes first fren!

Thank you fren I needed this

I'm really excited to see frens start to seriously think about what it means to be a fren, and to philosophize and lay out guidelines for the betterment of Frenworld.

I betcha 10$ that our frens at r/againsthatesubs or r/topmindsofreddit will twist this around, Stay strong my frens and eat your healthy tendies

I totally agree, I don't know how anyone could not.

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What about the national socialism?

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The same reason you're here, people want to be with frens! Now.....

HERE'S YOUR FRENPILL!!🐸❤️💊

No you’re just in the front page. This sub is not good

Hmm, you sound cranky.

HERE'S SOME EXTRA STRENGTH FRENPILLS, EXTENDED RELEASE!

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Can I OD on frenpills?

Who'da thunk that this frenly sub would have the best values

Jesus fren?

It also comes in suppositories for our nonfrens out there!

holy fucking shit, ive been wanting to meet other optimist for sooo fucking long, i want to be a Fren!

Profound

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this is just great advice overall

Uhhh why no drugs

Yes fren

Me fren

Careful fren, wouldn't want to run out of stock!

Me

YOU GET A FRENPILL!

Gimme please 💊

Can I have one too fren?

Left and right, heh.

I can haz frenpill?! (get it? Like the funny meme)

I woke up late today, am I too late to get a frenpill?

I’m a good fren. Can I have one

Wow that's very generous of you fren. May I have one of them frenpills as well?

I want all the frenpills but we gotta be nice so I'll have one

I can't swallow pills fren. Is there fren syrup?

Nonfrens needs frenpills to be frenly

Me! I’m finally free after being bopped by nonfrens

Can I hab frenpill?

I-I guess i’ll take one

Thanks doc

I can't swallow pills as well, fren. Genetic throat condition. Best of luck in your search for fren syrup.

Me fren

This is why non-frens don't like frenworld

Does that mean we can’t have our own political pill or just be more of a fren?

YOU GET A FRENPILL!.......

THATS CRUSHED UP AND PUT INTO CHOCOLATE PUDDING!

YOU GET A FRENPILL

Can I be your fren? You seem nice