I keep hearing frens should stop drinking clown juice. Clowns are best frens and have best juice! all true frens know that all weekends should be spent embarassing yourself on friday, drinking more and embarassing yourself worse on saturday. and praying for death on sunday. don't be unfrenly.

17  2019-04-01 by Thatguitarduderagain

8 comments

1  Quantcho 2019-04-01

Honk honk pill

1  Blooddrunk420 2019-04-01

But what about clown lettuce?

1  Thatguitarduderagain 2019-04-01

Clown lettuce makes you super creative. I have literally spent years thinking about really simply ideas and how I will do them tomorrow on clown lettuce. only racists hate clown lettuce.

1  majtommm 2019-04-01

Don't forget to have as much sex as possible with undesirable partners if necessary. There are no consequences after all.

1  Thatguitarduderagain 2019-04-01

man I saw all your recent messages. you're a fucking poet. lol

1  majtommm 2019-04-01

Hello Fren! I've missed you a lot!

1  Thatguitarduderagain 2019-04-01

is it wrong that I wanna give you a bear hug and tell you all my problemos?

1  majtommm 2019-04-01

Of course not. That's what frens are for. If you lived around here we'd pack up some bottles and 5.56, head out to the field to shoot rifles and talk shit.