Don't the fall for clown lies. That app is clown made garbage. You are the height of physical perfection, the pinnacle of evolution.
Exaggerated facial features and clown skin present a "scary" appearance. In a primitive circus society, these features are a net benefit. Their faces need to say "I can screw you up if you mess with me, I can honk, juggle faster and fit more of my people in a small car than the next guy".
In a civilized society, these features are about as useful as having two heads.
Greener skin, thin red lips, big eyes and no rainbow hair makes a Fren look more amiable, and possibly even cute. These traits trigger empathy and are sexually attractive. (they also produce more vitamin D, but that's another story)
Green skin is a desirable trait in Frens the world over. Wealthy men rarely have a with noses redder than themselves. I'd even guess that the clown races only still exist because their climate prevents them from lightening up by sexual selection, which is why we need to reverse global warming and bring about an artificial ice age ASAP.
Frens of all places who grow up isolated and have never seen a clown will be terrified the first time they see one. The clown race is one you have to desensitize yourself to just to not be sick.
Listen here little Fren. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me Fren? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby fren.
14 comments
1 Dutch_Has_A_Plan_ 2019-02-24
U are beautiful to me fren
1 OhNoBearIsDriving 2019-02-24
Ob no fren, how dare they accuse you of long nose!
1 majtommm 2019-02-24
Don't the fall for clown lies. That app is clown made garbage. You are the height of physical perfection, the pinnacle of evolution.
Exaggerated facial features and clown skin present a "scary" appearance. In a primitive circus society, these features are a net benefit. Their faces need to say "I can screw you up if you mess with me, I can honk, juggle faster and fit more of my people in a small car than the next guy".
In a civilized society, these features are about as useful as having two heads.
Greener skin, thin red lips, big eyes and no rainbow hair makes a Fren look more amiable, and possibly even cute. These traits trigger empathy and are sexually attractive. (they also produce more vitamin D, but that's another story)
Green skin is a desirable trait in Frens the world over. Wealthy men rarely have a with noses redder than themselves. I'd even guess that the clown races only still exist because their climate prevents them from lightening up by sexual selection, which is why we need to reverse global warming and bring about an artificial ice age ASAP.
Frens of all places who grow up isolated and have never seen a clown will be terrified the first time they see one. The clown race is one you have to desensitize yourself to just to not be sick.
1 mppet 2019-02-24
i cried tears of joy fren, thank
1 majtommm 2019-02-24
It's as plain to see as the the big red noses on their faces. The entire world is envious of fren beauty standards.
1 Greyfox2018 2019-02-24
Inner beauty 100%
1 GlassyDude 2019-02-24
You can't be ugly fren! We're all made in God's image!
1 Crystal_God 2019-02-24
God left me unfinished
1 DentureChomp1488 2019-02-24
Listen here little Fren. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me Fren? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby fren.
1 Coolmilkspiller 2019-02-24
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder fren,
You are beautiful fren.
1 MemeticManchild 2019-02-24
"good nose"
1 Big_Spence 2019-02-24
Fren your nose is so nice a lot of fren don’t have good nose I think we all envy you fren
1 hua3000 2019-02-24
you‘re the most beautiful person in the world for me 😔
1 Pukalo_Reincarnate 2019-02-24
I tried it with an image from my images folder.