Hello, Frens! I am the feelings trader. Simply give me your negative feelings, and I’ll trade you for some nice ones!

53  2019-04-25 by FaxTax

22 comments

1  G_2001_ 2019-04-25

My phone broke and the deductible costed $200 fren.. I don't like waisting good money I earn from my mcwage job fren..

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1  FaxTax 2019-04-25

I learned it from the ancients, fren. I think you are worthy to learn as well. You can become my pupil.

1  iblewkatieholmes 2019-04-25

Do you mind if I’m your chef and I make you ham sammich

1  FaxTax 2019-04-25

Is that an Idubbbz reference?

1  iblewkatieholmes 2019-04-25

Idk it might be idk him I just want to make you a ham sammidge

1  FaxTax 2019-04-25

Well, I’ll take one!

1  GameksTastik 2019-04-25

Wizard Fren I wanted to use this year for improvement, which I did but Im still not respected and the work I put into removing body tendies while succesful made me slack on Homework.

I have big exam tomorrow, not important but everyone tests themself with it. I have been shamed with it for 3 times now fren, when I get shamed tomorrow can you trade me some happiness wizard fren, I'll even add a rare ingredient, virgin tears on top.

Thanks fren I go cry myself to sleep now. I just wish I had some frens to hug.

1  FaxTax 2019-04-25

hugs I’ll be your fren, kind fren. I’m sorry you’ve been shamed. Just know that your true frens value and support you unconditionally. Do your very best on your test, and then you have every right to be proud of yourself for doing all any reasonable person could expect someone to do.

I’ll try my powers to trade you as much happiness as possible in exchange for the negativity you possess. If you ever want to talk more, I’ll try my best to be there for you.

Blessings, fren.

1  david-aware 2019-04-25

Wizard fren. I put a spell on a fren and he died.

1  FaxTax 2019-04-25

Can you reverse it fren? Regardless, you should talk to the confessions fren. I can try to bring your fren back if you want as well.

1  david-aware 2019-04-25

Yes plz wizard fren. He had a big red nose and funny colour hair fren. Please put a living spell on him fren.

1  FaxTax 2019-04-25

Hmmm, he sounds... different. I’d talk to confessions fren about it and then come back to me.

1  lucius-cornelius 2019-04-25

isn’t necromancy is non-frenly my fren?

1  FaxTax 2019-04-25

No, fren, it depends purely on who practices it and their intentions in doing so. I am a fren practicing it for frens in order to do good; therefore, what I’m doing is frenly.

1  jessicarae28382 2019-04-25

Fren I’m so sick with flu.

1  FaxTax 2019-04-25

I hope you get better soon, fren.

1  Robosaures 2019-04-25

Fren, you trade for but sin. Tell me what makes my negative your gold?

1  FaxTax 2019-04-25

I cannot say much without repercussions from my peers, fren, but I must say that I am a wizard who derives power from this negativity. I collect it and use it to do good with my ability.

1  jjmart83 2019-04-25

Are you sure fren? I might have too much for you to carry.

1  FaxTax 2019-04-25

I’m a strong wizard fren, fren. I can take what you have.