What happen fren? Was your chokky egg not good?

He got a lousy toy. I know that feeling fren.

Yeah, my last one was sub-par as well. They're going downhill with the toys i think.

i heard they moved the toy production to non-frenland

Enjoy the chocolate fren, thats what i enjoyed my kinders for

In America they are banned sniff we get some bastardized thing.

A Kinder Egg? Good news fren, we have those here :D

my fren yu just got jebaited

Dont eat the toy by accident just making sure :)

Seriously what is this sub