yas fren good job

Congratulations fren

You gonna be smart fren

He already smart, he gonna be even smarter fren

Woop woop, you go fren

Good job fren

Welcome to clown school honk

No, anti-fren

All frens, clown or not, are all still frens, fren

Sounds like something a clown would say, fren

Are you still my fren though?

Of course, fren!but be warned, fren, I bop clownfrens

Wouldn’t you be the non-fren? Discriminating against clown frens but not other frens. You are the true nonfren taste the justice in my sweet

bop

Happy for you fren :)

im happy for u fren, i want to get a full scholarship from one good college too

Good luck my fren. I hope you get your scholarship my fren. Im about to finish my degree in a few months

big brain fren!!

congrats fren :D

Very epic fren

Remember to study fren

I didn't study and got kicked out

Sorry to hear that happen to my fren

thanks for the sympathy fren

School's not for everyone fren, although I dropped out but after a couple of years I went back when I actually felt ready to go and did really well so there's always time if you ever do want to go back fren.

maybe fren

Good job fren, hopefully not clown college, too many clowns already

what is clown college?

Phoenix

Sick burn, fren

what’s clown college?

Proud of you fren!

Great work fren

Heil

That was not frenly

that is cool fren

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Great job fren! Super proud

Congrats fren!

nice job fren! Want advice?

Okay so here we go fren!

• Bring sandals for the shower, if the shower is public sometimes frens peepee or poopoo in it. Stay healthy fren.

• Get an agenda so you can write down work. That way you stay on top of projects and become super smart!

• Sometimes you will need some more outlets in room, so get an octopus outlet!

• Remember to make frens fren! Sometimes college can be lonely, but with good frens things will be good!

This is just some basic advice, don't be afraid to ask for more!

Also, be sure not to ignore your debt. I know that it's often the last thing you want to think about, but if you don't pay attention to it, it can get out of control.

Fren this hasn’t been mentioned but please make sure to go with your mental health in a good state because college will chew you to pieces and spit you out if you don’t have healthy coping methods.

Source: Seen too many friends succumb to alcohol abuse and end up dropping out along the road. Take advantage of your university health insurance and don’t be afraid to ask for help! Most importantly congratulations!

GO TO CLASS

DON'T SKIP CLASS

GO TO CLASS

Congrats!

college will indoctrinate you with cultural honksism. Be cautious.

Depends on what you study and what college tbh

Yay fren

Yay gj fren

good job fren

I am a failure frens

Im sure you will succeed somewhere fren

Downvoted because not true fren. You have value and worth

Used to think that before a younger sibling basically forced me into community college for next semester. It’s not over till you die fren.

Good job fren! Just be careful of nonfrens ok?

Don't go into a stupid field that will leave you with mountains of debt and basically no opportunities, fren.

They're called "humanities" frens

frogities

I’m going into finance. I heard that I ought to get a specialist degree like stats as opposed to broad degree like econ for getting a lucrative job. True?

Eh, even high-level finance jobs will likely be mostly automated in the near future, but you might have a good 10-15 years.

nope, i work in finance and no way will everything be automated. you can't programme an equity research analyst fren .

My fren is doing applied mathematics at an ivy. He is going to be very wealthy fren. Maybe you will know each other

I whish him the best of luck

is this true??

No

Absolutely not, fren. Automation in my field (capital markets) would bring out responses specifically designed to game / take advantage of the automation. It would collapse, quickly and at spectacular cost.

Why do people fud every profession? It makes choosing so difficult.

People know the drawbacks of their own career. The corollary is that they tend to overestimate the awesomeness of other fields or underestimate how miserable other fields are. Finance had made me mighty comfortable, no complaints; however, I find the industry over-regulated and stagnating and would suggest to younger frens that less specific but still highly technical skills have lifetime value. Hence, stats.

I hate the automation meme. It’s employed by every retard to push for whatever change they want. If you google “(any profession) automation” you’ll get some articles claiming it to be a graveyard in 10 years, while others declare it the last bastion of the human worker.

I’m sure i’m 20 years we can look back and think about what a funny scare automation of white collar jobs was. On the other hand we may be out of work before our forties and wishing we took the devastating robotic threat more seriously.

Automation is inevitable however. It's cheaper for bigfren to develop machines to use, rather than to hire frens.

