Frens, I ate a mushroom in the forest and now I feel funny. Seeing psychich vampires and glow in the dark CIA non-frens.

466  2019-03-09 by IEscapedFromArea51

27 comments

It’s not real fren, think happy thoughts

Happy thoughts involve running over CIA non-frens

don't trust the elves fren. do not go in the meat locker.

Write an operating system to contact God, he will tell you what to do

I will call it FrenpleOS.

Don't let CIA people who annoy you kill you under tren.

Don't go near any trains

Trains are CIA black projects.

Stay away from trains!

Don't forget to buy a parrot fren.

Hell yeah you did!

Try writing an interrupt routine fren. I heard it wards off the glow-in-the-darks.

Cleary witten by somebody who hasn't taken shrooms

You're a nonfren that needs to be BOPPED

Clearly written by a nonfren. BOP!

Maybe this fren ate a deliriant shroom instead. Maybe it's not being very frenly to his brains. Seems likely because he never showed you a picture of it or gave a genus and species. There are all kinds of flora and fauna in frenworld.

Drugs are for losers.

Spit out that stalk fren

Tell me about it..

R/wosh

Careful fren! Some mushrooms are bad! Don't eat it if you aren't 100% certain it's safe!

That’s nonfrenlicious!

Just keep eating the blue ones until you've ascended fren

This was at 420 upvotes and i upvoted it.

Did you see the elves fren?

I saw many elf frens.

I wish I wasn't too late to reply fren :( I hope you get my message. I just wanted to compliment you on the added touch of having your fren eat a liberty cap, they really are a great choice! <3