My buddy is doing it, eventually you can get promoted to credit analyst and you’ll be good.

Broad bachelors, specific masters.

Ex: Economics B.S., Data Mining Masters, or something to that effect.

I did a stats bachelors and stat computing MS for reference. Got good job opportunity fren.

how worthwhile are masters business degrees in terms of ROI?

I’ve heard that you should just get a job out of school but i’m not terribly informed on this as Iv got quite a ways to go in college.

You wouldn't get a Business Masters Degree, you'd get an M.B.A., a Masters in Business Administration. I don't recommend just getting one outright or you'll be doing some 50k/yr job at some dingy small gig. Most success stories I see about MBA's are people with heavily applied undergrads and some years experience then souping up their marketability with an MBA. So for instance a software engineer with a Computer Science minor getting an MBA to take on project management roles at tech firms. An applied mathematician getting an MBA to be qualified to lead a hedge fund. Etc.

Think of what you'd actually enjoy doing day to day. An MBA is a tool to move from simply doing that thing and moving into a senior leadership role for said thing.

I wanted to follow up with you cause I actually work at a large Uni as a statistician and can see what students say they make by different breakdowns.

17% of MBA's got jobs paying less than 40k, 58% total under 70k.

Make of that as you will.

That’s a surprisingly low number. I’m in NYC so maybe cost of living in your area is a lot lower?and balances out.

Thanks for the info anyways. I wonder what jobs these people are getting and whether they needed an MBA for them.

I mainly just want upward mobility for hard workers. I just don’t want to be in a “dead end” career.

And what about when you break it down into STEM degrees?

Yeah exactly, I see the University I went to has implemented all these super specific bachelor's programs now which seems mental to me. When I did my maths B.S. I wished there was a tad more specialisation (couldn't choose between applied or pure for example, was all in one major) but now it's become way too separated and with some weird niche majors offered.

I'm proud of you fren

Gold job fren

ayo, am proud of you fren

Same, on a NROTC scholarship in computer science. Is a good day frens

I’m gonna break character in this post and just say: Fuck yes OP, I’m proud and happy for you! You got this!

Very smart fren. Bring back foreign knowledge to frenworl plis.

Good job fren

What major fren?

College can be tough fren, take care

I know. can be a tough place for vulnerable frens

Nice job fren!

good job fren!

Proud of you fren! Us frens are very smart! Congrats! I'll have a beer for you tonight fren!

Get that higher education, fren. First year is hard,. It you can do it

Happy for u fren! Ur a real smart! Make us proud!

So proud

So happy for you fren

Good job fren! You’ll do great!

Where are you going to fren??

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Go get em, fren!

congrats, fren! I hope to go to college one day, too

Hey fren, me too. Let's both get smart

Congratulations! Make sure you keep track of your schedule and avoid the clowns fren!

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SO PROUD OF YOU FREN

Scholar fren!

you are now education fren

so proud of you fren! love from the big fren country Canada

happy fren :)

Congrats fren!

Go fren!! Lern good!!

Good job fren!

fren must know his ABCs real good

What school fren?

Just don't get a worthless clown-studies degree

congratulations on new life chapter fren!!!1

Congrats fren

FeelsBadMan for me because i got denied by my top college

Good luck fren. Careful who you make fren with there - you must work hard and party when you can and not the other way round. Congrats

which area fren?

Fren do gud!

congratulations fren!

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Where all so happy for you fren

Yae fren

Make some $ and get those bisches fren!

we are so proud of u fren

fren will be educated. congrats

Stay away from prager university frens!

Nice fren, making your frens proud!!

Good job fren! Would you like a celebratory fren hug?

College is a scam. Don't give them your money

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Congrats fren

Well done fren, your parents must be proud of you

good for you fren

Congratulations fren!!

What school fren?

Hey, nice job fren

you go get good work fren!

Fren you go get those smarts!

40 isn’t too old! Congratulations!

I know. can be a tough place for vulnerable frens

People know the drawbacks of their own career. The corollary is that they tend to overestimate the awesomeness of other fields or underestimate how miserable other fields are. Finance had made me mighty comfortable, no complaints; however, I find the industry over-regulated and stagnating and would suggest to younger frens that less specific but still highly technical skills have lifetime value. Hence, stats.